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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

lmfao

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The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Drunkboxer posted:

I remember seeing the view once and whoopie was talking about how she likes chicken biscuits for breakfast and for some reason that confused behar completely and she had to have the concept of a biscuit with chicken on it explained to her

they were basically unheard of outside of the south until a few years ago

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 362 days!

49th in education huh?

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
I wonder how many times the CIA has tried to chastise the President for tweeting privileged information.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018


I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna make the most of the next 30 years

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


The Blues aren't gonna win a cup before the literal end of time

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy


quote:

Speaking against setting an age restriction for marriage in Louisiana, state Rep. Nancy Landry (R) said she didn’t like the way lawmakers were making it sound like every teenager who is married is a sex trafficking victim.

"It's really disturbing to me, because a lot of 16-year-olds are very mature," Landry said.

"If they're both 16 years old, and they both consent to sexual relations, and they're about to have a baby, why wouldn't we want them to be married?" Landry said. "Just as a public policy of the state we want children born into wedlock, if possible."

Current law in Louisiana states minors who are 16 or 17 require parental consent to be married, while those under 16 need a judge’s approval. 

Last year, Delaware became the first State in the country to ban child marriage, followed by New York and Texas, setting the minimum age for marriage in any circumstance at 18.
Don't post The Hill.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



your average boomer chud gets exactly 1200 pieces of mail every day, every single one of which is for a scam. they will read each of these and consider each

half of these will be something like, "TRUMP WALL, God's Message brought to the SINNERS, help me SPREAD the message of Trump's Wall! Build the wall! MAGA!" and they will send money and it will end up paying for some guy's drug habit

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Gripweed posted:

I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna make the most of the next 30 years

:same:

ill be 69 when the world ends at this rate

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Cowpocalypse posted:

I wonder how many times the CIA has tried to chastise the President for tweeting privileged information.

the CIA is unconstitutional and trump knows it

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Cowpocalypse posted:

I wonder how many times the CIA has tried to chastise the President for tweeting privileged information.

lol, also, this

he loves being the first person to know the gossip and he's basically in the perfect position to be the first to break the news for all kinds of poo poo, and no mechanism exists to punish him for it

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

oh man i might still be alive to see it

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

omg thats exactly the look

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
whos being nasty to trump??

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


TMMadman posted:

My defense for this kind of incident would be 'oops, I slipped and my drink went flying!"

If the 'slip' isn't on video who can prove that I didn't slip?

The UK has constant video surveillance

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

https://twitter.com/VICE/status/1135601124575252480

I'll be 59, just six years short of standard age of retirement

galenanorth has issued a correction as of 19:19 on Jun 3, 2019

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

holy poo poo ive been reading cspam for 4 years, almost daily

im sure my brain is fine tho

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Gringostar posted:

:same:

ill be 69 when the world ends at this rate

I think most people in this thread are young enough to make it to 2050, but by then we'll all be old to make it as wasteland scavengers, so yeah just fuckin live it up until you die of cholera in a refugee camp or get killed by a militia

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017


welp i guess i can start smoking and drinking whiskey every day in 2040

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/peterbakernyt/status/1135589962970218497?s=19

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

lol they're gonna get broken up because Fox News told all conservatives the only reason their grandkids never like their posts is because they're getting shadowbanned lmfao

Superanos
Nov 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1135609956563083266

Why don't you just.... stop. bing bong, easy :smugdon:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Gripweed posted:

I think most people in this thread are young enough to make it to 2050, but by then we'll all be old to make it as wasteland scavengers, so yeah just fuckin live it up until you die of cholera in a refugee camp or get killed by a militia

I'm gonna become one of those grizzled mystics who eat mushrooms all day and sit on a tall pole to meditate in the hot sun

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Kurtofan posted:

whos being nasty to trump??

mayor of london

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

Gripweed posted:

I think most people in this thread are young enough to make it to 2050, but by then we'll all be old to make it as wasteland scavengers, so yeah just fuckin live it up until you die of cholera in a refugee camp or get killed by a militia

at best were gonna be one of the useless old guy extras that gets shot by the raider gang leader guy to make an example

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


please mister president dont abuse your power to declassify anything you want nooo america's national security is at stake

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

galenanorth posted:

https://twitter.com/VICE/status/1135601124575252480

I'll be 61, just four years short of standard age of retirement

time to move my retirement money out of that 2050 target date fund

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

:yeshaha:
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1135601162982436864?s=20

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

How does he afford coke he's broke

grifters grift

i think he also tours strip clubs for meet ups?

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Ahahahahahahahahaha

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

SKULL.GIF posted:

The UK has constant video surveillance

I don't live in the UK.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 362 days!

Oh I see were in the Bargaining phase

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




:trumppop:

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

the cspam version is better

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
does anyone have the thunkkk face?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




lol the wwdc keynote is going on right now

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Gringostar posted:

:same:

ill be 69 when the world ends at this rate

:same:

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


ugh that long?

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I'll be like 77 in the middle of 2050.

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