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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Without reading the post, I thought it was Jeremy Corbyn.

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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


Amazing

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Ice is a professional writer making a Shadowrun Novel series here on the forums.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

cumshitter posted:

thank you. i would say my brand is healthy. 99.98% of people sampled identified "Cumshitter" with unprotected anal sex. i would say our only issue is that everyone assumes it is gay (which I dont mind), but being the receptive partner in unprotected anal sex is actually a gender neutral act. we are always fine tuning our marketing, and want to spread cumshitting to the masses

im actually sensing a lot of brand energy between cumshitter and the dixie cretin seaman brands. have your people call mine.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i run an actual business, you know. middle stall of the rest room in the landmark C-Frenz gay bar in beautiful reseda. just use one of the stalls and ask for me through the glory business hole

my website is not pornographic, i swear, and contains actual, useful financial advice

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

VanSandman posted:

Ice is a professional writer making a Shadowrun Novel series here on the forums.

Oh please link this.

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

A dj wasn't invited to a starwars party, and was indignant about it.

Baronjutter posted:

I'm actually on collider's side. There's an unspoken agreement when you become a shill to the level they are, and Disney did not keep up their end of the deal.

reignofevil posted:

When you offer them a shilling and they demand the full penny-farthing smdh

reignofevil posted:

The drat Brits hosed up my pun because a shilling was worth more than a penny farthing.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
There was a meltdown in the mortal kombat 11 thread yesterday but this post stands against the rest

lets burn posted:

May your butt pains leave you over time as you spend hours grinding your gender neutral barbie dolls.
I didn't mean to inflame loose sphincters and incite the total kuckbate flame brigade this morning.
I'll stop egging y'all on. I don't want to get milkshaked for "thought crime," by an 11yr old otherkin twinspirit

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
For the sake of old lang syne.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

That is a hell of a meltdown, wow.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



How the gently caress has that dude been here since 2005 and still thought “hmm, yes, this will definitely play.”

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:

Mods please change my name to 11yr old otherkin twinspirit thanks in advance

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Ariong posted:

How the gently caress has that dude been here since 2005 and still thought “hmm, yes, this will definitely play.”

maybe they gifted their SA account to their lovely 15 year old nephew or something

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Ariong posted:

How the gently caress has that dude been here since 2005 and still thought "hmm, yes, this will definitely play."

He used to be with "it" but then they changed what "it" was.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Wow, that video game really hurt that guy's feelings.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
maybe videogames really do hurt the youths

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



Tony Snark posted:

He used to be with "it" but then they changed what "it" was.



Oh and for those who didn't click the link, the reason that dude was melting down was because he was upset that in the latest Mortal Kombat game, the character Sheeva dresses in normal clothes (well, normal for Mortal Kombat, so armor.) rather than super skimpy swimsuits or whatever they dressed her up in in previous games. The other people in the thread told him that was stupid. He did what most awful internet nerds do when they feel like their opinion isn't being considered at the exclusion of all others: had a huge baby tantrum. It's worth a read. He gets less and less coherent over time until eventually his posts read like they were generated by an AI trained on gamergate subreddits.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Famously genderless figure, barbie

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

EorayMel posted:

There was a meltdown in the mortal kombat 11 thread yesterday but this post stands against the rest

I like how this guy is all edge about SJW poo poo but doesn't curse.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I don't really understand what he's on about but I really want to give him a swirlie.

Skratchez
Dec 28, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Doc Hawkins posted:

Famously genderless figure, barbie

Maybe they meant genitals.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

christmas boots posted:

I don't really understand what he's on about but I really want to give him a swirlie.

Is a man not entitled to the jiggle of his video game boobies?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

If a grown adult uses the word "SJW" unironically you can guarantee they're emotionally underdeveloped.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Is a man not entitled to the jiggle of his video game boobies?

If they look too much like actual women it gets scary and the pee pee won't get hard.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
You just know that he wrote all that and was like :smug: FATALITY :smug:.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Fleta Mcgurn posted:

You just know that he wrote all that and was like :smug: FLAWLESS VICTORY :smug:.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Ariong posted:

in the latest Mortal Kombat game, the character Sheeva dresses in normal clothes (well, normal for Mortal Kombat, so armor.) rather than super skimpy swimsuits or whatever they dressed her up in in previous games
kiiinda feel like the game famous for gratuitous gory dismemberment isn't the most solid ground on which to take a stand about objectification.

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.
I just like looking at boobs tbh

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

My Lovely Horse posted:

kiiinda feel like the game famous for gratuitous gory dismemberment isn't the most solid ground on which to take a stand about objectification.

Also she's apparently still wearing high heels.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Subjunctive posted:

Oh please link this.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3835049

Have fun there's lots to read before you catch up.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Also she's apparently still wearing high heels.

And it's not like she's wearing a pants suit. She's just not in buttfloss and a gravity defying novelty bra.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Blue Footed Booby posted:

And it's not like she's wearing a pants suit. She's just not in buttfloss and a gravity defying novelty bra.

I think you're giving them too much credit, her old costume was a Borat-style mankini with spiked arm and shin guards. And a belt.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Sometimes a lady just needs to get her butt flossed, know what I'm saying? Just flickin' those dingleberries right outta there.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Sheeva is a four armed monster like Goro, right? I can't imagine she needs a lot of help getting the hard to reach spots taken care of

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Sometimes a lady just needs to get her butt flossed, know what I'm saying? Just flickin' those dingleberries right outta there.

I'm surprised this isn't an actual product.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

E-- dammit it's coming from inside the quotes thread.

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I'm surprised this isn't an actual product.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



This picture never fails to make me laugh

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Hihohe posted:

This picture never fails to make me laugh

It's not as good as the ceiling shitter child diagram.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

It's not as good as the ceiling shitter child diagram.

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Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Anyone else notice the increasing shadiness and weirdness of SA's ads? This one in the ad issues thread made me laugh though

Pham Nuwen posted:

I'm not complaining about them, just saying that these ads are kind of charmingly lovely:



(I haven't clicked the link, don't know what the site's about)

Edit: turns out it's lame low effort bullshit (mlmp)

a hole-y ghost posted:

I think it's articles written by horny foreigners.

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