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fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

mod sassinator posted:

You do you I guess--let's have 20 more pages laughing at guts and useless 'hey HEY I'm 6' 250 lbs and WAYYY SKINNIER than Trump!' while kids are dying in camps and the executive branch is defying congressional subpoenas with no consequences.

Lol shut up, it's fine to laugh at trump. We just spent all afternoon on the concentration camps thing.

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Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

fool_of_sound posted:

Lmao yup pizzagate is real except it was the Republicans. Congrats everyone who called that one

They really are always projecting

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Dick Trauma posted:

I've spent my adult life working mostly in I.T., retail and call centers. :smithicide:

I don't want to reopen old scars, but whatever happened to Tony

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

Tayter Swift posted:

This, uh, this does not sound good.

https://twitter.com/hsu_spencer/status/1135665233912127489?s=21

(e: three guesses as to who appointed McFadden and the first two don't count)

He quotes separation of powers as justification to say it’s unfair to get the judicial branch to help pick on the executive branch

BECAUSE THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH IS IGNORING THE SEPARATION OF POWERS

Nothing but the best for our courts.

I’m so tired of stupid arguments for things that are just entirely see-through.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

He looks like he should be followed around by this music as he tries to walk around.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

fool_of_sound posted:

Lol shut up, it's fine to laugh at trump. We just spent all afternoon on the concentration camps thing.

for real, this thread is most scrollworthy when it's just all outrage all the time

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat

fool_of_sound posted:

Lol shut up, it's fine to laugh at trump. We just spent all afternoon on the concentration camps thing.

Laughing at assholes is good and necessary.

Seven Hundred Bee
Nov 1, 2006

I've defended Trump's tailoring in the past, but his white tie outfit is really, really bad for a lot of reasons.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Seven Hundred Bee posted:

I've defended Trump's tailoring in the past, but his white tie outfit is really, really bad for a lot of reasons.

He looks like he's the Penguin after having a skin graft and a nosejob

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

mod sassinator posted:

Who cares how fat Trump is--he's just using it to control the media narrative. It's better for people to be talking about how bad he looks in a suit than all the actual crimes being committed right now by his administration. Don't fall for the hype and narratives.

What the hell man? He's trying extremely unsuccessfully to stumble out a lie so the people will think he looks good. You can't overthink T-Bagz and think he has some master plan. The plan is: Make me appear successful and awesome. Full stop.

E- He will use any immoral means to reach that end, but for him the end justifies the means.

KickerOfMice fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Jun 4, 2019

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

FuturePastNow posted:



Only one man has been able to pull off the Fat President look.

Difference is, Taft accepted he was fat and got clothes that fit. Donald is the fat guy who tries to hide that he's fat (and fails).

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



The Nader Affidavit is just beyond disturbing and disgusting, so Eric Garland wasn't lying about that :suicide:

He was caught with some of the sick poo poo on his iPhone on the way to Mar A Lago

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1135653624745472000?s=19

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

nine-gear crow posted:

He looks like he should be followed around by this music as he tries to walk around.

I wholly approve of this.

:discourse:

Omnicarus
Jan 16, 2006


in awe at the size of this lad.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



FuturePastNow posted:



Only one man has been able to pull off the Fat President look.

See that man looks very dapper and jolly though. Trump just looks like loving old mashed potatoes at all times

zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather


Depends on if his tie is one of those really short ones that only goes half way down his chest

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

TulliusCicero posted:

See that man looks very dapper and jolly though. Trump just looks like loving old mashed potatoes at all times

Taft was honestly pretty cool for his time, despite disliking socialism.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

FuturePastNow posted:



Only one man has been able to pull off the Fat President look.

Who's the presidential Justice
Who's a sex machine to all the Republic?

TAFT

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Ugato posted:

He quotes separation of powers as justification to say it’s unfair to get the judicial branch to help pick on the executive branch

BECAUSE THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH IS IGNORING THE SEPARATION OF POWERS

Nothing but the best for our courts.

I’m so tired of stupid arguments for things that are just entirely see-through.

I think the judge is trying to argue that "Congress" must be a unified third party in the separation of powers deal wherein the House must be unified with the Senate in any Congressional "attack" on Presidential powers. Pretty sure the House has been supported for acting in the same capacity on an individual basis (separate from the Senate) in the courts before, but need backup at the moment, because brain fart.

Edit for spalling.

Otteration fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Jun 4, 2019

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Who's the presidential Justice
Who's a sex machine to all the Republic?

TAFT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho

KickerOfMice fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Jun 4, 2019

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
https://twitter.com/emilynussbaum/status/1135678306932727808?s=20

MSDOS KAPITAL
Jun 25, 2018





mod sassinator posted:

You do you I guess--let's have 20 more pages laughing at guts and useless 'hey HEY I'm 6' 250 lbs and WAYYY SKINNIER than Trump!' while kids are dying in camps and the executive branch is defying congressional subpoenas with no consequences.
We tried to do that few times and it just ends with people arguing about "what is a death camp, really?"

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Don Jr., standin' like a human.

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1135691229780484098?s=20

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1135700056458309632

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006


Tiffany looks like she's got a hunchback.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


VideoGameVet posted:

That's within a few pounds of my weight and I'm 6'2".

Trump weighs at least 40lbs more than that.

I'm 6'3, 230-235 and Trump looks 40-50lbs heavier than I do.

He is obese.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Ripoff posted:

I wonder if this is some sort of “bigot bounce” where people who are thrilled with him loving over transgendered people and locking children in concentration camps are giddy enough to ignore that he hasn’t done dick-squat for their job prospects, has increased their cost of living with the tariffs, and that they had to pay taxes instead of receiving a refund this year.

Republicans would willingly mutilate their dicks if they thought it’d put someone else in more pain, so I bet this is just a “haw haw they’re sad and that’s good” thing.

Not sure I would accuse individual poo poo smear voters at this point of being "thrilled with him loving over transgendered people and locking children in concentration camps". Other than the hardcore nazi gently caress marchers, the rest seem to just watch fox news and hang in safe web spaces for them and wander out to the occasional fb argument to say, "It's scary!"

Guessing that the ordinary brain scrubbed masses have no idea about the true nature of the poo poo that is happening right now. They've never heard about the death camps. I blame the industry that is Fox News more than them at the moment.

Edit for clarity.

Otteration fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Jun 4, 2019

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

LeeMajors posted:

I'm 6'3, 230-235 and Trump looks 40-50lbs heavier than I do.

He is obese.

Trumps also 6’1” at most.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
The President is an absolute unit.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



BigBallChunkyTime posted:

The President is an absolute unit.

Chonky President

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

TulliusCicero posted:

Chonky President

Move over Taft Presidency, here comes the Chuft Presidency!

Ershalim
Sep 22, 2008
Clever Betty

Presto posted:

Difference is, Taft accepted he was fat and got clothes that fit. Donald is the fat guy who tries to hide that he's fat (and fails).

I think the difference is that Taft is far enough gone that his image has been re-purposed in animation and poo poo. Like, a stuffy old walrus with a monocle, or an especially chuffy cat. So you see his size, shape, and mustache and you get a hit of nostalgia. Modern day fat people look the same, but they aren't attired or groomed the same way, so that association is lost.

Also, like, Trump's a monster and a gibbering moron. Negative personality traits and intense ire towards a subject also make them appear uglier. Yay brains!

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!



Why are his kids always going to these things? Aren't they out of the house and poo poo?

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Young Freud posted:

Tiffany looks like she's got a hunchback.

Who?

turnip kid
May 24, 2010
https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/1135653477298900994?s=20

They really always find a loving way.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

quote:

Black Voters Challenge House Members: Why Is Trump Still in Office?

PHILADELPHIA — Moments after the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, wrapped up his appearance at the Justice Department on Wednesday, Representative Dwight Evans stepped out of his district office in a black working-class neighborhood here to visit with local business owners. They had one question on their minds: Why is President Trump still in office?

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/30/us/politics/black-voters-impeachment.html

quote:

Trump thinks the courts might save him from impeachment. It doesn’t work like that.

The president is profoundly confused about the Constitution.

President Donald Trump on Thursday morning revealed some profound confusion about the Constitution he’s sworn to preserve, protect, and defend — particularly the parts that detail how a commander in chief can be removed from office.

https://www.vox.com/2019/5/30/18645590/trump-impeachment-mueller-confusion

quote:

The Funniest Protest Signs From Trump’s Visit To The UK

As you’ve probably noticed, we love reporting posting about Trump’s adventures on this site. Currently he’s visiting UK, so here are the funniest protest signs made by some brilliant UK citizens…

https://www.sadanduseless.com/donald-meets-england-funny/

quote:

Feds: Puerto Rico Disaster Contractor Pocketed Millions in Taxpayer Cash

The owners of the Textile Corporation of America promised the government that they could deliver 1,000 new jobs to residents of Pikeville, Tennessee, and millions of dollars of supplies to hurricane-ravaged Puerto Rico. And federal and state leaders lined up to support them, helping them secure millions of dollars in contracts and grants.

https://news.yahoo.com/feds-puerto-rico-disaster-contractor-091258399.html

quote:

More people are moving from the US to Mexico than the other way around

https://www.businessinsider.com/number-of-people-moving-from-us-to-mexico-2019-5

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Especially hilarious considering it was Barr that let him go free the first time he was caught with child porn.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

These fucks are having a great time on our dime huh?

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
https://twitter.com/mattmfm/status/1135699612277313536?s=19

Will the centrists who give Taibbi and crew so much poo poo about their RT appearances raise the same clamor over David Brooks treating RT like Meet The Press? This tweet certainly does but :iiam:

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rko
Jul 12, 2017

LeeMajors posted:

Why are his kids always going to these things? Aren't they out of the house and poo poo?
Given Eric and Tiffany Trump joined the party, the two kids who usually aren’t in on this stuff, I’m going to guess that a state visit to the actual Queen of England was a strong draw. For a family with a short and nasty history of desperate ladder-climbing, it’s probably immensely gratifying to receive the royal treatment.

God willing the entire palace is swallowed by a sinkhole.

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