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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Regarde Aduck posted:

I’m just going to say that between this and your other posts about stalking your friends stepdaughter who’s just turned 18 and how you gave away a girls mirror and jewellery box, which you had to break on purpose to make it less ‘weird’ that you had it, you need to be on a watch list. Because you’re a molestation timebomb.

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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

The Dipshit posted:

Had a chance to do this with a friend's new stepdaughter when she was a student of mine doing a makeup lab class with just her and I in the room (I was teaching at the local uni) and she not-so-subtly steered the conversation towards her favorite porn.

No gentlegoons, I did not. But I had a *lot* of fun teasing my friend with that one, once I extracted a promise that he wouldn't tell his wife.

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Y I K E S

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
what's going on in my favorite schadenfreude thr:ohno:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



the hell y'all doin to my thread

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

lol

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

what happened to the smiley that shits all
over and then rolls around in it I can’t find it

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Regarde Aduck posted:

You are such a loving creep. I’m not even going to bother with a dumb quip. I’m just going to say that between this and your other posts about stalking your friends stepdaughter who’s just turned 18 and how you gave away a girls mirror and jewellery box, which you had to break on purpose to make it less ‘weird’ that you had it, you need to be on a watch list. Because you’re a molestation timebomb.

Stalking? No? The undergrad flirted with me when we were one on one and I shut it down with a conversation about boundaries, and the semester ended. The whole conversation wouldn't make for a good shitpost. And the Christmas present thing was me doing a good deed buying one new off the internet and lying about the origins of the stuff to the parents because in the deep south, people are often overly prideful about charity (nor did I break it, wtf). I never met the child, and was doing a good deed for a stranger because sometimes I do secret santa poo poo.

I'm getting the impression you're acting out on trauma in your own life. Chill dude and stop trying to turn this thread into hell dump.


EDIT: May I point out, that the girl who killed herself was a classmate of mine in my church's youth group when I was a teenager. Accusing me of being a sick gently caress because of a story I know about a gross Christian dude I know is pretty loving vile.

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lynch_69
Jan 21, 2001

Why are there child molesters talking about their exploits in the Trump voter thread?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



alright that's enough of that, I can see where this is going, take it to uhhhhhh, uhh I dunno I odn't post anywhere but CSPAM and like 2 sports threads

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
God, this thread is such a poo poo show now?

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005
post more chuds getting owned by their vote

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Shipon posted:

post more chuds getting owned by their vote

if we're talkin chuds generally, it's worth noting that Trump has made it a formal demand that the NHS be turned over to private interests in the US as a condition of any trade deal we would create with the UK post-Brexit lol

please note that the public facing reason for Brexit was to free up the EU payouts to go to the NHS instead (this was shelved exactly 1 minute after Leave won)

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

Epic High Five posted:

if we're talkin chuds generally, it's worth noting that Trump has made it a formal demand that the NHS be turned over to private interests in the US as a condition of any trade deal we would create with the UK post-Brexit lol

please note that the public facing reason for Brexit was to free up the EU payouts to go to the NHS instead (this was shelved exactly 1 minute after Leave won)

that’s an incredibly powerful self-own, befitting of this thread

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Shipon posted:

that’s an incredibly powerful self-own, befitting of this thread

wasn’t a self-own, was the whole point of brexit

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Remulak posted:

wasn’t a self-own, was the whole point of brexit

it works both ways tho

the ones who sincerely wanted to better fund the NHS are getting owned by having it gutted

the ones who just embraced that as a cover for their massive racism get a situation where immigration from the EU isn't actually reduced lol

also there's the chud pensioners who live in the EU who voted for themselves to be forcibly deported from their homes

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Brexit is absolutely a self-own and the only thing that makes it sweeter is that the same idiots who voted for it are tripling-down on the self-inflicted pain because they don't want to admit that they were hoodwinked.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Epic High Five posted:

also there's the chud pensioners who live in the EU who voted for themselves to be forcibly deported from their homes

i'm th inkin about thos folks who went to Gibraltar

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

The Dipshit posted:

Stalking? No? The undergrad flirted with me when we were one on one and I shut it down with a conversation about boundaries, and the semester ended. The whole conversation wouldn't make for a good shitpost. And the Christmas present thing was me doing a good deed buying one new off the internet and lying about the origins of the stuff to the parents because in the deep south, people are often overly prideful about charity (nor did I break it, wtf). I never met the child, and was doing a good deed for a stranger because sometimes I do secret santa poo poo.

I'm getting the impression you're acting out on trauma in your own life. Chill dude and stop trying to turn this thread into hell dump.

lol

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I'll be the judge of what is and isn't a good shitpost, buddy

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc
it'd be funnier in a Kafkaesque way if Brexit was just in a perpetual state of happening and not happening: the can keeps getting kicked down the road by the EU, no plan is agreed on, no one party/coalition has the members to agree on a plan, no one has the guts to propose a 2nd referendum, and no one wants to be the one whose responsible for a No Deal Brexit. meanwhile, the doctors and other professionals who are EU citizens leave to avoid the confusion and EU companies pull up because Brexit 'is going to happen'

just no catharsis for anyone

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Hey! No spoilers!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



HobbitGrease posted:

it'd be funnier in a Kafkaesque way if Brexit was just in a perpetual state of happening and not happening: the can keeps getting kicked down the road by the EU, no plan is agreed on, no one party/coalition has the members to agree on a plan, no one has the guts to propose a 2nd referendum, and no one wants to be the one whose responsible for a No Deal Brexit. meanwhile, the doctors and other professionals who are EU citizens leave to avoid the confusion and EU companies pull up because Brexit 'is going to happen'

just no catharsis for anyone

it's already extended to, what, October? fuckin lame imho, I think the problem is it's cucks on all sides, our best hope is that May shows Trump the special button that makes Brexit happen for real to show off and he just slaps the hell out of it, brexit is baby, and it's good awoooooooooo (brexit howl)

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zeroisanumber posted:

Brexit is absolutely a self-own and the only thing that makes it sweeter is that the same idiots who voted for it are tripling-down on the self-inflicted pain because they don't want to admit that they were hoodwinked.

you know, america at least has the built in excuse that our election system is hosed and actively suppresses a lot of voters. idk why the brits keep loving up so bad

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

The Dipshit posted:

Too optimistic. This is the hellworld timeline, let's lay odds that since his older daughter is staying in the U.S., he'll start raping her until she moves out. :suicide:

:allears:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



nobody gives a poo poo about thrwad drama take it to the succ zone or wherever, E/N maybe, post trump voters getting relentlessly owned here

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I am not in the best of moods today so that was kind of cathartic

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

Chokes McGee posted:

I am not in the best of moods today so that was kind of cathartic

you probed the wrong person. the other guy came in here stirring up poo poo about something from another thread.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

AkumaHokoru posted:

you probed the wrong person. the other guy came in here stirring up poo poo about something from another thread.

probe this guy for back seat moderating and/or mod sass

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Zeroisanumber posted:

Brexit is absolutely a self-own and the only thing that makes it sweeter is that the same idiots who voted for it are tripling-down on the self-inflicted pain because they don't want to admit that they were hoodwinked.

Will own even more if the UK is forced to become a Trump client state as a result of the economic fallout.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

AkumaHokoru posted:

you probed the wrong person. the other guy came in here stirring up poo poo about something from another thread.

in football if a fight breaks out you throw a flag at both guys to break it up and logik already got the other side

on that note everyone stop talking about this and start talking about something else tia

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

bird with big dick posted:

probe this guy for back seat moderating and/or mod sass

You are mentally ill and have a hilarious rap sheet of your own.

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Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

It was. Also, look how young Basil Exposition was.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

bird with big dick posted:

probe this guy for back seat moderating and/or mod sass

probe everyone

none of you are free of sin

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

bird with big dick posted:

probe this guy for back seat moderating and/or mod sass

probe this guy for back seat modding. hmm, poo poo, I’ve seen to find myself in a recursive loop

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
Probate me, I deserve it

GodspeedSphere
Apr 25, 2008
A small aside, im phone posting on chrome and the leper colony doesn't display the tables right, cutting off the mod's sassy retort. Solution?

Also Trump dresses funny. I'm on topic I swear.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


GodspeedSphere posted:

A small aside, im phone posting on chrome and the leper colony doesn't display the tables right, cutting off the mod's sassy retort. Solution?

Also Trump dresses funny. I'm on topic I swear.

The forums are terrible on mobile because this idiot website was programmed by a crazy person in the early 2000s. Just use the awful app. It probably doesn't steal your password!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Elephant Ambush posted:

You are mentally ill

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this was perhaps not the wisest insult to use

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Gringostar posted:

probe everyone

none of you are free of sin

I am.

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

I can see what you do when you're alone.

You are not.

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