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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Rasmus posted:

They really should. I remember seeing security footage of a motorcyclist getting launched against a brick wall and skittering across it while in midair, only to casually walk back into view to pick up his bike. I'm sure that if he hadn't been wearing that helmet he would have left half his face stuck to that wall. Helmets, man. They work.

I love how effective professional racing gear is because riders will lay down their bike and just slide across the ground with this casual posture of annoyance.

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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/FOX10Phoenix/status/1135985034857345024

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


http://i.imgur.com/ll6HR6y.gifv

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





lmao

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011



:staredog:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


https://twitter.com/groovyk8/status/1136034054468382721?s=21

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Oh, it couldn't possibly be that b-

Okay, yeah, it's turning a bit, that's a-

Oh god that's moving pretty f-

Holy poo poo why won't it stop

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Some say she's still spinning to this day.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007


She was airlifted to the local hospital where her condition was downgraded to spinning in her grave.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





it does my heart good to see we are finally doing something to solve the problem of school shootings

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Someday, if we’re lucky, Scot(t) Petersons will be out of our hair for good.

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat

This becomes 2 different kinds of Schadenfreude sound on or off.

Off is the OSHA variety.

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry
https://twitter.com/broderick/status/1135959439410900993

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_HJkyLCJrQ


And the Trump baby is already fixed
https://twitter.com/broderick/status/1135961209554067456

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Doggles posted:

She was airlifted to the local hospital where her condition was downgraded to spinning in her grave.

They just dropped her over the top of the hospital and she safely autorotated down

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
Be careful, I’m disabled!

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHwJVJbkcFY

They're both fine.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

U-DO Burger posted:

it does my heart good to see we are finally doing something to solve the problem of school shootings

SLOSifl posted:

Someday, if we’re lucky, Scot(t) Petersons will be out of our hair for good.

Being unfamiliar with School Shootings in the States, are these two posts here sarcasm? I can't tell. It sounds like they're scapegoating a cowardly schoolguard?

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




i was being sarcastic, yeah

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009
https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/04/us/kampgrounds-of-america-employee-arrested-gun/index.html

The racist lady who pulled a gun on a black couple who were looking for a picnic spot has been arrested for threatening exhibition of a weapon.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Scott Peterson killed his pregnant wife in a highly publicized (in the US anyway) trial. It was like reading about the arrest of Casey Anthonie or something.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Bogus Adventure posted:

Or, y'know, wear a chest guard



As a male archer you'll want that as well, because even if you don't have a chest that's likely to get nicked by the bowstring(unless you really gently caress up the release and it ends up slapping into you), you're probably still wearing something that can catch the string and gently caress up your shot. And don't forget your bracer, either, unless you like snapping a fully drawn bowstring into your wrist if you screw up a release, that can sting.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Thomamelas posted:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/04/us/kampgrounds-of-america-employee-arrested-gun/index.html

The racist lady who pulled a gun on a black couple who were looking for a picnic spot has been arrested for threatening exhibition of a weapon.

That is the face of a racist old woman mad that she's in trouble.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Has anyone said KKKampgrounds of Amerikkka yet?

E: more ks

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

this is the one that is going to send all of us to hell

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/IGD_News/status/1136019807080337408?s=19

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb
BAH GAWD KING

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Lol, he looks so confused. He obviously has no idea what to do, and the best his imagination can come up with is screaming in frustration through his car’s siren.

Double lol at the person who decided to cut out the middle man and just dump a gallon jug of water on the cop.

Too bad that cop is just going to go out and bust heads with his baton until he feels his authority has been reestablished.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Jollity Farm posted:

I was going to say - common sense says all archers would necessarily wear chest plates to protect themselves where arrows are flying about anyway. Removing a breast would be exceedingly painful and would probably require a long period of recuperation before they were even able to hold a bow and arrow like that again. If you know any ladies who've had masectomies, you might ask them about it.

amazons weren't real

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



I love this so much.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wKPTWXD2Z0&t=23s

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/6KY98Kf.mp4

Sound is essential.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Admiral Joeslop posted:

That is the face of a racist old woman mad that she's in trouble.

Oh my god, it really is.

"Just you wait until I talk to your manager!"

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

This is how you arm the Left.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

This is a very good older sibling, helping the younger one build memories.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

MariusLecter posted:

This is how you arm the Left.

the militant left is already here



:angel:

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


That's what you get when you put broward before howard.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

And to think 14 years ago, this guy would have had this memory all to himself.

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

loving wonderful. A masterpiece.

I seriously can't understand how I'm laughing at these kids being so utterly scared. It feels mean but it's so good.

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