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Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



there isn't a lol large enough

but: lol

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coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

Finally heard Dragula playing on the local rock station and tbh that song is pretty fun

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

coronatae posted:

Finally heard Dragula playing on the local rock station and tbh that song is pretty fun

Did you time warp to 1998?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

coronatae posted:

Finally heard Dragula playing on the local rock station and tbh that song is pretty fun

Are you sure your parents aren't radio DJs?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

coronatae posted:

Finally heard Dragula playing on the local rock station and tbh that song is pretty fun

Did you run into Trinity?

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

Goons have some weird running joke about singing Dragula and until now I didn't know what it sounded like v:v:v

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

coronatae posted:

Goons have some weird running joke about singing Dragula and until now I didn't know what it sounded like v:v:v

goons are loving weird

but seriously, how have you never heard dragula before? I assume you have heard War Pigs?

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

Oh yes I enjoy War Pigs

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
Dragula is a good show too

Skratchez
Dec 28, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

jit bull transpile posted:

Dragula is a good show too

As long as Rob Z. is kept away

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Did you run into Trinity?
Found someone named Trinity and was like "So nerdy question, how much did your parents love The Matrix".

Turns out a whole lot. But only her mom. :black101:

ulex minor
Apr 30, 2018

RFC2324 posted:

goons are loving weird

but seriously, how have you never heard dragula before? I assume you have heard War Pigs?

i have never heard dragula before either

i was confused for a while because i thought people were talking about the song from draghoula - a film about a jewish scientist who gets turned into a cross dressing vampire

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Well, gonna have to watch that movie now.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

ulex minor posted:

i have never heard dragula before either

i was confused for a while because i thought people were talking about the song from draghoula - a film about a jewish scientist who gets turned into a cross dressing vampire

No it's a song about riding around in the car from the Munsters. One of the twisted metal games on the PlayStation actually has Rob Zombie driving around in the car as a playable character.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



FilthyImp posted:

Found someone named Trinity and was like "So nerdy question, how much did your parents love The Matrix".

Turns out a whole lot. But only her mom. :black101:

"Whoa."
—me, realizing there are adults named after characters from The Matrix

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Krankenstyle posted:

"Whoa."
—me, realizing there are adults named after characters from The Matrix

Yeah that's dire. I'd take being named Bella over being named Trinity no question.


e: Trinity or Khaleesi is a toss-up :whitewater:

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 07:46 on Jun 5, 2019

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
Trinity is a hacker pseudonym, it'd be like calling your kid Crash Override.

I guess it's still better than calling them The Plague

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Krankenstyle posted:

"Whoa."
—me, realizing there are adults named after characters from The Matrix

Now do one where you’re me realizing I’m old enough to be the parent of a child named after a character from The Matrix.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lol trinity is ricky's daughter from trailer park boys

Skratchez
Dec 28, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Jabor posted:

Trinity is a hacker pseudonym, it'd be like calling your kid Crash Override.

I guess it's still better than calling them The Plague

There are 3 Matrix movies. And by the third one they go full christianity.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Now do one where you’re me realizing I’m old enough to be the parent of a child named after a character from The Matrix.

I am that as well :negative:

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

So uh I've heard this alluded to all over the forums but never saw the source.

How did goons find out MorallyInept hosed dogs?

Like how in the hell does that even come up.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



A Sometimes Food posted:

So uh I've heard this alluded to all over the forums but never saw the source.

How did goons find out MorallyInept hosed dogs?

Like how in the hell does that even come up.

you know how some people will sometimes tell you things about themselves that you dont want to know?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Krankenstyle posted:

you know how some people will sometimes tell you things about themselves that you dont want to know?

That's about 90% of the time with goons one way or another.

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

Krankenstyle posted:

you know how some people will sometimes tell you things about themselves that you dont want to know?

He just loving posted that he did it?

Jesus.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



A Sometimes Food posted:

He just loving posted that he did it?

Jesus.

he edited the post to say "gently caress you." instead* but the quotes still show it:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3503775&pagenumber=10&perpage=40#post407100595

*) imo this is the proof that its true

e: i forgot he also hosed his sisters teddy bear, its there if you scroll up a bit. "After a while this made a pretty disgusting teddy bear that would crinkle with dried semen as my sister would try to play with it." :gonk:

Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 10:54 on Jun 5, 2019

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Jabor posted:

Trinity is a hacker pseudonym, it'd be like calling your kid Crash Override.

I guess it's still better than calling them The Plague

Khaleesi is a title, too. Doesn't stop people. :shrug:

מלכה = "Queen" is a not uncommon Hebrew name, although מלך = "King" isn't, strangely enough.

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."



Jabor posted:

I guess it's still better than calling them The Plague

"I told you. My name is Eugene."

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

A Sometimes Food posted:

He just loving posted that he did it?

Jesus.

let's just say that his depravity knew no limits

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
That's a loving horrible thread page you just linked, with or without morally inept. I feel unclean.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Skratchez posted:

There are 3 Matrix movies. And by the third one they go full christianity.

Huh?

There's one Matrix movie and maybe half of another which was found on the editing room floor. Neo rescues Morpheus and some guy with keys from the crashing 18 wheelers, credits roll.

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

I went to high school with a guy named Trinity, but this was in the early 90's so well before the Matrix.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

empty baggie posted:

I went to high school with a guy named Trinity, but this was in the early 90's so well before the Matrix.

Parents were big nuclear test fans

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Meet my good pal from Salem in 1690, The-Father-The-Son-And-The-Holy-Ghost Miller.

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

Not purely SA-related, but this dead website is where the the Barkley 2 saga is finally being put to rest.

For those not in the know: back in the late aughts, a funny RPG Maker game called Barkley, Shut Up and Jam! Gaiden captured the internet's imagination with its purposely bad/stolen assets, hilarious and weird joke's and surprisingly fun combat. Then, during the height of the video game Kickstarter craze, the team raised a bunch of money for a real, commercial sequel. For the curious, details are in the OP of this thread.

Long story short, the dev team only offered very intermittent updates, missed the release date by years, then went completely silent in 2016 or so. You know, standard failed Kickstarter stuff. Because SA is now a graveyard stalked by the ghosts of aughties humor and humorists, our thread eventually became the only place in the internet still talking about Barkley 2. And even that was in the form of a few shitposts a week.

Then, a few days ago, one of the devs showed up and dropped some details on what's been happening behind the scenes.

Now the rest of the team has showed up to share war stories (except one guy who refuses to admit the project is dead) about the hilariously over-engineered systems that killed the project and various ideas, lovely and brilliant, the team had. It's worth a look if you want to see how badly game dev can go wrong with stuff like copy-pasted armies of an NPC called Dark Draker and using a baby crying as a placeholder sound.

Big Mad Drongo has a new favorite as of 18:06 on Jun 5, 2019

LSD CURES JUNKIES
Sep 12, 2013

bring back old gbs posted:

lol trinity is ricky's daughter from trailer park boys

At least she wasn't named The Motel I guess.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Jabor posted:

Trinity is a hacker pseudonym, it'd be like calling your kid Crash Override.
Wow. Look at this guy who doesn't realize that names Neo and Trinity are the way that the Zion Free reject their indentured identities.

For real though kid's like 18 and I was half figuring their parents were just huge biblethumpers.

Now let me tell you about this interviewee I had named Neo Sephiroth...

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

empty baggie posted:

I went to high school with a guy named Trinity, but this was in the early 90's so well before the Matrix.

y'know how people name their kids after places they were conceived??

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

bring back old gbs posted:

y'know how people name their kids after places they were conceived??

Ok there Mazda Miata behind the Applebees

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Skratchez
Dec 28, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

CannonFodder posted:

Huh?

There's one Matrix movie and maybe half of another which was found on the editing room floor. Neo rescues Morpheus and some guy with keys from the crashing 18 wheelers, credits roll.

Ideally, yes.

That song from the freeway scene is now in my head.

Everything afterwards, as you say, is null.

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