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Paint Your Speeder
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Jun 4, 2019 05:25
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Sunday in the Park with Jar Jar
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Jun 4, 2019 05:33
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Rodgers & Hammerhead's Sitherella
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Jun 4, 2019 05:34
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Porkins & Bess
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Jun 4, 2019 05:35
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Ani Odd: The Darth Vader of Fleet Street
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Jun 4, 2019 05:40
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Whistle Down the Windu
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Jun 4, 2019 06:55
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Fart Fart Stinks
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Jun 4, 2019 06:58
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jimmyjams posted:Fart Fart Stinks Don't sign your posts
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Jun 4, 2019 08:07
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Valorum (A hip hop musical about the Supreme Chancellor that Palpatine replaced)
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Jun 4, 2019 08:50
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Threepio Man: A Robotic Opera
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Jun 4, 2019 09:05
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Big Beef City posted:I walked the dogs, smoked a cigar, and took a shower and burst out laughing about 3 times It was lying there like a nugget of gold; if I hadn’t picked it up, someone else would have!
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Jun 4, 2019 12:59
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Going to amend my earlier entry: Let's Try Spinning in the Rain
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Jun 4, 2019 13:01
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Some Like It Hoth
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Jun 4, 2019 15:25
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I got a bad feeling about this on the way to the Forum
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Jun 4, 2019 15:59
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gently caress my dirty Sith-hole: IV Sar-lacc my balls: II Kessel Run . . . a train on Yaddle
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Jun 4, 2019 16:27
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The Barber of Sebulba
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Jun 4, 2019 18:02
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Alan G posted:Some Like It Hoth  Son of Sam-I-Am posted:The Barber of Sebulba 
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Jun 4, 2019 18:25
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La TraviAT-AT
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Jun 4, 2019 18:31
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Alan G posted:Some Like It Hoth
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Jun 4, 2019 18:46
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:La TraviAT-AT  The Magic Luke
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Jun 4, 2019 18:52
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One Flew Over the Sarlacc Pit
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Jun 4, 2019 18:54
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The Pirates of Poe-sance. alternatively... H.M.S. Trashcompactore 
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Jizz Brothers
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Jun 4, 2019 19:37
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Bogus Adventure posted:How to Succeed in Smuggling Without Really Trying change that m to an n and you got yourself a deal
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Jun 4, 2019 19:48
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Bonaventure posted:change that m to an n and you got yourself a deal PM me
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Jun 4, 2019 20:03
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I have no idea what you guys are talking about but redoing Star Wars in the style of Bertolt Brecht is an idea with a lot of promise.
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VADER (staring straight out at audience) luke, I am your father. LUKE (expressionless) you are my father and I am your son.
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I was wondering what might have been if Lucas still held on to the OT and decided that he wanted to make a "Special-Special-Special edition SW OT Re-Release" with even more "necessary" alterations to "improve" them. CGI Vader eyebrows: "I know what Vader is feeling, but I think the audience needs some more visual cues to pick up on it." Breast stabilization in ANH for Carrie Fisher: "We didn't have the technology then, we had to use tape, now they are completely immobile." Potato Removal ESB: "I was never able to fire whoever used a potato for an asteroid because nobody fessed up, but now it's gone forever!" Sarlacc Pit: "Every time the Sarclacc eats someone we see the sand distort slightly around the outermost edge. That's it chewing." Yoda Force Ghost ROTJ: "Yoda's force ghost now has a properly rendered penis. We initially had it added in the Special Edition, but I was told it was only around 20k polygons. That bothered me. I knew it was another case of being limited by the technology we had at the time, but it still gave me many a sleepless night. Last year one of the CGI artists at ILM showed me this new 3D imaging device that they just got, and how you can scan something in amazing detail. We got Peter North to come into Skywalker ranch and pose for us after hitting the makeup and prosthetics department. We had his penis made up to look exactly like Ron Jeremy's circa 2003, then scanned it onto one of our servers. Peter kept asking us why we didn't just get Ron Jeremy, but he's an actor, not a director. He wouldn't understand. After an afternoon of scanning, and a few days of isolating the penis from the rest of the Peter North model, we had a product that I was happy with. I forget what the numbers were exactly, but approximately 4 minutes of Yoda screen time with the new penis took approximately 5 million dollars. That's over a million a minute! The head CGI guy said that the final render wouldn't even fit on the old machines we had back in 97, and if they could have, it would have taken nearly 2.3 years to render. Steven [Spielberg] asked me why I put so much time, money, and effort into something like this, especially since nobody watching it is going to see, or even know it's there. . . . I know it's there!"
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Jun 7, 2019 16:47
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that says a lot more about you than it does about George Lucas
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Jun 7, 2019 17:48
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"I am your father! Search your heart - you know it to be true!" "Noooooooooo!" *alien donkey walks by and farts*
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Jun 7, 2019 18:52
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Can't wait for Disney to make special editions of the past Star Wars movies to add Mickey Mouse images hidden throughout the film.
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Jun 7, 2019 18:57
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Bogus Adventure posted:Can't wait for Disney to make special editions of the past Star Wars movies to add Mickey Mouse images hidden throughout the film. I've always felt R2 should have two little satellite dish ears...
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Jun 7, 2019 18:59
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First of May posted:I've always felt R2 should have two little satellite dish ears... Jar Jar will be replaced with a CGI Goofy, and Boss Nass will be turned into Ma Beagle.
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Jun 7, 2019 19:00
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:that says a lot more about you than it does about George Lucas You're correct but only because it says a lot about their ability to accurately describe what everybody already knows about George Lucas
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Jun 7, 2019 20:13
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Bogus Adventure posted:Jar Jar will be replaced with a CGI Goofy I think you mean "Gw-arsh Gw-arsh"
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Jun 7, 2019 20:28
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Bogus Adventure posted:Jar Jar will be replaced with a CGI Goofy, and Boss Nass will be turned into Ma Beagle.
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Jun 7, 2019 22:26
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im of the firm belief that the word "Skywalker" is ment for those that are gifted with the force. so in the end there will be a new generation of jedi that conquer the sith in the end.
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NavanaSokarad posted:im of the firm belief that the word "Skywalker" is ment for those that are gifted with the force. so in the end there will be a new generation of jedi that conquer the sith in the end. 
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