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It's called survival of the fittest. If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest.
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I can see you're no greenhorn when it comes to pre-21st century b-ball vernacular and colloquialisms.
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whydirt posted:Is it worth playing B1 again? It has above average jrpg combat, good music, and plenty of joke's. A worthwhile experience for any b-baller
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Look at this place, it's a shithole. Literally. They said you should never be afraid to be yourself, but I guess that's only if you're like them. I wasn't. I wasn't like them at all and look where I am now. I'm hiding for my life in the sewers... But you know what? I hid just as much when I was back up there. But I wasn't hiding from them... I was hiding from myself. You know what? I'd rather be hiding from them than from me. Does that make any sense to you? "I don't know what the gently caress you're talking about." Let me ask you something, Charles. What are you? "Me? I'm Charles Barkley." I know that but... what are you? What are you deep down at the core of your soul? "A baller..." But when was the last time you played B-ball? "Back before the purge." That was 12 years ago, Charles. I guess you're not really a baller then. "Shut the gently caress up! You have no idea what you're talking about." That's my point though. Down here, I can always be who I really am, a turkey, and nobody can stop me. Sure, i'm hiding from them, but i'm not hiding from myself. You? You're hiding from yourself. Every day you hear the gentle calling of that bumpy, orange ball. You hear Spalding quietly beckon you, 'Barkley, bounce me', but you don't. You don't because of them. B-ball's in your blood, Barkley, but you don't admit it because they don't want you to. You're hiding from yourself. "You're... You're wrong." Heh, so be it Barkley. Maybe I am.
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In more positive news, I had forgotten that someone already uploaded a bunch of barkley 2 in-production music, so if chef decides not to bundle the latest bits of music he worked on at least we have these. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5fmNMqR83AdNRhN3aT7T47LXsmU3JbYs
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spit on my clit posted:i didnt really get white nationalism from "its ok to be white" but to each their own. its also ok to be proud of being straight just like its ok to be proud of being gay, like i am. just because you approve of yourself doesn't mean you disapprove of others. Gonna take a second like others have to call out this garbage take. Similar arguments have been made to death and they are always trash. "its ok to be white" is bound in historical and societal context that you can't remove it from. What you said is literally one of the lines/logic the alt-right (on 4chan) use to recruit people! but if you really wanna defend entry level white supremacy, please get it the out of the barkley thread. good vibes only Truecon420 fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Jun 6, 2019 |
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Have you thought about selling the remaining code to Tencent Holdings Limited so it can be re-developed into a pay to win smartphone app?
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Tencent? Buncha amateurs. Clearly the turnaround artist this project needs is Randy Pitchford.
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 "the kind they were never able to cure" is insanely good Shimmerglobe: I was forged thousands of years ago by the proto-dwarfs in a volcano. They infused me with ancient magics to give me speed, bounce, range, and most importantly… accuracy. I cannot miss a jump shot or dunk, Charles Barkley. I cannot miss a slam, jam, thank you ma'am. Charles: But that breaks all the NBA rules and regulations! Shimmerglobe: I came before rules and regulations! one of barkley's skills being "double dribble" which lets him equip the two b-balls at once the incan gold and then lying about it the puzzle where you have to get the right number being a giant shotclock
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Truecon420 posted:Gonna take a second like others have to call out this garbage take. Similar arguments have been made to death and they are always trash. "its ok to be white" is bound in historical and societal context that you can't remove it from. What you said is literally one of the lines/logic the alt-right (on 4chan) use to recruit people! but if you really wanna defend entry level white supremacy, please get it the out of the barkley thread. good vibes only Zaubers? You think you know Zaubers? Heh, I'll show you zaubers...
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Jordan, you son of a bitch! You sick goddamn son of a bitch!
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Dr.Smasher posted:I enjoyed Vinceborg's eye laser attack. besides bamboozling the enemy from all angles
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oddium posted:the puzzle where you have to get the right number being a giant shotclock
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"I think that ghosts are like dogs and they just sort of do things arbitrarily," is a line that has endlessly stuck with me throughout these long, cold years.
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This isn't a quote but when Sweet Georgia Brown started playing during the Jordan fight I had to step away from the computer
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WarpDogs posted:This isn't a quote but when Sweet Georgia Brown started playing during the Jordan fight I had to step away from the computer a symphony of whistles and toots...
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Jun 6, 2019 03:27
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Dias posted:c'mon guys Anything Else? audience holds breath expectantly
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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the whole cosmos. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips, I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my veins. Every jump shot, every rebound and three pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. I Am B-Ball.
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"I am The Beginning and The End. The Alpha and The Omega. The First and The Last. "CHAOS DUNK!"
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Vermain posted:"I think that ghosts are like dogs and they just sort of do things arbitrarily," is a line that has endlessly stuck with me throughout these long, cold years. As someone with low opinions of both ghosts and dogs I also enjoyed that line greatly.
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Truecon420 posted:a symphony of whistles and toots...
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DACK FAYDEN posted:This might actually be my favorite line now that I think about it, or, from right after it, "just you, and me, and Sweet Georgia Brown". The dialogue for that scene is perfect "It's been ages since I last heard that song but… but I can hear it now, a symphony of whistles and toots."
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Dias posted:c'mon guys Gotta see it.
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Dear Genies, I think we should try to be as racist as possible to the Duergars. If we can, let us try to take away their civil rights, such as: the right to wear gem-encrusted amulets and the right to eat anything but vitamin C. Sincerely, Muhammed Geniebane, Chief of all Genies Combined
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Sonic only dates whites.
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The writing in Barkley 1 was really good. Who was responsible for the writing? It was good.
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"Because Wilford... I love him... even more than Maureen."
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Square-Enix-Goya is a bizarrely prescient gag as SE would buy Eidos the following year.
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Freakazoid_ posted:In more positive news, I had forgotten that someone already uploaded a bunch of barkley 2 in-production music, so if chef decides not to bundle the latest bits of music he worked on at least we have these. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5fmNMqR83AdNRhN3aT7T47LXsmU3JbYs JTT2 is so goddang good. can someone make a bball rpg please. Ezelek posted:One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the whole cosmos. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips, I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my veins. Every jump shot, every rebound and three pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. I Am B-Ball. Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Jun 6, 2019 |
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Vermain posted:"I think that ghosts are like dogs and they just sort of do things arbitrarily," is a line that has endlessly stuck with me throughout these long, cold years. Same. Also this loving song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUjxPj3al5U
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Someone please explain this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYHq5rp3PKc
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I really like the long payoff jokes like giving the turkey feather to Juwanna Mann or Michael Jordan bleeding gatorade when he dies.
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Ghost Dad, I... may never know who you were in life, but may you find the peace you sought in death...
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Dreylad posted:Same. Also this loving song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUjxPj3al5U This is so drat
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eternity
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