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FuturePastNow: May 19, 2014

DONT THREAD ON ME posted:

trump will obviously be played by himself

Trump will be played by Louie Anderson

# ? Jun 6, 2019 01:26

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# ? Jun 13, 2024 00:48

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

life with trumpy bear

# ? Jun 6, 2019 02:07

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Stefan Prodan posted:

justified, office space, get out

dude picks good projects

Fargo, Dodgeball, No Country for Old Men.

Good projects pick him.

# ? Jun 6, 2019 05:02

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

DONT THREAD ON ME posted:

tony hale as stephen miller is pretty spot on

as long as it includes a miller flashback to high school where fully adult tony hale is there w no makeup

# ? Jun 6, 2019 05:24

Bust Rodd: Oct 21, 2008; by VideoGames

Tony Hale reenacting when Stephen Miller jumped into a women�s track meet to prove male superiority

# ? Jun 6, 2019 05:27

red19fire: May 26, 2010

Bust Rodd posted:

Tony Hale reenacting when Stephen Miller jumped into a women�s track meet to prove male superiority

Seems like more of a GOB move.

# ? Jun 6, 2019 05:31

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Bust Rodd posted:

Tony Hale reenacting when Stephen Miller jumped into a women’s track meet to prove male superiority

Omfg hahah

# ? Jun 6, 2019 10:14

Grape: Nov 16, 2017; Happily shilling for China!

Bust Rodd posted:

Tony Hale reenacting when Stephen Miller jumped into a women�s track meet to prove male superiority

You left out that he jumped in on like the final lap.

# ? Jun 6, 2019 12:43

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

And the icing on the cake, he lost. By alot.

# ? Jun 6, 2019 13:51

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

You'd think with all that baldness he'd have an overabundance of Superior Male Testosterone to allow his easy victory, huh

# ? Jun 6, 2019 15:05

Jon Pod Van Damm: Apr 6, 2009; THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC

quote:

DailyMail: 50% Drop In Traffic After Google June 2019 Core Update

Jesus Mendez, the SEO Director at MailOnline, which operators DailyMail.co.uk, has admitted publicly that the site took a massive hit by the June 2019 Google core update which began rolling out June 3rd. He said the site "lost 50% of daily traffic" because of this Google update.

https://www.seroundtable.com/dailymail-hit-google-core-update-27690.html

# ? Jun 6, 2019 20:23

Grape: Nov 16, 2017; Happily shilling for China!

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

And the icing on the cake, he lost. By alot.

ahahaha i didn't know that part.

# ? Jun 6, 2019 20:41

Happy Thread: Jul 10, 2005; by Fluffdaddy; Plaster Town Cop

ted hitler posted:

https://www.seroundtable.com/dailymail-hit-google-core-update-27690.html

Wonder how bots affected that result, or continue to affect it given that the drop was mainly in the UK region

# ? Jun 6, 2019 20:49

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

Grape posted:

You left out that he jumped in on like the final lap.

lol one of my earliest memories is that my mom entered me in some foot race for children but we showed up late so she made me jump the fence onto the track in front of a bunch of running kids and i realllly didn't want to so i ran super slow so that everyone would pass me

# ? Jun 6, 2019 20:55

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

ted hitler posted:

https://www.seroundtable.com/dailymail-hit-google-core-update-27690.html

# ? Jun 6, 2019 22:27

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

attention please:

thank u, that will be all

# ? Jun 7, 2019 00:53

Goon Danton: May 24, 2012; Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Feranon posted:

attention please:

thank u, that will be all

# ? Jun 7, 2019 01:04

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

# ? Jun 7, 2019 01:39

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Feranon posted:

attention please:

thank u, that will be all

that'll do

# ? Jun 7, 2019 03:35

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Gripweed posted:

https://twitter.com/kyarokyun/status/1136767548320550918

# ? Jun 7, 2019 05:53

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Feranon posted:

attention please:

thank u, that will be all

# ? Jun 7, 2019 06:06

Okuteru: Nov 10, 2007; Choose this life you're on your own

Feranon posted:

attention please:

thank u, that will be all

Yes.

# ? Jun 7, 2019 07:42

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

Why does the sheep have hair tentacle hands?

# ? Jun 7, 2019 09:44

Nth Doctor: Sep 7, 2010; Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!

Avirosb posted:

Why does the sheep have hair tentacle hands?

To give the softest snuggles imaginable.

# ? Jun 7, 2019 11:26

HelloSailorSign: Jan 27, 2011

I cannot find this Pokemon in my Pokemon Sapphire Gameboy game, does it really exist???

# ? Jun 7, 2019 16:29

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

HelloSailorSign posted:

I cannot find this Pokemon in my Pokemon Sapphire Gameboy game, does it really exist???

in our hearts and our furry porn artists photoshop files

# ? Jun 7, 2019 16:32

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

Kitfox88 posted:

in our hearts and our furry porn artists photoshop files

hey are people not making sex mods for pokemon yet?

e: yes

# ? Jun 7, 2019 17:31

Bust Rodd: Oct 21, 2008; by VideoGames

...That doesn�t make me happy

# ? Jun 7, 2019 17:34

Happy Thread: Jul 10, 2005; by Fluffdaddy; Plaster Town Cop

lol we need some more news in here

# ? Jun 7, 2019 18:32

kumba: Nov 8, 2003; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride; Lipstick Apathy

some more news you say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vMK-p6-M5E

42 minutes of dunking on tucker failson makes me happy

# ? Jun 7, 2019 18:43

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

Dumb Lowtax posted:

lol we need some more news in here

don't have any, here are some dogs playing

https://i.imgur.com/xCidgaY.mp4

# ? Jun 7, 2019 18:44

Happy Thread: Jul 10, 2005; by Fluffdaddy; Plaster Town Cop

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/MikeGravel/status/1137033981008973825

lmao

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

What
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1137051097955102720?s=19

This is amazing hahahaha

# ? Jun 7, 2019 19:04

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

quoting from the �pos

my bitter bi rival posted:

For any non-sports watchers itt, I didn't see this posted here, but its definitely Bubely.

A Warriors minority owner/ex-Sequoia Capital VC, Mark Stevens, was sitting courtside at the NBA Finals on Wednesday, when a Toronto Raptors player tried to save a ball headed out of bounds and landed in the front row about 3 seats down from Stevens. Stevens reached over to shove him as he was getting back up and told him to gently caress off a bunch of times. (Worth maybe noting the Warriors were down 10 at this point in the game, as they were pretty much the whole game, a piece of info i personally think is relevant to him pissing his pants about this)

Stevens got himself kicked out for that, then the Warriors ban him from the rest of the finals, then league steps in and bans him for the rest of the whole next season, which would have meant also missing out on all the new San Francisco stadium poo poo, and now...

https://twitter.com/DylanByers/status/1136732461029707776

billionaire vc dipshit makes himself a national joke, ruins his prestige/power trip sports team ownership because he cant keep his ego in check for 5 seconds

# ? Jun 7, 2019 19:23

Bust Rodd: Oct 21, 2008; by VideoGames

oh I saw the shove on Twitter this morning and I�m so so glad that has a happy ending.

for the record he doesn�t even land on the dude who shoved him, he literally leans over the guy who got landed on to shove him. just a shitheel douchebag and I�m glad he�s humiliated.

# ? Jun 7, 2019 19:25

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Even trump's shitheel richer supporters are feeling queasy: Paul Krugman

quote:

Yet Trump�s tariff obsession seems to be causing him more political trouble than anything else he�s doing. It might even be enough to provoke a break with his otherwise slavish followers in Congress. Trump�s famous boast that he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and his supporters wouldn�t care may or may not be true of Republican voters, but it�s clearly true of G.O.P. members of Congress. Yet there seems to be a real possibility of legislative action to block the new tariffs he threatened to impose on Mexico last week.

So why is this particular vileness the point at which his party�s invertebrates show signs of developing rudimentary spines? There are two key points.

First, Trump�s confrontational trade policy � unlike his racism, his determination to weaken workers� rights, his efforts to degrade the environment, and so on � doesn�t have any important constituency behind it. Neither big-money donors nor guys with Tiki torches chanting �Jews will not replace us� are clamoring for tariffs. The tariff thing is basically Trump�s personal obsession.

Second, there are important constituencies � important parts of the Trump coalition � that really, really don�t like the prospect of trade war. Farmers have already been hurt badly by the confrontation with China, which has sent prices for crops like soybeans plunging. U.S. industry, which has invested huge sums in a supply chain that sprawls across both our northern and southern borders, is horrified at the thought of a confrontation that disrupts trade with Mexico.

Until recently, business and investors were, in effect, betting that with so much money at stake, even Trump would rein in his impulses, that on trade he would talk loudly but carry a small stick. That�s pretty much what seemed to have happened on Nafta, the North American Free Trade Agreement: after denouncing Nafta as the worst trade deal ever made, Trump negotiated a new deal so similar to the existing one that you need a magnifying glass to see the differences.

But now he�s effectively reneging on his own deal, threatening tariffs unless Mexico does something, he knows not what, to prevent asylum-seekers from seeking asylum.

Will he really do it? The various newsletters I receive can�t seem to believe it. Citibank, for example, writes that �the consequences of this policy could be so extreme we see it as unlikely to happen.�

But Trump has a thing about tariffs, and he really hates looking like a loser. So yes, this may really be about to happen. And even the G.O.P. may finally reach a breaking point.

# ? Jun 7, 2019 19:53

Mr. Sunshine: May 15, 2008; This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt); Fun Shoe

Last year I tried following along with the D&D trump thread, and it was just utterly exhausting. So I just wanna say that a thread filled with dogs, cats and happy news is way better for my mental well being. Thanks, dumb lowtax! (Also thanks dumber lowtax for these dead gay forums)

# ? Jun 7, 2019 19:54