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Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

They shamed me for my sexuality of liking women who appear to be children bloo bloo bloo

I'm curious if he reveals the name and/or picture anywhere in the comments to see how bad it is.

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Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things

Hellblazer187 posted:

They shamed me for my sexuality of liking women who appear to be children bloo bloo bloo

I'm curious if he reveals the name and/or picture anywhere in the comments to see how bad it is.

He even explicitly points out she's in a middle/high school swimsuit.

Yeah real mystery why your co-workers think you're a pedophile.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

DemoneeHo posted:

My 17F Mother 49F Regulates how often I Shower

by bil tried to do this to my neice that isnt his kid and only her. i told him that if he doesnt stop ill remove his loving life.

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Zore posted:

He even explicitly points out she's in a middle/high school swimsuit.

Yeah real mystery why your co-workers think you're a pedophile.

I'm trying to see if he posts it - he doesn't but he PMs it to someone who had called him out, and this person describes it as "The photo is of a woman who is of the physical type described, in pigtails, in what looks like a high-school swim team outfit, sitting on a bed in what looks like a young girl's bedroom." but also said "I wouldn't immediately think it's a minor" which is kind of weird after that description.

Edit: loving yikes, he does post the name. Shuri Atomi. I GIS'd in an incognito tab. Looks like a minor to me in several of the pictures. There's a bikini one where she looks both 12 and sad.

Hellblazer187 fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Jun 6, 2019

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Bikini calendars may not be work appropriate but at least they're not inherently creepy, jeez

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

shovelbum posted:

Bikini calendars may not be work appropriate but at least they're not inherently creepy, jeez

in what way?

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser



In that it's adults consenting to being photographed and compensated for their time, photographed by professionals

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015


They're pretty bad but you can generally assume that people who put them up are normal everyday garbage instead of people like this guy, who is heavily advanced executive garbage

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
It's not creepy, but I reserve the right to brutally mock any manchild who has a bikini poster/calendar/something that could be found on a teenage boy's walls.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

In that it's adults consenting to being photographed and compensated for their time, photographed by professionals

That also describes the pseudopedo pin-up, though.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

In that it's adults consenting to being photographed and compensated for their time, photographed by professionals

So is porn but I would still find someone who put it up at work very creepy.

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Blade Runner posted:

They're pretty bad but you can generally assume that people who put them up are normal everyday garbage instead of people like this guy, who is heavily advanced executive garbage

This exactly. I'd never want to work in a place where that was acceptable but I'd much prefer people who think Kate Upton bikini pictures are acceptable than people who think that child model bikini pictures are acceptable.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
let's be honest, current society sees kate upton pitted against an 8-tittied-tigerwolfess with aheagos for breasts.

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

zakharov posted:

So is porn but I would still find someone who put it up at work very creepy.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Even if I wasn't gay in that dumb pinup environment I would find greased up muscle dudes with Tom of Finland style cartoonish bulges sticking out of their jockstraps for my pinup contributions.

"Gay? What's gay about wanting to wrestle a larger man into submission and make him fall in love with my raw, sexual energy? Anyone who can do that is the manliest man of all."

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
New Guy in Engineering: Hey, I'm not homophobic or anything but it seems rude to ask him directly. Is that cumshitter guy gay?

Coworker: Gay? gently caress no, check this out. Here's his wife.

*Googles up my Facebook*

New Guy: No way, he's married to Phoenix from American Gladiators?!

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
I think it's more that a Kate Upton pinup evokes Trashy Frat Bro, and the other one evokes Online Neighborhood Registry Subject.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Beachcomber posted:

That also describes the pseudopedo pin-up, though.

True.

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Oct 15, 2012

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Pinecone Sample posted:

I trained an AI to generate the ultimate /r/legaladvice thread titles involving cats, dogs, trees, and lawsuits.

lmao. I went looking for this post on reddit and I found more from possibly the same person. This is a goldmine.

quote:

It's a new year, I figured it might be funny to give the AI another shot at generating /r/legaladvice titles (using textgenrnn), and boy did it succeed.

Some highlights:

My friend was arrested and she wants a divorce. (California)

Received a clerk.

[USA - CA] Minor is charging me for bankruptcy appliances on my property?

My gym has been in another state.

Dealership sent me a copyright custody of my child (PA)

Ex wife threw away my car with a friend of a friend who passed away (Illinois)

[AZ] Can I be fined because the competitor was turned off to a few weeks. What are my options?

Is it legal for me to get in legal trouble?

[CA] I was a victim of an apartment in a company and I won anyway, when you can refuse to pay a fee for 3 months

[NY] Got in an accident with a child. What are my options?

Someone is trying to steal my passport for a parking lot, what can I do?

Can my employer require me to come into my apartment without my consent or try to get a lawyer?

[USA] I was told I was at fault in Timeland, what are my options?

[CA] Employer is selling my girlfriend and I received a call from a state when I didn't have to call police because they continue to pay them
back.

Neighbors dog keeps claiming they do not live with me. We are not on the lease. What are my options?

(USA, CA, USA) Minors

Someone stole my car, and I have to pay rent. What can I do?

Discovered the city is threatening to sue me because I have some questions.

[Michigan] I'm a boy on my wall without notice

20 year old girlfriend accused me of stealing my money because I am not the father.

(NY) I was terminated from a job and they are trying to kick me out.

Just found out I am scared for a decade.

(CA) I was arrested because I had a fence

The Bank Company Refuses to Help!

A friend of mine has been separated. Now what?

Got hit by a car while with it. But won't return the money.

[USA] Can I be served with a divorce?

Texas - Dentist Officer violating child support in the UK. What can I do?

(NY) I work as a child abuse and my husband decided to be destroyed. What can I do?

[CA] My boss wants to charge me $1500 for a divorce even though I was a victim of a Personal Background check?

Girlfriend wants to take my baby to small claims court?

Married by a company who is on the lease. What can I do? (Canada/NJ)

[Massachusetts] Employer won’t provide parental accommodations on a DUI question.

Someone attempted suicide, and the party was denied to me and my song and now they are threatening to sue me because I have no idea
what to do.

(USA - CA) I'm a good scared contract window

(California) Someone broke my cat and the contract says I need to pay for this matter?

Grandfather passed away and refuses to give me my dog.

[OH] Can I be forced to report a security camera in Missouri

Can I be sued for threat of a product in California

(FL) How do I get my sister's mom to sue me for services. Is this legal?

Was pulled over for getting out of an accident in the US. I am a gun.

Can a landlord evict my neighborhood. What can I do?

[TX] I was arrested and caught my sister and I filed a courthouse into a lawyer in the morning about the professional things.

[PA] I was abandoned and I was told it was a problem.

A friend of mine was a victim of room in the first person and I don't know what to do.

[OH] I have proof that I didn't return it.

How to prove a cease and desist I missed, and they sent a personal loan contract, what are my options?

(NY) Dog bit my car and the company keeps threatening to sue me (MA)

Can I be arrested for a mortgage? (WI)

(FL) I work at a stolen property

Being sued for a friend who keeps stealing my money.

Father is being harassed by ex-wife stating that I was a victim of affidavit

Update: property manager took my girlfriend 3 months ago, no idea what to do.

[CA] Can a landlord legally contact a lawyer. Is this legal?

My ex-wife is threatening to call the police on false police

I was fired from my life, what can I do?

Rental company is trying to steal my car.

[CA] My fiance is a minor, what should I do?

(GA) I was arrested and won't leave

[TX] Parents are trying to sell my car. Can I sue for damages?

Just got a copyright infestation.

Purchased a new house. WTF do I do?

URGENT: Bought a car that was sent to the police and is now threatening my friends and my mother. What can I do?

Can we sue the police if I die?

Can I sue my home for a hospital bill

(VA) I was attacked by an unpaid lease and trying to get me to pay for the past year.

My mom is a contract I applied to serve property?

Neighbor has confiscated an old neighbor.

[MA] Employer is claiming I fired me, what can I do?!

Neighbor’s dog blocked me out of his will. Is this legal?

My friend is a scam attorney.

I was in a class action lawsuit against a private property I own.

Credit card charge for discrimination?

[PA] I was arrested for violating the law?

Neighbor cut down my neighborhood. What can I do?

Assaulted by my house and it wasn't even legal.

[FL] A friend of mine is getting repossessed.

I want to get a restraining order against me

Can I sue my child over my phone?

How do I get fired from a job?

Kentucky was in a car accident and the divorce is a service dog...

[MA] My dad passed away and he was seized. What do I do? [CA, USA]

I was just found from a person I was confiscated by Texas and I need help.

Father passed away and I was at the gym.

My grandfather died and destroyed my car while I was at work!

I want to leave my apartment

[MA] Can I buy a dog bite

Neighbors stole my car and now they don't know what to do.

Neighbors dog keeps sending photos of me cheating on rent.

[Ontario] Can I Sue Child Support Animal Infringement

Legal responsibility for medical malpractice. Is this legal? (California)

Can a probation officer sue a lawyer to enforce the law?

[NY] I was attacked by a dog unit but the company is now threatening to take me to court, what can I do?

Neighbor cut down my car without permission

Texas - Was Fired for Damage To My Head

Can restaurants have a license?

[PA] Someone is pregnant

I was arrested for a sex assault charge in my name and now they told me to go to small claims court?!!!!

How much trouble can I get into?

Someone hit my car with dementia. What can I do? (CA)

And then some more were linked

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Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
I think the major thing is that pinups date back to like WWII so they're entrenched as "normal" even though they're inappropriate. They don't really hurt anyone too badly so they're not a high priority target.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
Used a pin-up poster of Rita Hayworth to tunnel out of a state penitentiary. AITA?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
If you don't support pinups you don't support are troops.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Martha Stewart Undying posted:

let's be honest, current society sees kate upton pitted against an 8-tittied-tigerwolfess with aheagos for breasts.
I thought that this was gonna be a stupid derail but this made me :cawg: so it's totally worth it

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Beachcomber posted:

I think the major thing is that pinups date back to like WWII so they're entrenched as "normal" even though they're inappropriate. They don't really hurt anyone too badly so they're not a high priority target.

Right, and I probably wouldn't have the same reaction to a pinup poster from WWII era that I would to a modern one even if it's not really any different just because of those associations.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I'd use that pin-up from Howard the Duck of a water fowl with human breasts.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Beachcomber posted:

I think the major thing is that pinups date back to like WWII so they're entrenched as "normal" even though they're inappropriate. They don't really hurt anyone too badly so they're not a high priority target.

It is absolutely not normal for anyone under 60. We've got the internet on our phones for God's sake, what kind of latent serial killer still needs to stare at cutouts of the Sears catalogue in their garage to jack off

AITA for refusing to oay my ex child support?

quote:

Hey guys. Please hear me out before making a judgement - I know it sounds awful.

I was with my ex girlfriend (I'm a girl too) for 8 years. In the last year, we had a baby. It was a mutual thing but she carried the baby, etc.

I was never too sure about having kids until recently and I decided I'd love to have a family with her.

She was always afraid of having a child because her mother and aunty and grandma all suffered from a severe post-natal depression. But, she powered through.

She gave birth to a baby boy who was biologically hers and a sperm donor. She funded the whole thing with her savings and I was there throughout the birth.

About 6 months after our child was born, we broke up. It was mainly because I did not want to be tied down so young, all kinda stuff like that. It was mainly my choice but she understood and accepted it gracefully.

We stayed pretty friendly.

I realised a few months later what a mistake I'd made and I tried to reach out. I practically begged her to take me back. She refused.

I begged her to let us be a family (I'm the legal parent too as I adopted our baby after birth) and she said no, that at the time she was heartbroken but that I was right and she'd met another girl who she was dating.

We fell out. I was heartbroken and I was angry.

We stopped talking but she'd occasionally reach out asking me to see her son.

We met for coffee and I told her if she wants to be single and explore herself then I need that chance too.

I told her I didn't want to see her but would have my kid on Friday nights. She said that was fine.

She then broached the subject of child support and said she had funded everything and hadn't received a penny off me. She said that she wanted reliable child support and help from me. I told her that's fine. I sent her her first load of money and the next day I had our son and I saw that she'd gone out drinking and to the cinema with her new girlfriend.

We got into a big argument and I told her that I'm not sending her any more money as she was just spending it on herself. She said that in 2 years I'd only paid £150, she's paid everything else so if she wants to go out, she can. She then threw in my face that I'd been on holidays and stuff. I said when I have my son on the Friday, I'll buy him whatever he needs, feed him, etc but that she had to cover the rest. She said I'm an rear end in a top hat, so AITA?

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
She's the rear end in a top hat. You don't get to dictate how your ex spends THEIR money because you pay CS.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
my dad worked in construction and when I was little (early 90s) I would go to his company's jobsites and in the project manager's trailer there would be posters of ladies with their boobies and booties out all over the walls, it was awesome to a horny 12 year old. then I would sneak out while he was busy and drive around a CAT loader and crash into things

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

The first place I lived after moving out of my parents' house was a share with a guy who filled the entire living and dining rooms with stacked and meticulously indexed boxes of Black Tail and I gotta say I respect that kind of commitment

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Girlfriend insists on bringing things up at the worst times.

quote:

My girlfriend wants to bring up anything any time. Example: this morning at 4:50am as I'm waking up for a 12 hour shift, my girlfriend starts asking me if I've ever had a lap dance. Or she'll bring up some non urgent serious issue right when I walk in from work. Or call me during my drive home .. I

Then she gets mad because I'm not receptive to any of the conversation. I've brought this up to her. I've stated the importance of timing to me. If she wants me to be open to conversation, don't do it at those times unless it's time sensitive. Some things can't wait. But the majority of things can wait 30 minutes.

Am I the rear end in a top hat for not wanting to talk about things at certain times?

Right when I finish work or right when I wake up are the worst times for me. And it drives me insane.

TL; DR. - girlfriend picks terrible times to bring up conversations. It drives me crazy.

I kinda want a compilation of the bizarre questions she asks her boyfriend at odd hours of the night.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Smirking_Serpent posted:

My (19F) boyfriend (22M) horrified and disgusted me. Am I overreacting?


So I discovered the community of reborn dolls recently and I think theyre really adorable and an awesome tool for grieving mothers. Ive watched a lot on the painting process and I would really like to try to make and sell these. For those that dont know, reborn dolls are basically lifelike dolls that are painted, normally around the age of newborns-3months old. Theyre incredibly realistic when done well and are even weighted to be like a real baby.

So I go to show my boyfriend how cool these are today and that im really passioniate about this and his first reply is "Would you take $10,000 to cut a useable slit into it?" Stunned and disgusted, I scream what the gently caress and he laughs and says "Good, you wouldnt." For background, I was a preschool teacher for a time and I adore children. My boyfriend and I have been dating for two years and sometimes he says things just to annoy me but this was beyond way too far. He crushed me because I was trying to show him something I love and pedophilia was his first thought. I cant believe he even thought of turning that into a sex doll. I mean how screwed up do you have to be for that to be your first reaction. He says im overreacting but jesus christ, even if it was a joke it completely shut me down and hurt me. Was I overreacting?

TL;DR: Boyfriend made a innapropriate "joke" about a reborn doll and hobby I was interested in. Not sure if I overreacted.

I’m not sure it was a joke, lady. I think he just wanted to know whether or not you were going to take “custom” commissions from internet sexual perverts. I mean, she’ll be making dolls for sex perverts without doubt, but the weirdos will have to do the modifications on their end.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I [31F] found out my husband [33M] spent 50k without my knowledge.

quote:

Disclaimer: I am NOT looking for "leave him" advice. I'm looking for advice on how to work this out and move on.

About a month ago my husband met with our therapist to discuss his problem with lying to avoid conflict. When he came home he asked if we could make an appointment together and that was today. The first 45 minutes of our session were spent discussing his issue with lying to avoid conflict, then the therapist asked if there was anything he would like to get out in the open.

Some background: For the last two years my husband has wanted a solar system for our house. Our electric bill is very inexpensive and we have a portable generator in case of hurricanes. It won't run the entire house, but it's enough to get by. This was the last year he could get this system and get the government credits for it, so I ended up agreeing. He said it would cost around 20k, which would be financed. This would work out to about the same as our electric payment. Since he's the primary breadwinner I said it was fine.

As the solar installation progressed I asked again how much it was and at that time he said it ended up being about 38k. I was absolutely floored by this and have spent the last couple weeks being pretty upset over it, but he swears he told me the price at some point in the past and I must have forgotten. Also, the government tax credit would cover a good chunk of it.

Today in the therapists office, what he had to get off his chest was that it actually cost $50,000. He started to justify himself saying he was basically backed into a corner because the system had to be bigger than he thought to power the entire house in case of an outage. He tried to put it on providing for me, which is ridiculous because I was perfectly happy with what we had and never wanted it.

I literally do not even know what to do from here. We've always had an agreement that if we spent more than a couple hundred dollars we would discuss it first. I cannot even fathom spending tens of thousands of dollars without even discussing it with him first. He does not seem to grasp that this is going to affect our credit (he was talking about refinancing our house just yesterday). He does not seem to grasp that I am absolutely devastated by that amount of money (that we DON'T HAVE - it was financed) has been spent behind my back.

At this point, what's done is done and he has what he wants. We just have to figure out how to work past it. The therapist kept telling him that I'm allowed to be angry, but I'm not even angry, I'm hurt. I honestly think I'm going to resent that solar system for the rest of the time we live in this house.

What can I do to move on from this without being totally resentful and letting this destroy my marriage?

-----

TLDR: Husband spent $50,000 when I believed he was making a $20,000 purchase and I don't know how to process this and move on from it.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
That guy won't break even in his lifetime. What a dumbass.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I want to know the reason he needs full power to the house 365 days a year. It has to be something incredibly stupid. Like being able to play his ridiculously expensive audiophile sound set up on the few days of the year when there is no power.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

cumshitter posted:

I want to know the reason he needs full power to the house 365 days a year. It has to be something incredibly stupid. Like being able to play his ridiculously expensive audiophile sound set up on the few days of the year when there is no power.

They already had a generator, fyi. This guy got hoodwinked.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

cumshitter posted:

I want to know the reason he needs full power to the house 365 days a year. It has to be something incredibly stupid. Like being able to play his ridiculously expensive audiophile sound set up on the few days of the year when there is no power.

Bitcoin mining

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I know, the generator only partially powers the house though. Either this guy has a hardon for solar or he just can't bear to see his Funkos in their museum quality glass display cases go without their tasteful lighting setup for even a moment.

ParserGirl
Jun 3, 2005

quote:


[Michigan] I'm a boy on my wall without notice 

If you skimmed those generated legal advice topics, go back and read each one. It's the kind of nonsensical humor that packs such a huge punch.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Leon Einstein posted:

She's the rear end in a top hat. You don't get to dictate how your ex spends THEIR money because you pay CS.

True, but she isn’t biologically related and there is no court order and the kid does not even know her. Why are they in each other’s lives? I kind of suspect not there mom is hoping to hold the child support over bio mom to try to get back into her life. I am wondering how reliable the narrator is as well.

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A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

cumshitter posted:

I want to know the reason he needs full power to the house 365 days a year. It has to be something incredibly stupid. Like being able to play his ridiculously expensive audiophile sound set up on the few days of the year when there is no power.

guessing apocalypse nut and she just hasn't found out about the other $50k in guns and MREs yet

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