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Hentai Jihadist posted:this thread taught me that there is a 3d remake of The Demon Rush headed to ps4 lmao I remember searching for The Demon Rush a while back and it seemed like some Steam shitware dev has been cranking out Demon Rush games for some reason. What a wordl.
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It's been years since I read the lp for shut up and jam, who's dark drakerz and why is he dying all over the drat place?
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ilmucche posted:It's been years since I read the lp for shut up and jam, who's dark drakerz and why is he dying all over the drat place? Gortarius posted:This is also about the time when I discovered the Dark Drakers, which soured the whole thing further. Dark Draker is a filler character in B2 who talks about being faster than the snapping maw of a drake. I discovered that an entire areas worth of NPC's were just carbon copies of Dark Draker with a different name given to each, AKA the illusion of work being done. Just these 10% finished NPC's basically littering the project to make it seem like it was all good. I suppose the plan was to eventually make them into distinct NPC's but the problem was that the whole game was plagued by the Dark Drakers, and they GREATLY attributed to the poo poo compile times.
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The White Dragon posted:cherry venus Brooks Cracktackle
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Wonder Turbine posted:Brooks Cracktackle Someone has that as their name here
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Groovelord Neato posted:jrpgs are absolute garbage as a genre and it's one of only two i've played from start to finish. 
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Jun 9, 2019 00:26
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Groovelord Neato posted:jrpgs are absolute garbage as a genre and it's one of only two i've played from start to finish. i understand why barkley would make you think jrpgs are bad, but i assure you they're very good, barkley's just kind of a bad meme game people have weird nostalgia for
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Lampsacus posted:So is the original Barkley any good? Reading page 1 of this thread people seem super hyped on the brand. It's freeware, in the time it took you to make this post and read the responses you could have just downloaded and played the game and made up your own mind.
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Endorph posted:i understand why barkley would make you think jrpgs are bad, but i assure you they're very good, barkley's just kind of a bad meme game people have weird nostalgia for oh yeah, massive plot cliches and grinding 60 hours to watch the damage number go up 30, what an amazing genre
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Jun 9, 2019 01:25
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in most jrpgs you don't actually need to grind at all and can just progress normally because they're not hard enough to wall you at any point many jrpg fans happen to be brokebrains who love to grind, however
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Endorph posted:i understand why barkley would make you think jrpgs are bad, but i assure you they're very good, barkley's just kind of a bad meme game people have weird nostalgia for i've played a lot of jrpgs and this post is a trap barkley is in the top 10 for sure
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SeXReX posted:oh yeah, massive plot cliches and grinding 60 hours to watch the damage number go up 30, what an amazing genre
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Endorph posted:i understand why barkley would make you think jrpgs are bad, but i assure you they're very good, barkley's just kind of a bad meme game people have weird nostalgia for Barkley is a meme game and good actually. Who here on SA could speak against memes anyway.
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Jun 9, 2019 01:57
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Barley had rpg mechanics that were both more fun and more advanced than most "real" rpgs that came out at that time.
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jrpg "gameplay" is just padding between the only good parts of the genre, it being a vehicle for writing and story. Barkley has good writing so it's already in the 95 percentile of jrpgs.
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SeXReX posted:grinding 60 hours to watch the damage number go up 30 FunMerrania posted:Barley had rpg mechanics that were both more fun and more advanced than most "real" rpgs that came out at that time.
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Barkley 1 is like the only JRPG vidcon I've bothered to finish, so it's actually the best one imo.
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Ada posted:jrpg "gameplay" is just padding between the only good parts of the genre, it being a vehicle for writing and story. Barkley has good writing so it's already in the 95 percentile of jrpgs. 
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OK I downloaded and played it for the afternoon. -holy poo poo this is some old internet humour. its more nostalgic than funny. -The gameplay is meh, I think you really had to play this game ten years ago to feel love for it? Barkley has some good shitposting dialog but my god the actual game? -saying that, it would be cool to see a demo. I hope they release the full game in the next few years (before star citizen lol).
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FunMerrania posted:Barley had rpg mechanics that were both more fun and more advanced than most "real" rpgs that came out at that time. i remember one of the things that set barkley apart from other shitass freeware RPG maker games was it had meaningful mechanics outside of the standard RPG battle screen to differentiate it. it tread the line perfectly between adding legitimate features to spice up gameplay and not taking itself too seriously
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ffv rules because there's so much gonzo poo poo you can do combining classes and gimmicky ways to win if you disagree gently caress you buttz squad forever
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Endorph posted:i understand why barkley would make you think jrpgs are bad, but i assure you they're very good, barkley's just kind of a bad meme game people have weird nostalgia for i think you misunderstood my post. Lampsacus posted:OK I downloaded and played it for the afternoon. i was never a fan of the gameplay (it being a jrpg after all) but the writing was great enough that i kept with it. i think most of the best humor holds up and isn't really internet related at all. "This game is canon." is the funniest thing written in any video game. Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Jun 9, 2019 |
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Endorph posted:i understand why barkley would make you think jrpgs are bad, but i assure you they're very good, barkley's just kind of a bad meme game people have weird nostalgia for lol
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y'all that was a joke...
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Lampsacus posted:OK I downloaded and played it for the afternoon. I think someone actually trying to be a game critic over Barkley 1 in 2019 is the funniest thing that's come out of Barkley 2 being dead.
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jrpgs are actually pretty good, especially if you don't only play Final Fantasy. Even if you only want to play Final Fantasy, Bravely Second basically refined that formula to perfection: you can turn on and off random encounters and change the frequency, you can adjust difficulty on a whim, you can choose not to get money or job points to increase experience or any combination thereof, and there's a speed up button in fights as well as a "repeat last action" auto that you can use to basically automate grinding if you really want to grind
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also the combat is incredibly good but that's just going to be a lot of words that don't really mean anything to anybody who doesn't play JRPGs
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I actually basically hated bravely second despite liking some FF games a lot all the characters were written like weird children and the combat felt pretty boring. I think without a lot of moving bits to combine and figure out I don't really care
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Rectal Death Adept posted:I think someone actually trying to be a game critic over Barkley 1 in 2019 is the funniest thing that's come out of Barkley 2 being dead.
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Endorph posted:'game critic' here meaning 'having any opinion whatsoever' Being weird and gay in addition to having an opinion on a game makes you a game critic
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FunMerrania posted:i like chex quest i like rpg Chex Quest is canon.
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Raiad posted:the characters were weird children tho
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everythingWasBees posted:jrpgs are actually pretty good, especially if you don't only play Final Fantasy. So they took all the boring gameplay and made it so you don't have to play it. It's just an 80 hour vn, check
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RVWinkle posted:Chex Quest is canon. waiting for the irony poisoned Unity shooter "Shin Chex Quest: Generations"
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I played barkely for the first time after reading this thread and greatly enjoyed it. its short and very funny. some jokes havent aged that well but "Jordan, you motherfucking baka, you sick motherfucking goddamn BAKA!" will never not be funny as hell
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