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chitoryu12 posted:A veteran died in police custody. His body was returned missing the heart, throat, and brain. CNN posted:Two days before he died, Everett Palmer Jr. called his brother, Dwayne, to tell him he was on his way from Delaware to New York to visit him and their sick mother. But first, he said, he wanted to resolve an outstanding DUI warrant from an incident in 2016 in Pennsylvania to make sure his license was valid for the drive to see his family. Get Out was sugarcoating the whole situation huh?
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Randaconda posted:Presbyterian Minister Accused Of Using Oral Sex To Suck Out Men’s Evil During Ritual Exorcisms So now we know what Ed and Lorraine Warren were really up to.
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Randaconda posted:https://www.joemygod.com/2019/06/new-jersey-presbyterian-minister-accused-of-using-oral-sex-to-suck-out-mens-evil-during-ritual-exorcisms/ This is like a set-up in a porn movie, how are people so stupid Although I guess he didn't get away with it
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Randaconda posted:https://www.joemygod.com/2019/06/new-jersey-presbyterian-minister-accused-of-using-oral-sex-to-suck-out-mens-evil-during-ritual-exorcisms/ From another article linked in that one: Every meeting with Weaver began the same way, Meeker said. The minister told him to undress completely and lie on the bed. Then he placed an angel coin — a coin with an angel or saint printed on it used for praying — on Meeker’s forehead and wrapped a magnetic strip around his head to keep it in place. Weaver then would place a series of stones on both of Meeker’s feet his hands and on the left side and right side of his chest. “I was told that for him to get everything out me, I needed to lay completely still to not move the stones on my feet,” Meeker said in the impact statement. “He would then take out the feather and scan my body from my neck to my stomach.” Weaver then opened Meeker’s mouth, placed his own mouth on top of Meeker’s mouth, and moved his tongue around “to see if I had anything in my mouth or throat,” Meeker wrote. Then the interaction became sexual, with Weaver engaging in oral sex, according to Meeker. “He would then ingest my ejaculate and then would spit up multiple pieces of plastic or metal into a Ziploc bag,” Meeker stated
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That is a very specific and elaborate fetish. Like, even if it had been consensual that’s...something.
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 18:43 |
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Bobby Digital posted:Then the interaction became sexual I don’t want to ruin it for anyone, but the interaction became sexual at least one step before that.
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Bobby Digital posted:From another article linked in that one: Wut?
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 20:23 |
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Like the pieces of chicken cutlet faith healers pretend to pull out of your abdomen, only with extra beej
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 21:55 |
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Someone light up the Cumshitter-signal.
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# ? Jun 9, 2019 18:05 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Someone light up the Cumshitter-signal.
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# ? Jun 9, 2019 18:26 |
Florida motorcyclist struck by lightning and killed.
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# ? Jun 9, 2019 22:07 |
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Well, considering the speed of electricity the poor guy might as well has been standing.
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# ? Jun 9, 2019 22:36 |
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NLSC posted:According to John Jensenius with the National Lightning Safety Council, there have been 10 lightning fatalities related to motorcycles since 2006. In several of those cases though, he said the rider was not on the bike when they were struck. What, did the lightning bounce off the motorcycle like a rider-seeking miracle?
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 16:07 |
Justin Bieber is challenging Tom Cruise to a fight. Nobody is sure why.
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 23:34 |
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Gonna take all the Scientology magic he got to save his rear end from The Biebs.
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 23:43 |
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Yes please. The thing about Cruise is he keeps himself in terrific shape and has been training in martial arts for a shitload of films. Also he's OT9000 or whatever which legally makes him a space wizard.
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 23:52 |
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Isn’t Justin Bieber very mentally unwell currently, random weird twitter outbursts are kind of par for the course for emotionally exhausted celebrities
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 01:35 |
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All I know about current Bieber is his new song with Ed Sheeran and his constant commenting on posts of Hailee about how hot she is.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 02:07 |
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Biebs found Jesus. Which surprised me, because I didn’t even know he was missing.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 04:31 |
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I said "check the couch cushions" like a million times, but nooooo. And guess where he was?
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AlbieQuirky posted:Biebs found Jesus. Which surprised me, because I didnt even know he was missing. What an idiot. Everyone knows the Found Jesus Card is to be saved till it’s time to appeal to the governor to commute one’s sentence so they can get out and do one more murder.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 05:32 |
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Didn’t Biebs get photographed naked somewhere and it turns out he’s got a pretty respectable hog? I’d believe in a just and loving god if I had a big dick, too.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 06:21 |
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The MSJ posted:All I know about current Bieber is his new song with Ed Sheeran and his constant commenting on posts of Hailee about how hot she is. I don't know who Hailee is but I assume it's a relative of his, seems about right He probably thinks he can take short older guy Tom Cruise, but he forgot that Cruise is a fighter pilot with martial arts training. Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 07:23 on Jun 11, 2019 |
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Phlegmish posted:I don't know who Hailee but I assume it's a relative of his, seems about right But he only knows how to fly an F-14 and Dick Cheney personally disassembled all of those.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 07:19 |
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Phlegmish posted:I don't know who Hailee is but I assume it's a relative of his, seems about right. Hailee Baldwin, Stephen's daughter, who he married recently which prompted the anguished cries of countless Bieber/Selena Gomez shippers. Dude comments on her pictures like he's still in high school, which is kinda cute honestly. Yeah, if there is one actor I don't want to take on it's Tom Cruise. The man does not take training for his roles lightly. He's going to get help from actual MMA coaches for sure.
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The MSJ posted:Hailee Baldwin, Stephen's daughter, who he married recently which prompted the anguished cries of countless Bieber/Selena Gomez shippers. Dude comments on her pictures like he's still in high school, which is kinda cute honestly. The only concern in a Beiber vs Cruise fight is if they can pull Cruise off before he tries to eat bieber's face.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 07:35 |
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I wouldn't want to take on Keanu Reeves either, and Jackie Chan would probably wreck me even though he's 65. I could handle Bruce Lee in his current condition though.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 07:37 |
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The MSJ posted:his constant commenting on posts of Hailee about how hot she is. The MSJ posted:Hailee Baldwin, Stephen's daughter, who he married recently which prompted the anguished cries of countless Bieber/Selena Gomez shippers. Dude comments on her pictures like he's still in high school, which is kinda cute honestly.
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The MSJ posted:Hailee Baldwin, Stephen's daughter, who he married recently which prompted the anguished cries of countless Bieber/Selena Gomez shippers. Dude comments on her pictures like he's still in high school, which is kinda cute honestly.
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The MSJ posted:Hailee Baldwin, Stephen's daughter, who he married recently which prompted the anguished cries of countless Bieber/Selena Gomez shippers. Dude comments on her pictures like he's still in high school, which is kinda cute honestly. And, again, he's OT III, so he can probably fire off a respectably-sized kamehameha.
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Darth Walrus posted:And, again, he's OT III, so he can probably fire off a respectably-sized kamehameha. High levels also give you access to perfect recall of all your past lives, so Tom Cruise potentially has millennia of martial arts experience across multiple planets to call on. You go in there expecting a straight boxing fight and he busts out the same moves Xenu used to break the Psychlo's King during the First Voltar War.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 10:51 |
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Tom Cruise likes to play hide and seek with other scientology celebrities when he has them over to his house, Leah Remini said. A normal desire for a 50 year old man, indicating he's not in mental arrested development since age 19. But yes, he and Keanu Reeves are known as the actors who actually learnt what their instructors taught them, think somebody said recently about Keanu "He didn't really need any training" for John Wick. Wouldn't want to fight them. And if anybody wants to fight Jackie Chan, I'm gonna fight you, the monster you clearly are.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 12:13 |
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To be fair, playing hide and seek in a celebrity mansion sounds rad.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 12:42 |
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:And if anybody wants to fight Jackie Chan, I'm gonna fight you, the monster you clearly are. Wait, so you're Jackie Chan? edit: nvm, I see now that you are John Wayne
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 12:44 |
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Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Tom Cruise likes to play hide and seek with other scientology celebrities when he has them over to his house, Leah Remini said. A normal desire for a 50 year old man, indicating he's not in mental arrested development since age 19. Keanu Reeves got so trained for John Wick that he's basically a professional 3-gun shooter now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xii9_oWQ7HY The dude can load 2 shells into a shotgun at once. He's the most lethal actor in the world right now. chitoryu12 has a new favorite as of 14:21 on Jun 11, 2019 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Keanu Reeves got so trained for John Wick that he's basically a professional 3-gun shooter now. Wouldn't want to make Keanu angry.
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I wouldn't want to go up against Keanu either. Not just because I'd lose, but because I'm sure that while he's a great gunshooter by now, he hasn't killed a dude for real, and I don't want that on his conscience. With Cruise, who knows, man.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 14:29 |
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Keanu also seems like a genuinely good guy, which can't be said for a whole lot of men in Hollywood tbh
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Keanu also seems like a genuinely good guy, which can't be said for a whole lot of men in Hollywood tbh
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