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Every time I read the news, I die a little on the inside. But my outside looks great. I get compliments all the time! |
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Jun 10, 2019 16:11
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mountaincat posted:Every time I read the news, I die a little on the inside. But my outside looks great. I get compliments all the time! in your attic there's a portrait of you getting sadder CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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I put that picture in my dining room, and when my guests arrive, I say BEHOLD! BEHOLD A FACE TRANSFIGURED BY SADNESS! IN THE EYES WE CAN SEE HOW IT IS TO BE SADDLED WITH GREAT KNOWLEDGE AND CRIPPLED WITH IMPOTENCE! Honestly if it weren't for my canapés I think people would stop coming to my parties. |
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Jun 10, 2019 17:49
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mountaincat posted:I put that picture in my dining room, and when my guests arrive, I say BEHOLD! BEHOLD A FACE TRANSFIGURED BY SADNESS! IN THE EYES WE CAN SEE HOW IT IS TO BE SADDLED WITH GREAT KNOWLEDGE AND CRIPPLED WITH IMPOTENCE! Honestly if it weren't for my canapés I think people would stop coming to my parties. Eating my canape, "At least they didn't show us those garden gnomes of abandoned hopes and dreams." *creaking of a wheelbarrow on the far side of the dining room door* |
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Jun 11, 2019 13:05
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got any sevens posted:sometimes you just want the cheeseburger of eating rear end
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got any sevens posted:sometimes you just want the cheeseburger of eating rear end |
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got any sevens posted:sometimes you just want the Beyond Meat of eating rear end CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Jun 12, 2019 07:48
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You can't call those shirts "wifebeaters" anymore. Nowadays, the PC term is "partnerbeaters"
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Jun 14, 2019 07:42
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Christoph posted:You can't call those shirts "wifebeaters" anymore. Nowadays, the PC term is "partnerbeaters" Police pulling me over for wearing a "wifebeater" and demanding to see my marriage license. Currently in jail, please send tshirt for bail.
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Knock-knock... Who's there? Allah... Allah who? Allah hu akbar! Happy Ramadan! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 16, 2019 00:15
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Crazy New Idea We all know that girl clothes don't have pockets, or if they do, they're purely decorative. It's a holdover from the old days when women were expected to not need them, to use a purse or a handbag, etc. But in 2019 it just doesn't make any gosh darn sense. Well, what if—now, I know this idea is going to sound crazy, just absolutely bonkers, but bear with me—what if... ...just to reiterate, I *know* how crazy this idea is going to sound. But once you hear it, you're going to be like, "Oh, that is a good idea. How is that not already a thing? Have I just been living a lie, like there's some dimensional portal I slipped through where this thing that obviously should exist doesn't? Am I in the twilight zone? What the gently caress is going on?" And I know I sound like a raving lunatic right now, but I don't think that means you should discount what I have to say. Yes I have been known to *maybe* say some hosed up things *sometimes*, but I promise this idea is going to seriously knock your socks off. Just, like, whoa, dude. It's, like, just, wow! Yeah yeah, I can just see you now, nodding your head at the screen, thinking I'm not about to shatter your entire worldview with this epic idea. "He says he has a cool idea, but, I mean, am I supposed to take what this guy has to say at face value?" Yes, you should! Forget everything you thought you knew and just listen to me. Oh I see you rolling your eyes. You know what? Forget it. After all, I'm just the motherfucking Clowner, why listen to me anyway? Yeah you've convinced me, I'm not sharing my epic thought with you now. Instead I'm just going to keep it to myself. I hope you're happy with the knowledge that you're never going to experience my awesome brainchild. Good day, and gently caress you. |
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Jun 16, 2019 16:15
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Pockets made of skin. Your skin or someone else's. Coming soon: blood wallet, cartilage phone case. Only at Macy's. |
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Jun 16, 2019 19:18
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mountaincat posted:Pockets made of skin. Your skin or someone else's. Coming soon: blood wallet, cartilage phone case. Only at Macy's. there was an F Plus episode about bodymods where someone wanted to do this CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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ghost emoji posted:there was an F Plus episode about bodymods where someone wanted to do this Link |
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Putty posted:Link https://thefpl.us/episode/91 idk the actual timestamp CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Jun 16, 2019 20:05
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When you think about it, we are all just giant meat pockets, storing all those organs, bones and stuff.
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Jun 17, 2019 12:48
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Twenty Four posted:When you think about it, we are all just giant meat pockets, storing all those organs, bones and stuff. the human body is a sandwich CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Jun 17, 2019 18:03
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ghost emoji posted:the human body is a sandwich flesh calzone ---------------- |
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ghost emoji posted:the human body is a sandwich A sandwich performing hotdogs and once they die they become soup? This existence is starting to make sense.
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Twenty Four posted:When you think about it, we are all just giant meat pockets, storing all those organs, bones and stuff. hulk hogan did not invent the meat shoe 
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Jun 17, 2019 19:35
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Fu Manchu, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar |
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Jun 18, 2019 05:22
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ghost emoji posted:the human body is a sandwich what is man but a squirming hotdog? |
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"Imagine still using Facebook in 2019." I am holding my phone. No, I am at my computer. And here is my browser, yes, where I browse and search. But I have a shortcut to get to Facebook, because it saves time. Click! Now look at this! I already have an active session from before. I am scrolling in the browser, looking at all the posts. I can just scroll and scroll, looking at posts. I look away for a moment. In the corner of the screen is the date and time. It is 2019. |
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mountaincat posted:"Imagine still using Facebook in 2019." grim as all get out. b l e a k |
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They come from the land of the ice and snow With the jigsaw jazz and the jet fresh flow |
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Oceans 11 but the heist is taking a pen from your work |
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Jun 20, 2019 18:12
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Finger Prince posted:They come from the land of the ice and snow Hammer of the gods, drive our ships to new lands fight and cry, "Odelay I am coming" |
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Finger Prince posted:They come from the land of the ice and snow Immigration Song used to scare the poo poo out of me as a kid, it sounded like background music for a horror movie. I just looked at the lyrics, I did not know the song was about Vikings. I did not know that... Immigrant Song Led Zeppelin Ah-ah, ah! Ah-ah, ah! We come from the land of the ice and snow From the midnight sun, where the hot springs flow The hammer of the gods W'ell drive our ships to new lands To fight the horde, and sing and cry Valhalla, I am coming! On we sweep with threshing oar Our only goal will be the western shore Ah-ah, ah! Ah-ah, ah! We come from the land of the ice and snow From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow How soft your fields so green Can whisper tales of gore Of how we calmed the tides of war We are your overlords On we sweep with threshing oar Our only goal will be the western shore So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 20, 2019 22:40
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Jun 20, 2019 23:05
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:There's also allusion to Lord of the Rings in the Led Zepplin oeuvre. Misty Mountain Hop and Battle of Evermore 
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Jun 21, 2019 00:57
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C1SXCo-xSvk Viking kittens No sound? Sound! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k9jTonnpRo0 |
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Jun 21, 2019 03:52
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xcheopis posted:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C1SXCo-xSvk I love this, thank you! |
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Jun 21, 2019 13:49
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Jun 22, 2019 00:20
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You never know what you're going to get when you order a hamburger. There could be pink slime in there. Do you know what that is? I don't know either, but it's a thing for sure. Like I said, you never know what you are going to get. Get a pig face instead. It's fine, eat it, you can see what it is. It's a pig face. They make a tofu one if you're vegan. |
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Jun 22, 2019 02:26
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Socks4Hands posted:secred society nice portmanteau of secret/sacred, I'll have to remember that one! |
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mountaincat posted:You never know what you're going to get when you order a hamburger. There could be pink slime in there. Do you know what that is? I don't know either, but it's a thing for sure. Like I said, you never know what you are going to get. forrest gump's rejected advice ---------------- |
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