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chitoryu12 posted:A 7 foot pile of cinder blocks weighing 600 pounds will avoid crushing you because you have a helmet? I mean, it's a broken leg situation at worst (really, my biggest cringe factor was seeing that nobody was wearing shin guards).
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LanceHunter posted:I mean, it's a broken leg situation at worst (really, my biggest cringe factor was seeing that nobody was wearing shin guards). I'm not going to risk broken leg over a wacky zany youtube video make sure to smash that health insurance button.
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chitoryu12 posted:A 7 foot pile of cinder blocks weighing 600 pounds will avoid crushing you because you have a helmet? That’s like three cinder blocks kind of sliding into you and bouncing off at most.
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chitoryu12 posted:A 7 foot pile of cinder blocks weighing 600 pounds will avoid crushing you because you have a helmet? Winner takes the motorcycle
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Bad Munki posted:Winner takes the motorcycle The loser of cinderblock jenga dies. The winner dies in a motorcycle accident.
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Fallom posted:That’s like three cinder blocks kind of sliding into you and bouncing off at most. Yeah, a cinder block just bounces off my dude.
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Nenonen posted:Or a normal person on a bicycle. Jesus christ my skull would be so deformed from riding while drunk or during night if that was near my home. Now there is one light traffic underpass where I *barely* fit on my bike without lowering my head, but I still always instinctively do it anyway when I approach because I don't want to look like one of those trucks. Wear a helmet if you're so worried about hitting your head.
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Cojawfee posted:I don't know how you could think that a door with a window to the outside could somehow lead to a bathroom. The same way most lovely decisions are caused: intoxication and diarrhea. GotLag posted:Wear a helmet if you're so worried about hitting your head. I would not be worried about my head, I'd just be worried about the poor bridge.
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PittTheElder posted:drat. I definitely watched video of the Nedelin catastrophe (probably don't), sounds like that scaled up. It's exactly like that. But instead of blurry VHS security tapes featuring vague silhouettes, it's modern ultra high def footage with sound.
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Month into a neck injury , 2 weeks with a crick, then a 8 hour visit to the ER. Best the docs can give me is a few muscle relaxers and some 800 mg ibuprofen. Turns out boss at work coulda sent me to their doctor when it first happened but “I was needed for day to day operations” Murica
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a sexual elk posted:Month into a neck injury , 2 weeks with a crick, then a 8 hour visit to the ER. Best the docs can give me is a few muscle relaxers and some 800 mg ibuprofen. Turns out boss at work coulda sent me to their doctor when it first happened but “I was needed for day to day operations” Murica  I hate the opiod epidemic. Now when people legit have pain, they can't get the "good" painkillers because everyone is scared shitless of getting sued. I had a kidney stone about a decade ago, and got percocet to keep me hosed up for a solid month because they loving hurt. Got one last year and I got 8 vicoden (which made me itchy) and a shot of toradol. loving SSSSUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKEEEEEDDD.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:
Buy heroin because it’s easier than getting prescription opiates. Cheaper, too, if you don’t have health insurance.
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a sexual elk posted:Month into a neck injury , 2 weeks with a crick, then a 8 hour visit to the ER. Best the docs can give me is a few muscle relaxers and some 800 mg ibuprofen. Turns out boss at work coulda sent me to their doctor when it first happened but “I was needed for day to day operations” Murica
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fallin1 posted:That's illegal as poo poo btw. I don't think Elk are covered by OSHA regs.
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Powershift posted:I don't think Elk are covered by OSHA regs. well ackshually https://ravallirepublic.com/news/local/article_a34159e8-4f66-599a-89fc-d0426cb5265e.html I got to witness that osha investigation
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a sexual elk posted:Month into a neck injury , 2 weeks with a crick, then a 8 hour visit to the ER. Best the docs can give me is a few muscle relaxers and some 800 mg ibuprofen. Turns out boss at work coulda sent me to their doctor when it first happened but “I was needed for day to day operations” Murica My friend is a character worker at Universal and injured her back in a car crash in the parking garage while leaving. They told her that she can't be put on light duty because it technically wasn't an accident that occurred on the job, so her options are either stop working or work her hours with a back injury.
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Hoo boy. Glass floor of Willis Tower skydeck in Chicago fractures with folks standing on it: https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2019/06/11/protective-layer-of-willis-tower-skydeck-ledge-cracks-under-visitors-feet/ 
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Hoo boy. Glass floor of Willis Tower skydeck in Chicago fractures with folks standing on it: I like how this is the 2nd time this has happened. I'm tall and fat and have stood on this same spot without it cracking
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I'm terrified of heights so that would probably have still killed me via heart attack.
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wilderthanmild posted:I'm terrified of heights so that would probably have still killed me via heart attack. Are you a horse?
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Cojawfee posted:Are you a horse? Obviously not, they didn't think of ants and die
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Cojawfee posted:Are you a horse? I'm cheaper and probably can survive a broken leg.
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PittTheElder posted:Nedelin catastrophe Is this the one where a door to a labyrinth appears in a suburban home? Or is it a Hitman mission?
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The Wiggly Wizard posted:Is this the one where a door to a labyrinth appears in a suburban home? It's the one where someone accidentally pressed the Launch Rocket button much too early.
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haveblue posted:It's the one where someone accidentally pressed the Launch Rocket button much too early. Always check your staging.
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thatguy posted:well ackshually https://ravallirepublic.com/news/local/article_a34159e8-4f66-599a-89fc-d0426cb5265e.html "That URL... This is gonna be a Montana story, isn't it?"
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The most OSHA part of an air conditioner installation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf2XMT7Qqrg&t=1145s
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:"That URL... This is gonna be a Montana story, isn't it?" They died in idaho, but the outfitter whose guides died with the hunters works out of the bitterroot valley near missoula ya
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Did wound care on a young guy that had his foot run over by a riding mower. It was horribly split in half, long ways. He ended up losing it after a prolonged course of surgeries and wound care. Don't gently caress around with mowers.
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That's not how push-mowers work!!!
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Baronjutter posted:That's not how push-mowers work!!! Depends how gassy you are
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Azhais posted:Depends how gassy you are Why do you think they called it Spicy Stories? You don't get gas like that from food that isn't covered in demonic hell-spice.
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Perhaps if you're mowing a hillside?
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e: ugh, wine night, nm.
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