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PancakeTransmission
May 27, 2007

You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...


Plaster Town Cop

QuarkJets posted:

do you distribute them to people or do you just keep them in a little folder labeled "my peepee"

if you distribute them to people then it doesn't take a hacker genius breaking into your computer for them to get distributed, you stable genius

e: also nice admission of child porn possession on an internet forum lol
18/19 is still "teenager" champ

Anyway who cares. If some hacker steals it off someone's computer that isn't yours, then what are they gonna do with it? They don't know who you are. And assuming you didn't take full body shots with your face and driver's licence in the photo, nobody is going to know it's you either.

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nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747
every single morning of my life i send myself a nude and think of jesus

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.
I just ripped the band-aid off and got my teenage nudes tattooed onto my face; I like not having to be paranoid

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



I am only in favor of sending nudes if you grow out your beard and your bush so you can tie them together and send a picture

Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

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There's some kind of blackmail fetish called the timebomb challenge where you leave a flash drive with your nudes and your personal information somewhere. Most of it is probably one-handed typing but there definitely are some people who do it. God drat millennials.

Dazerbeams
Jul 8, 2009

Pinecone Sample posted:

There's some kind of blackmail fetish called the timebomb challenge where you leave a flash drive with your nudes and your personal information somewhere. Most of it is probably one-handed typing but there definitely are some people who do it. God drat millennials.

Bug chasing is also a thing so it’s not like we’re strangers to self destruction as a species.

But yeah, when women are judged over how slutty or pure we are, having nudes leaking can and will destroy a lady’s life. Reputation, job security, any current relationship. All of it might fall apart. I just can’t imagine taking that sort of gamble when I’m being asked to trust a man of all things. Tell me I’m being sexist and I’ll point you to a multitude of revenge porn sites.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Yeah I don't take nudes or even anything racy. Literally why would I do that when the benefit is 100% the other person's and the risk is 100% mine. But nudes are absolutely the norm to the point it's weirdly hard to date men without them. I guess nobody wants to buy a pig in a poke, but holy poo poo.

StrangersInTheNight posted:

What a small scared life that must be.
I mean, yes, most of live somewhere we can be fired any minute for any reason or no reason, and there's almost no safety net. Thanks for noticing

Dazerbeams
Jul 8, 2009

To be completely fair, I would trust nudes with my husband. Who I’ve been with for over 10 years. BUT neither of us trust the security of phones or computers so why bother?

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Xik posted:

The details are fuzzy coz my memory is garbage, but wasn't there a story in this thread where a dude had his nudes from when he was a teenager on a thumbdrive and he got done for CP or something?

Something to the effect of guy returned to his parents house and retrieved a thumb drive full of homegrown porn of him and his highschool girlfriend from his old room and took it home where his wife or girlfriend found it and called the police on him.

IIRC his defense was "but how can it be illegal - its me!"

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Nudes seem dumb and pointless. My wife and I see each other naked in person literally every day. I wouldn't want to receive nudes. And lol at sending them.

I'm 36, just to add that generational detail.

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.
Just don't put your face in them?
There's a poo poo tonne of naked pictures on the internet

I'm fairly certain my dingus is floating about on a few websites, but who's ever going to know?

Dazerbeams
Jul 8, 2009

Haven't we seen plenty of examples in this thread where tattoos, birthmarks, or even the background has given away the identity of the person?

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.
I mean, I had to photoshop out a girl's tattoos for posting online, it's pretty trivial with even free software

Otherwise, just frame your picture better

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca



AITA for confronting my husband about a fake silicone penis he wears?

quote:

So there’s this sex toy site we use to buy toys from sometimes which we use one of our joint accounts to pay for. The site has a unique name it appears as on bills mainly for discretion. My husband was sorting out his own personal bills and out of plain curiosity and interest I just looked at one of the slips and noticed that site was on the bill from a while back. It seemed weird that it was on there as we always use our joint account for that stuff. So I did a bit of snooping around the house looking for what it could have been and I found a silicone limp penis (almost like a dildo but limp). When I cross referenced this with the site it turns out to be a toy that guys can wear in their pants to make them seem ‘bigger’. So I confronted him about this and he was really embarrassed. He said he didn’t do it for anyone but himself because he wanted to feel more masculine and better about himself. Since then things have been a little awkward between us. He seems quite embarrassed and is generally less talkative than he usually is. AITA?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Look at this bougie motherfucker too good for a rolled up sock.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
Funny how prevalent fake tits and asses are and noone bats an eye, but wearing a fake dick is weird?

Yes, it is weird.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
AITA (or would I be) if I quit the trade job my dad got for me because the boss is sort of abusive and I can't wake up in time for the start time (ever)?

quote:

Using a throwaway because I just don't need people breathing down my neck for weeks on my regular account if it turns out ITA. And I might be, at least on paper I am.

I just graduated high school and I planned on going to community college to get some prereqs done because my grades were so bad (but I got a 31 on ACT) that I'd have to take basic classes just to get to 101 level. But I decided this summer that I really just want to get to work and not go to college at all. I had planned on doing nothing this summer (like NOTHING) but as soon as I said I wasn't going to Pima my parents were like "you need a job" so my dad got me a job working for his HVAC subcon. On paper its a sick job because it pays so amazing, it has benefits and I start getting vacation time right away (which I already used by being late just about every day). But here's the deal. I just can't wake up to get there in time. Like no matter how many alarms I set or how early I go to be I can't wake up. I just can't. We have a 9am start time because the contract is redewing the AC in BIA homes on Tohono and we have to be there when people aren't home and I can't get there. I told my boss that maybe it would be cool that instead of me working from 9 to 4 (with clean up from 4 to 5) I could come in at like 11 and work until 7 but this is where he said "you're a loving idiot, I'm supposed to let my newest worker unsupervised when people are in their loving houses?" After that I just want to quit I don't need to be talked to like that. When I told my mom I wasn't going in today and was quitting she was nice about it but said that my dad would probably kick me out since this subcon is one of his work friends. I told her I know the girl who manages the Bruegger's Bagles in Rita and she will let me work there and I can do closing. My mom said I'm trading a $50k starting salary for minimum wage and that makes me stupid and I should just get my rear end out of bed. I should be getting on the road out to Tohono but I just want to go back to sleep right now.

Would I be the rear end in a top hat if I quit this job?

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Piell posted:

AITA (or would I be) if I quit the trade job my dad got for me because the boss is sort of abusive and I can't wake up in time for the start time (ever)?

Oh gently caress you, kid.

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Piell posted:

AITA (or would I be) if I quit the trade job my dad got for me because the boss is sort of abusive and I can't wake up in time for the start time (ever)?

Goddamn pro spoiler usage there

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
He's not an rear end in a top hat, just immensely stupid and lazy.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Piell posted:

AITA (or would I be) if I quit the trade job my dad got for me because the boss is sort of abusive and I can't wake up in time for the start time (ever)?

Fuckin lmao

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Piell posted:

AITA (or would I be) if I quit the trade job my dad got for me because the boss is sort of abusive and I can't wake up in time for the start time (ever)?

The good news is he's NTA, it's very decent of him to step aside so that the job can go to someone who deserves it more than him.

Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

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Leon Einstein posted:

Funny how prevalent fake tits and asses are and noone bats an eye, but wearing a fake dick is weird?

Yes, it is weird.

I kinda want to let people do whatever they want to make them happier with their body image, although there's plenty of predatory industries devoted to making you feel bad to spend the money to fix the problem they made/made worse.

That said, I think tucking my real dick and balls behind a fake dick and balls would feel actually emasculating no matter how much it seems to look 'good'

OH NO I just imagined how that thing must smell as a daily rider

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Piell posted:

AITA (or would I be) if I quit the trade job my dad got for me because the boss is sort of abusive and I can't wake up in time for the start time (ever)?

ahhhahaha. looked up the thread and this gave me a good chuckle

quote:

I mean I'm not arguing but a teacher at my school got fired for cussing at the student. The boss cussed at me.

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca



Pinecone Sample posted:

I kinda want to let people do whatever they want to make them happier with their body image, although there's plenty of predatory industries devoted to making you feel bad to spend the money to fix the problem they made/made worse.

That said, I think tucking my real dick and balls behind a fake dick and balls would feel actually emasculating no matter how much it seems to look 'good'

OH NO I just imagined how that thing must smell as a daily rider

Im just thinking that no one is gonna notice your limp monster dong around the office unless you're wearing skinny jeans or tight spandex all the time.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
He's obviously gets a sexual thrill out of wearing it.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Giant twist: 'fake dong husband' and 'constant boner boss' are one and the same

Don Corneo
Nov 5, 2004
Hohi Hohi

Piell posted:

AITA (or would I be) if I quit the trade job my dad got for me because the boss is sort of abusive and I can't wake up in time for the start time (ever)?

The little side note about how he expected to leech off his parents while doing absolutely nothing really makes it. I deal with people like this all the time and they manage to be even worse in person.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

datajugend posted:

ahhhahaha. looked up the thread and this gave me a good chuckle

Oh my God this kid is just :discourse:

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
Are loving idiots a protected class? I'm thinking no

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

datajugend posted:

ahhhahaha. looked up the thread and this gave me a good chuckle

Is this it, an actual snowflake?

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

TheMaskedUgly posted:

I mean, I had to photoshop out a girl's tattoos for posting online, it's pretty trivial with even free software

Otherwise, just frame your picture better
yeah no there's definitely distinguishing features, even stuff you wouldn't think of like patterns of moles or unusual body types.

"just photoshop out all of your moles"

Okay so now I'm posing against a blank white wall, taking 50 headless nudes, choosing the sexiest, and then spending half an hour with the clone stamp, to send to some rando who's sent me a pic of his dick on a dirty toilet, so he can jerk off which he would be doing to porn stars anyway. Literally why would I spend all that time and effort for absolutely no benefit to me

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
He can't go to sleep earlier; he stays up playing Anthem and looking at porn.

For real.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Anne Whateley posted:

Literally why would I spend all that time and effort for absolutely no benefit

gently caress if I know. It's amazing anyone does it.

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
imagine that guy at like 30 thinking back on how he quit his 50k job for a minimum wage bagle shop just so he could sleep an hour or two extra. thats gonna be some punishment

JosephSkunk
Dec 16, 2003
Yes, evidently you had misperceived it as rain.

Please don't slobo shame we can be better than this

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Limp dick guy is sad. Whenever I want to feel good about my penis I just wrap it around my neck like a scarf, jump in my convertible El Dorado, and drive down Pacific Coastal Highway with my cock head flapping in the wind and an FDR style cigarette holder in my mouth.

Gotta be really careful not to get aroused though otherwise it's like having a boa constrictor around my neck.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

datajugend posted:

imagine that guy at like 30 thinking back on how he quit his 50k job for a minimum wage bagle shop just so he could sleep an hour or two extra. thats gonna be some punishment

Overly optimistic that he'll ever be able to generate that level of self reflection

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

datajugend posted:

ahhhahaha. looked up the thread and this gave me a good chuckle

Ha. We had a girl try to do a really dramatic quitting on Wednesday and intentionally start a big argument with me as a form of mutiny because we wouldn't give her more money and authority. She tried bringing up that when she was being completely insubordinate and saying that I had no authority over her that I had said "I'm the Executive loving Director, yes I do" (meaning I'm her immediate boss and one of the most powerful people in the company) and that was abuse that she would report legally.

I looked it up. As long as you're not being discriminatory, cursing at your employees isn't illegal.

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ad090
Oct 4, 2013

claws for alarm
AITA for cutting my son off financially b/c I distrust/disapprove of his new gf?

quote:

Preparing to be called the rear end in a top hat but here goes... My son is 24 and disabled so his job prospects are very limited. I give him some money (~60% of his total income) every month to pay his rent and buy essentials with. His mother (we’re divorced) also gives him a little bit of money. His disability payments are minuscule and would not even cover 1/3 of his rent. He’s been taking online classes hoping to get some kind of remote IT role, which could really work out for him one day.

But three months he had news that made my heart drop. He found a girlfriend for the first time but this woman is not only 8 years older than him, she’s also pregnant with someone else’s child. He says she’s an abuse victim escaping her violent ex and they met online but she’s already moved in with him AND she’s already changed her online profile name to his last name despite not being married (he said she did it for safety reasons. Now he’s excited to be the father of her baby and start their lives together.

This meant taking a pause on his education, his goals, everything just to take care of her and her child. I told him I had to put my foot down and if he chooses this then I can’t support him financially. He was distraught and begged me but I said no. I can’t give him money to raise someone else’s child and waste his own life.

My ex wife is furious because she says I’m sabotaging his happiness and trying to control him with money. I just don’t trust his girlfriend and her intentions and I don’t feel right funding this kind of lifestyle. At least before I knew that my money was helping him to become self-sustainable one day (I was also paying for his classes) but now I know any money I give him will be an indefinite thing since neither of them can work. But on the other hand he really does seem happy despite all the alarm bells going off for me. AITA?

Edit: To everyone asking what he would do about rent, if I cut him off it wouldn’t be all at once. His 2 year lease is ending in October, so I would naturally end rent payments there and he’d have to find a place he can afford himself without me as co-signer.

As for the other expenses, most of that went towards his schooling. I would also naturally end that since he’s no longer taking the courses.

But the biggest thing is still rent. His mother and I had initially decided that it would be best if he could move out and get a nice apartment downtown so he could see his friends and have a better social life than being stuck in the burbs. But obviously rent there is far far more than what his disability would ever cover. I paid it thinking it would help him get a good job and be self-sufficient one day.

So he is mostly upset over the thought of moving. On his disability + my ex’s support he would only be able to afford either a tiny studio or a very rundown one bedroom apartment in much less desirable area.

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