- cumshitter
- Sep 27, 2005
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by Fluffdaddy
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My husband and I had t-shirts made with our nudes on them. I wear a t-shirt with his nudes, he wears one with mine. I guess it might annoy some people because it's one of those "cute coupley" things people do, but I love my husband too much to care.
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- HIJK
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in the room where you sleep
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I only know a couple women who had their nudes actually get out on revenge porn sites, and they had to do a ton of DMCA takedowns and googlebombing and poo poo. But I also know probably 5-10 women who were blackmailed by exes threatening to send their nudes to their families, current boyfriends, etc. Neither one sounds fun!!
come on now enjoy the exhibitionist thrill of your bitter and vengeful ex sending your boss your nudes 
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Jun 14, 2019 18:36
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- Yawgmoth
- Sep 10, 2003
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This post is cursed!
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I was on her side until
absolutely nope, I am now on team boyfriend. I can't even stand what a pain in the rear end it is when friends have hue lightbulbs
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Jun 14, 2019 18:36
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- Power Khan
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by Fritz the Horse
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Sry if this was posted before, but lol
AITA for leaving my date to "die"?
Bit of background (sorry I suck at explaining things) , I (M21) was walking this girl (F22) home from our first date. We met each other 2 weeks ago on tinder and decided to meet irl. We were walking through this sketchy looking neighborhood (looked old and broken down) when all of us sudden I hear gunshots. My date screamed and I immediately go "gently caress this" and run as fast and far away as I can. My date texted me an hour later, telling me it was just firecrackers (in my defense I've never heard a gunshot in real life before) and called me an rear end in a top hat and a pussy for leaving her there alone for dead (she thought they were gunshots too until she saw for herself that they weren't). My view is that I just met her two weeks ago, I sure as hell ain't gonna risk her slowing me down by waiting for her at the cost of my life. I value my life way more than hers (sounds harsh but it's true). Also why the hell did she need to be with me to run away, couldn't she have just ran herself? Also I'd rather be an alive pussy then a dead one. I think its just survival instincts, but I might as well ask if I'm the rear end in a top hat
EDIT/Update/Info/Idkwtftocallthis: Alright guys I've had a wank and calmed down a bit. The responses were a bit mixed but most leaned towards YTA because I didn't check up on her and yes I completely owe up to that. I should have checked to see if she was ok instead of just assuming she was dead, I tend to do these things sometimes and the thought hadn't even crossed my mind so definitely need to work on that. She's blocked me, probably for the better since I was gonna dump her anyways (she was a lot snobbier irl than on tinder and was rude to the waiter) though I definitely didn't expect THAT to be the way it ended. Also to those calling me a coward: yes I am and I'm proud dammit. I survived a shooting because of it (I know it was just firecrackers but I'm gonna make them gunshots in my head to feel better about myself). Anyways I'm gonna go back on tinder.
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Jun 14, 2019 18:41
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- MasBrillante
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Sry if this was posted before, but lol
AITA for leaving my date to "die"?
Bit of background (sorry I suck at explaining things) , I (M21) was walking this girl (F22) home from our first date. We met each other 2 weeks ago on tinder and decided to meet irl. We were walking through this sketchy looking neighborhood (looked old and broken down) when all of us sudden I hear gunshots. My date screamed and I immediately go "gently caress this" and run as fast and far away as I can. My date texted me an hour later, telling me it was just firecrackers (in my defense I've never heard a gunshot in real life before) and called me an rear end in a top hat and a pussy for leaving her there alone for dead (she thought they were gunshots too until she saw for herself that they weren't). My view is that I just met her two weeks ago, I sure as hell ain't gonna risk her slowing me down by waiting for her at the cost of my life. I value my life way more than hers (sounds harsh but it's true). Also why the hell did she need to be with me to run away, couldn't she have just ran herself? Also I'd rather be an alive pussy then a dead one. I think its just survival instincts, but I might as well ask if I'm the rear end in a top hat
EDIT/Update/Info/Idkwtftocallthis: Alright guys I've had a wank and calmed down a bit. The responses were a bit mixed but most leaned towards YTA because I didn't check up on her and yes I completely owe up to that. I should have checked to see if she was ok instead of just assuming she was dead, I tend to do these things sometimes and the thought hadn't even crossed my mind so definitely need to work on that. She's blocked me, probably for the better since I was gonna dump her anyways (she was a lot snobbier irl than on tinder and was rude to the waiter) though I definitely didn't expect THAT to be the way it ended. Also to those calling me a coward: yes I am and I'm proud dammit. I survived a shooting because of it (I know it was just firecrackers but I'm gonna make them gunshots in my head to feel better about myself). Anyways I'm gonna go back on tinder.
I couldn’t hope for funnier than him assuming she was dead. Christ.
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Jun 14, 2019 18:44
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- Rubellavator
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Sry if this was posted before, but lol
AITA for leaving my date to "die"?
Bit of background (sorry I suck at explaining things) , I (M21) was walking this girl (F22) home from our first date. We met each other 2 weeks ago on tinder and decided to meet irl. We were walking through this sketchy looking neighborhood (looked old and broken down) when all of us sudden I hear gunshots. My date screamed and I immediately go "gently caress this" and run as fast and far away as I can. My date texted me an hour later, telling me it was just firecrackers (in my defense I've never heard a gunshot in real life before) and called me an rear end in a top hat and a pussy for leaving her there alone for dead (she thought they were gunshots too until she saw for herself that they weren't). My view is that I just met her two weeks ago, I sure as hell ain't gonna risk her slowing me down by waiting for her at the cost of my life. I value my life way more than hers (sounds harsh but it's true). Also why the hell did she need to be with me to run away, couldn't she have just ran herself? Also I'd rather be an alive pussy then a dead one. I think its just survival instincts, but I might as well ask if I'm the rear end in a top hat
EDIT/Update/Info/Idkwtftocallthis: Alright guys I've had a wank and calmed down a bit. The responses were a bit mixed but most leaned towards YTA because I didn't check up on her and yes I completely owe up to that. I should have checked to see if she was ok instead of just assuming she was dead, I tend to do these things sometimes and the thought hadn't even crossed my mind so definitely need to work on that. She's blocked me, probably for the better since I was gonna dump her anyways (she was a lot snobbier irl than on tinder and was rude to the waiter) though I definitely didn't expect THAT to be the way it ended. Also to those calling me a coward: yes I am and I'm proud dammit. I survived a shooting because of it (I know it was just firecrackers but I'm gonna make them gunshots in my head to feel better about myself). Anyways I'm gonna go back on tinder.
This dude sounds okay
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Jun 14, 2019 18:45
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- WeedlordGoku69
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by Cyrano4747
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It’s really easy for a bunch of men to say it’s no big deal to send nudes when they’ll never have to deal with the consequences. You know what provides sexual intimacy? Spending actual time together rather than have wank material at your fingertips.
i uh
i'm pretty sure if my dick got spread around the internet i'd have a not-fun time
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Jun 14, 2019 18:54
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- Power Khan
- Aug 20, 2011
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by Fritz the Horse
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Thinking about the dude who shoved his wife on the mugger and ran.
Lol
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Jun 14, 2019 18:55
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- Sagebrush
- Feb 26, 2012
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ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
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those leaked butthole shots have the potential to backfire.
Maybe see a doctor or something
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Jun 14, 2019 18:58
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- Power Khan
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by Fritz the Horse
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Maybe see a doctor or something
He's speaking about tubgirl
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- Mr. Fall Down Terror
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by Fluffdaddy
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This is one of those cases where flipping the genders would make it vastly more stereotypical and have everyone dogpiling the Simone Giertz wannabe. I get wanting your living space to represent yourself, but "herself" in this instance sounds like a perpetual college freshman. A lofted bed with bean bag chairs? really? May as well hang some christmas lights around the apartment and hook those up to her wacky automation at that point. That's not even getting into the constant mess of broken toys she has laying around, which would absolutely drive me crazy.
eh, it sounds like an age gap thing - 25f is still enjoying her adult independence to the pee wee herman fullest and 30m is ready to settle down and nest with ikea's best
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- hevnz 2 murgatroyd
- Apr 13, 2018
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AITA for leaving my date to "die"?
Alright guys I've had a wank and calmed down a bit.
Finding it hard to dislike this guy
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- ParserGirl
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I heard a bang and so everyone around me must be dead.
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Jun 14, 2019 19:42
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- CoasterMaster
- Aug 13, 2003
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The Emperor of the Rides
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A little off the normal trail for this thread, but:
FEMALE SEEKING ROOMMATE IN EAST ATLANTA VILLAGE July 1 (/r/atlanta)
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(this is a repost. I had someone but she just got a promotion and backed out. I need someone by July 1st ahhhh 😭😭😭)
I've had great luck finding roommates on Reddit, (Facebook not so much, but that is another story for another time). A history on my good roommates: One left to go work for Google, One left to live in Portland, One bought a house, One moved in with her boyfriend, and my current, beautiful, best roommate ever is leaving me to go live in Orlando with her boyfriend (I hope they break up and she moves back because I LOVE HER). Paiten has been here a year and I do not have a single complaint about her. She is not only a roommate, but a friend. She agreed to help me find her replacement. I've lived in this house a very long time and don't ever plan on moving out.
Its an older house (lots of character) decorated like an Anthopologie store. Its very warm and cozy here. Your bedroom is unfurnished. The rest of the house is completely furnished so please do not bring anything other than bedroom stuff. Of course if you need to bring something that's fine but there's simply no more room for more big furniture. i have an attic too. There is driveway parking. I have a cat that goes back and forth with me to my boyfriends house. I had chickens but TESS AND HANNAH on the next door app reported me, so I had to give them away. I have a screened-in front porch and a fenced in backyard with a makeshift fire pit. There is only one bathroom, but that has never been a problem before. Walking distance to EAV and Glenwood park. 5 minutes to L5P. My next door neighbor is friends with The Black Lips so sometimes my friends and I get to listen to them practice from my porch. I do have to mention that my other neighbor, Darrelllllllllll ,58, is "in love with me" and gets on my nerves but he has never bothered my roommates. and if he does I will fight him in the street. lol oh, and I have a TRAMPOLINE! (a tree just fell on it so I need to get a couple replacement parts).
About me, girl, this place is your dream come true. I am usually ONLY home on Mondays and some Tuesdays. I mostly live with my boyfriend in buckhead because his house is a 3 minute drive to work. When I am here, I sit on the front porch (where I am writing this) until its time to go to bed. I am usually very out of the way. Not to toot my own horn, but I am very fun! I get told I'm the life of the party often. I have a lot of friends all over Georgia. This past Saturday I got my East Atlanta girls together and we went out. We were only home, on the porch, for a few hours to wait on everyone to get here and to pregame and then we walked to EAV and tore the village up. Best night ever. If you move in with me OF COURSE I would invite you to everything. I also COMPLETELY understand if you love staying home. Just expect me to come home drunk with thousands of compliments because I'm very affectionate. I've learned a lot about myself the past 4 years and I understand and accept that I'm not for everyone. Some of my traits that some may see as a downfall or find refreshing are, I am very unfiltered and straight forward. That does not translate to I'm mean.If you are insecure or get offended easily, please be self actualized and know it probably wont work out. I'm very sweet but I work on keeping a high moral compass and will speak up if I see someone mistreated. And If you lived with me, you would automatically become one of my "babies" and you would take priority over anyone who is a guest in this house. This is your house now. For example, If we were short a chair, I would give you mine. I host a lot of parties at Alex's (bf) in Buckhead, he has a nice courtyard. I just finished with the 6 week game of thrones night, but now that summer is here we will probably have a weekly cookout. I'm also organizing a Dungeons and Dragons night for the boys. YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME to come to anything I have going on. I hate bragging on myself, but I have a skill for meeting someone and knowing exactly who to introduce them to and I help other people create new friendships and feel like they are apart of the group. I have friends from 19-67. ugh enough about me. That was so painful, but whatever, I'm a decent person. I hope you like me.
Rules about the house: NO HARD DRUGS are to come through my doors. One of my roommates had a guest over and I walked in the bathroom to him passed on on the toilet....using. I will call the hell out of some cops. (moral compass). Don't try to drive out of my house drunk. If you can't afford an uber, i will get you one. I would hate for something to happen to you and I would be left with the guilt of not doing the best I could to help you. 420 friendly. Wine bff friendly. As long as you are safe and aren't putting me and my name on this house in danger, your business is your business. I'm not super down to host big parties at my house. I have mostly decorated with sentimental antiques passed down to me from my family, and my cat is a little bitch and if not watched will run out the door. My cat, clover is the most affectionate creature in the world. Up to you, but you may want to close your door when you sleep because she cuddles HARD and loves everyoneee. If you have pets and want to bring them, we'll talk about it but it should be fine. I just put down my 14 year old bff shih-tzu so it would be nice. I would also like if we were co-parents to all of our animals. If I didn't have time to take clover to Alex's I'd hope you'd love her as your own. My current roommates cat sleeps with me and we share the responsibility of our kids. If she is out of town, he is my cat until she comes home.
Oddities: Ok, here is where I may scare you away. My dad killed himself 2 months ago (I am ok) but the night he passed I was on the porch and a car came to a screeching halt to let this opossum waddle his fatass up in my yard. Me and Paiten have been putting out my left over dog food from my dog I just put down for him. and he comes on the porch and lets me get very close to him. I know I'm crazy but I call him my dad reincarnated. If you have a thing against opossums, please look them up. They are not rodents, but marsupials. North America's only marsupial. They kill snakes, eat ticks and roaches. They do not carry rabies. I still don't touch him but he is the protector of my yard and he is very welcome here. I also plan to get a few bird feeders. While writing this a blue jay came on the porch a took a little of the dog food. There is also two birds nests on the porch with what I think are baby wrens. I feel like Cinderella. I just gotta train them to pick out my clothes for me lol.
Nitty gritty: MOVE IN DATE IS JULY 1ST. rent is $700 on the 1st. Utilities are split 50/50 ranging $100-$200 depending on A/C. security deposit $300. If you can not pay these bills please don't waste my time. I've had two bad roommates try to screw me over and I have taken their booties to court and I got my money and now they have evictions on their records. I have a lawyer and I'm a bad bitch and you will have a worse time trying to screw me over. Not trying to scare anyone but I am nice and people have tried to take advantage of my sympathy for them. Sometimes I have a maid come over. We will split that. It's $40 each. but he only comes like twice a year. I will require a background check (I think its $15) and three references. An employer, A past roommate, and you can choose the third. I would also like to see a bank statement or pay stubs. I feel bad that I cannot just go on anyone's word and trust them without proof, but I need to cover my butt. Taking people to court after they haven't paid a dime in 2 months is extremely taxing and I do not want to do it again if I don't have to. We will get to the Nitty Gritty after you've came over to meet me & Paiten, see the house, and have a glass of wine with me 
Overall: Its a nice place to live and I'm a great roommate and you will mostly have the house to yourself. I am only looking for females, because I'll be damned if I have to wear pants in my own home. message me here, and I'll send you my number.
I know guys have a hard time with this so let me repeat. Do not message me saying "I know you said you're only looking for girls but I'm a nice guy..." Act like you've heard the word no before and respect it. Loveee guys, but I don't want to live with one. mostly because I don't want to wear pants, And If I need to borrow eyeliner you are no use to me. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
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Jun 14, 2019 19:45
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- cumshitter
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by Fluffdaddy
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I've had some time masturbedidate on it and,
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Jun 14, 2019 19:46
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- Anne Whateley
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didn't bold the best part
quote:Also to those calling me a coward: yes I am and I'm proud dammit. I survived a shooting because of it (I know it was just firecrackers but I'm gonna make them gunshots in my head to feel better about myself).
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Jun 14, 2019 19:48
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- hevnz 2 murgatroyd
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by Smythe
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I've had some time masturbedidate on it and,
I've opened my third eye (and put a butt plug in it)
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Jun 14, 2019 19:49
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- Power Khan
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by Fritz the Horse
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do americans use the phrase "have a wank"? because i'm trying to think of a country that would use that phrase that has a significant gun crime problem which makes this even funnier
He was startled by the distinct clicking of a fork drawn in anger.
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Jun 14, 2019 19:55
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- Frank Frank
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Mirrored
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Thinking about the dude who shoved his wife on the mugger and ran.
Lol
George Costanza at that kid’s birthday party when a fire broke out.
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Jun 14, 2019 19:55
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- Tetramin
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I'ma buck you up.
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Car delivery service left my vehicle flipped on its SIDE blocking an entire lane of a major boulevard, marked it as "delivered" and left with my money before police could arrive
Posted for the pics
https://imgur.com/a/FRRM0
Lol I randomly skipped really far back in the thread and saw this. I think it deserves a bump
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Jun 14, 2019 20:01
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- welcome
- Jun 28, 2002
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rail slut
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Does anybody have the one where the kid's older brothers built him a tombstone after he swore at their mom?
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Jun 14, 2019 20:07
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- FactsAreUseless
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Surviving a shooting isn't that difficult, there are elementary school kids in America who do that every day
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Jun 14, 2019 20:08
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- TheMaskedUgly
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Let's play a different game.
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I am only in favor of sending nudes if you grow out your beard and your bush so you can tie them together and send a picture
That guy has some serious growing up to do with respect to beard and pube growth potential after 1 year
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Jun 14, 2019 20:12
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- Sagebrush
- Feb 26, 2012
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ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
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I wasn't aware that "growing out" your pubes past a couple of inches was a thing that could happen
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- coolskull
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I wasn't aware that "growing out" your pubes past a couple of inches was a thing that could happen
not for quitters like you it isn’t
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Jun 14, 2019 20:19
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This is from justnomil so there are an obnoxious amount of acronyms and a lengthy back story but it's worth powering on, skip to the bold for the good stuff.
How NC lead to the dealing with the police and a broken nose - UPDATE Family Dinner
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When we left off, my awesome BIL called a family diner meeting to discuss my MIL trying to kidnap my DD. We fielded calls from all of my DWs siblings before we even made it to dinner. So by the time Sunday rolled around, everyone was up to speed, and MIL was still in jail. All of DWs siblings are firmly in our corner, and have refused to bail her out or help her retain a lawyer.
The police executed the search warrant on MILs apartment, and it was hand the rocks the cradle scary. There were well over 100 pics of DD around. According to the DA, based on these, she was either stalking us or hired someone to follow us. She had an entire bedroom set up for DD, full of toys, and they found a copy of DD's birth certificate, and applications for passports. The scariest thing was she had multiple print out of death certificates and she had apparently been trying to photoshop DW and my names on them. It appears that she was trying to create the fake death certificates so she could get DD a passport.
A week after she was arrested she went back in front of the judge with a public defender requesting that her bail be lowered, or she be outright released. The DA, used that opportunity to use the information found during the search to convince the judge to deny her bail. So she has been locked up for almost a month now, she had her phone privileges revoked after the first week for calling all of her children over 100 times each. So at least things have been quiet.
We had the hearing for the restraining order, and have been granted a permanent order. The restraining over covers DW and I, DS, DD, and any future children. The judge who presided over the hearing told MIL that she (the judge) felt that MIL was an obvious threat to our safety and that she only wished she could have her locked up until the kids are adults. She told us that we need to understand the restraining order is just the first step in protecting ourselves, and she urged us to do whatever we feel is necessary to stay safe. We were also able to use an option called a 209 order, so that she will have have access to our address or other contact information.
Since the hearing, I have gotten a promotion at work and we are moving. We are not leaving the area, as we want to stay close to the rest of our family but a new residence was mandatory.
DD is doing great, she is in therapy, as are DW and I. The therapist thinks that we will not have to bring DD in much longer, she is bouncing back and acting like her normal self again.
MIL has a court date, to face the charges in September. So as she will be locked up until then, I don't think I will be updating until then.
Thanks for all the kind words, and advise.
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Jun 14, 2019 20:19
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- cumshitter
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by Fluffdaddy
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I wasn't aware that "growing out" your pubes past a couple of inches was a thing that could happen
In some species, yes. A rat's pubes never stop growing, which is why they must constantly groom their dicks to keep them from growing out too far. This is lightly alluded to in the Arthur episode where Mr. Ratberg gets gay married.
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Jun 14, 2019 20:20
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- Grape
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Happily shilling for China!
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Anyone claiming it would be no big deal to have their nudes made public access are revealing themselves to be NEETs or some poo poo because what the hell planet are you from.
It's definitely true that it's a bigger concern for women, but like... I drat sure know my job could be annihilated by such stuff being out there and found by people I know irl.
Anyone can have their poo poo wrecked by that potentially and it's not exactly hard to suss out how and why.
Congrats on not being scandalized by nudity or whatever, but maybe be scared of the real world where society is. And especially in the case of women.
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Jun 14, 2019 20:27
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This is from justnomil so there are an obnoxious amount of acronyms and a lengthy back story but it's worth powering on, skip to the bold for the good stuff.
How NC lead to the dealing with the police and a broken nose - UPDATE Family Dinner
What the hell is a DD and DW?
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Jun 14, 2019 20:32
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- hawowanlawow
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What the hell is a DD and DW?
Dear daughter, dear wife
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Jun 14, 2019 20:33
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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- chitoryu12
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...wh-why can't you just say wife
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Cat Army 
~*communicating with your partner*~
