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Beachcomber posted:I'd also really like to hear Donald say all that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxza96txkcA
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X-O posted:I say this as someone that has seen every Donald Duck cartoon and read hundreds of Donald and Scrooge comics. Donald Duck on no planet would ever say something like the first panel. Not even if he talked in his Don Cheadle voice?
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Jun 14, 2019 10:18
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X-O posted:I say this as someone that has seen every Donald Duck cartoon and read hundreds of Donald and Scrooge comics. Donald Duck on no planet would ever say something like the first panel. 90% of the hilarity of Kingdom Hearts comes from watching Disney characters do overwrought JRPG things. I'm all for it.
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site posted:Tbh the fan translation is actually the better choice there That has never been true in the history of time.
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Jun 14, 2019 11:20
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Donald Duck should never speak.
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Jun 14, 2019 11:23
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The only good part of Kingdom Hearts was when Goofy fuckin' died for real.
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X-O posted:I say this as someone that has seen every Donald Duck cartoon and read hundreds of Donald and Scrooge comics. Donald Duck on no planet would ever say something like the first panel. You pure soul you truly have not ever had to see kingdom hearts...I envy you.
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Jun 14, 2019 12:06
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I did not know until now that I needed Donald to read the works of Slavoj Žižek.
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prefect posted:Donald Duck should never speak. Woah, hey, don't poo poo on the poor guy. If all the other Disney ducks are any indication, he's just got a horrible speech impediment. He can't help it. (Also, as someone with a small child who watches the Disney channel constantly.. I have to agree.)
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New Leaf posted:Woah, hey, don't poo poo on the poor guy. If all the other Disney ducks are any indication, he's just got a horrible speech impediment. He can't help it. Donald Duck speaking is fine as long as everything around it is written in such a way that you don't need to understand what he's saying.
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Donald Duck is quite articulate in comics. And in kingdom hearts he's a wizard from a castle at the nexus of reality or some poo poo? It's like Amber but with disney movies. The fan translation is not perfect, but the professional translation seems to be assuming a weirdly low reading level for its audience.
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Doc Hawkins posted:Donald Duck is quite articulate in comics. And in kingdom hearts he's a wizard from a castle at the nexus of reality or some poo poo? It's like Amber but with disney movies. It's a series starring Donald Duck and George G Geef. Of course it's for babies
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Oh man Geefy is in those games too? I love him! He's my favorite Disney character after Chap and Doyle.
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I think I waited long enough to post this, but SPOILERS from Immortal Hulk 19.
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Exit Strategy posted:The only good part of Kingdom Hearts was when Goofy fuckin' died for real. What about when Donald died after casting the most powerful spell in Final Fantasy history in Kingdom Hearts 3?
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Chinston Wurchill posted:I think I waited long enough to post this, but SPOILERS from Immortal Hulk 19. I'd love some context on that..
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New Leaf posted:I'd love some context on that.. Immortal Hulk deals with the fact that the Gamma Irradiated characters just can't die. Like hulk, they always come back. Betty was shot by Bushwhacker and reverted to her old Harpy form, but Red cuz of Red She Hulk. She spent the issue graphically offing mercs and ruminating on violence, and her relationship with Bruce. When she finally gets to Bruce, his limbs and eyes had been destroyed by the weird hand face Abomination's (Rick Jones) acid. As he was begging for help, she instead ripped out his heart and ate it.
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good day for a bris posted:Immortal Hulk deals with the fact that the Gamma Irradiated characters just can't die. Like hulk, they always come back. Betty was shot by Bushwhacker and reverted to her old Harpy form, but Red cuz of Red She Hulk. She spent the issue graphically offing mercs and ruminating on violence, and her relationship with Bruce. When she finally gets to Bruce, his limbs and eyes had been destroyed by the weird hand face Abomination's (Rick Jones) acid. As he was begging for help, she instead ripped out his heart and ate it. The non-spoilery version - read Immortal Hulk. It is like nothing else being published by Marvel. It is transcendentally weird and spooky and unsettling. And it's also really, really good.
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good day for a bris posted:Immortal Hulk deals with the fact that the Gamma Irradiated characters just can't die. Like hulk, they always come back. Betty was shot by Bushwhacker and reverted to her old Harpy form, but Red cuz of Red She Hulk. She spent the issue graphically offing mercs and ruminating on violence, and her relationship with Bruce. When she finally gets to Bruce, his limbs and eyes had been destroyed by the weird hand face Abomination's (Rick Jones) acid. As he was begging for help, she instead ripped out his heart and ate it. That's.. wild. Jesus. Thanks for the info. DivineCoffeeBinge posted:The non-spoilery version - read Immortal Hulk. It is like nothing else being published by Marvel. It is transcendentally weird and spooky and unsettling. And it's also really, really good. I'm not actively reading comics right now other than random trades but I'll keep it on my radar. I mostly just like to peek at threads like this and see what they're up to.
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:The non-spoilery version - read Immortal Hulk. It is like nothing else being published by Marvel. It is transcendentally weird and spooky and unsettling. And it's also really, really good. It is one of those situations where the story would preclude those characters from being used in any way similar to how they had been ever again if it's not immediately ignored once it's done. Hulk as a horror comic is great, though, and I'm not sure I'd want anyone just trying to keep it going in the same path after Ewing finishes his story.
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Random Stranger posted:It is one of those situations where the story would preclude those characters from being used in any way similar to how they had been ever again if it's not immediately ignored once it's done. Hulk as a horror comic is great, though, and I'm not sure I'd want anyone just trying to keep it going in the same path after Ewing finishes his story. I know i dont
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good day for a bris posted:Immortal Hulk deals with the fact that the Gamma Irradiated characters just can't die. Like hulk, they always come back. Betty was shot by Bushwhacker and reverted to her old Harpy form, but Red cuz of Red She Hulk. She spent the issue graphically offing mercs and ruminating on violence, and her relationship with Bruce. When she finally gets to Bruce, his limbs and eyes had been destroyed by the weird hand face Abomination's (Rick Jones) acid. As he was begging for help, she instead ripped out his heart and ate it. I trust this principle is also why Doc Samson is (as far as I know) alive?
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ManiacClown posted:Doc Samson is (as far as I know) alive? heheh
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ManiacClown posted:I trust this principle is also why Doc Samson is (as far as I know) alive? Yup.
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That would also create a bigger ecological disaster bigger than if they just let them continue working.
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You loving tell that factory worker Surfer!
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For a being with cosmic power he sure cant see the bigger picture
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Hell the most badass thing there is the dude looking up at 2 flying men (one of whom has invaded Manhattan numerous times and the other who is a known associate of Galactus) and having the balls to just go "gently caress off you don't pay my bills"
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Meanwhile Reed is like "oil? oh yes i made an alternative to that 20 years ago,around the time i learned the secrets of immortality and curing cancer." *proceeds to not tell anyone the secrets*
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https://www.theonion.com/scientists-politely-remind-world-that-clean-energy-tech-1819576507
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:Meanwhile Reed is like "oil? oh yes i made an alternative to that 20 years ago,around the time i learned the secrets of immortality and curing cancer." "....wait, are people still using oil? Did I forget to tell anyone about the... hmm... I must have had a reason... no, hang on, I need to think about this a bit. I'll tell you later, go away. Now, carry the three...."
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i can't even remember the name of the series where odin dies, thor becomes all-father, and eventually takes over earth, but i do remember Valkyrie waving her sword in front of a bulldozer, crying that Earth's precious forests shall be Despoiled No More when the workers explain they need to work to live, she gives them bulging sacks of gold coins also thor brings back lobsters. there's a whole issue about lobsters okay its not really about them
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:"....wait, are people still using oil? Did I forget to tell anyone about the... hmm... I must have had a reason... no, hang on, I need to think about this a bit. I'll tell you later, go away. Now, carry the three...." "I wrote it on a napkin at starks chateau...or was it a post it note....anyway,divide it by two and..."
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TwoPair posted:Hell the most badass thing there is the dude looking up at 2 flying men (one of whom has invaded Manhattan numerous times and the other who is a known associate of Galactus) and having the balls to just go "gently caress off you don't pay my bills" Yeah, that dude is definitely the most badass thing in those panels.
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Agreed. Always hated the stories when the superpowered people would pull that poo poo. "Stop doing thing! No, we're not going to offer any alternatives; that's your problem!"
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That's why Miracleman is so great. "Yeah so we've ended all scarcity and can use teleportation to bring anything anywhere instantly, so now there's no more money. Thanks." No moralizing or threats, just ending human hunger forever nbd.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Agreed. Always hated the stories when the superpowered people would pull that poo poo. "Stop doing thing! No, we're not going to offer any alternatives; that's your problem!" Who would guess that Superman taking a walk would be such a disaster
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Samuringa posted:Who would guess that Superman taking a walk would be such a disaster Lex Luthor
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