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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Trig Discipline posted:

Phylogenetically speaking all tetrapods are fish, so :wrong:

see:



now back to our regularly scheduled shitposting


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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer










anyway I got poo poo to do

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Digging these fish meme's

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


You know it's better down where it's wetter

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
I seriously do have to go somewhere but I just cannot stop with this poo poo





theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Trig Discipline posted:

Phylogenetically speaking all tetrapods are fish, so :wrong:

i have it on good authority that there is no such thing as a fish

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

theflyingorc posted:

i have it on good authority that there is no such thing as a fish

That's birds.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

At least one of those cigarettes should be a joint.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Needs more tattoos.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
That's not nearly enough cigarettes. Every other word in the text should also be "gently caress."

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Also wheres the drat chef pants and yelling at me for some poo poo that's his fault actually

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

zoux posted:

some poo poo that's his fault actually

"My fault? MY FAULT? I didn't write the goddamn customer's order down, now did I? And I didn't put that order into the POS, either. I just made the food exactly how it was rung up, so I'm sorry, but WHO hosed this order up again?"

Sorry, I used to be a line cook in a restaurant where you apparently had to have been hit in the head with a brick before you could be a server.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

The last page or so of fish memes have been amazing can we just make this the fish meme page please

wuffles
Apr 10, 2004

Trig Discipline posted:

lol I just joined a fish meme group and it is something









right in my veins gills especially the baby/fishing one

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

bike tory posted:

can we just make this the fish meme page please

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
>}}}€}}°>

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

No, we don't know what birds ARE, but we know they exist.

fish, however:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhwcEvMJz1Y

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

pseudosavior posted:

At least one of those cigarettes should be a meth.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1139661226181562368

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Catch and release is always legal and don't let those fuckers at Fish and Game tell you otherwise

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


I want to comment so bad but I know ..

I know ... they are doing this ... on purpose ....

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I’m so happy there is a coalacanth meme

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





When did Obama become a fireman?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Facebook Aunt posted:

When did Obama become a fireman?

The question, friend, is "why."

So he can savor the screams of dying children and roasting flesh closely while still being regarded as a hero. He no longer must order drones to do his bidding -- all he must do is take a fraction if a moment too long to get the hose ready.

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Just gotta say that this page is made for me. The fish memes made me smile, but then the line cooks? Ugh.

Line cook from the first meme is a white guy named Kevin or some poo poo, and he is from Indiana, Ohio, or the east edge of California. If he had more neck tattoos, he would be named Victor or Rigo, and be from Monterrey, Colombia, or Ukraine. I love sitting on milk crates and chain smoking over PBR tall boys with those kinds of fuckos.

Cook meme:

On a stage and someone tells you to get something from their walk-in

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

e: n/m

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

pseudosavior posted:

"My fault? MY FAULT? I didn't write the goddamn customer's order down, now did I? And I didn't put that order into the POS, either. I just made the food exactly how it was rung up, so I'm sorry, but WHO hosed this order up again?"

Sorry, I used to be a line cook in a restaurant where you apparently had to have been hit in the head with a brick before you could be a server.

And then it's pointed out that you're dumb rear end has been misreading the ticket this whole time

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Who What Now posted:

you're dumb rear end

yeah you are

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Turm on you ate motiner

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Bibliotechno Music posted:

Just gotta say that this page is made for me. The fish memes made me smile, but then the line cooks? Ugh.

Line cook from the first meme is a white guy named Kevin or some poo poo, and he is from Indiana, Ohio, or the east edge of California. If he had more neck tattoos, he would be named Victor or Rigo, and be from Monterrey, Colombia, or Ukraine. I love sitting on milk crates and chain smoking over PBR tall boys with those kinds of fuckos.

Cook meme:

On a stage and someone tells you to get something from their walk-in


What does "on a stage" mean in cook lingo?

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


Chitin posted:

What does "on a stage" mean in cook lingo?

IANA cook but I believe it means interning (usually for no or very low pay) at a very fancy restaurant (think Michelin stars).

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

yep

also it's pronounced "staahhge" in the french way

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Bibliotechno Music posted:

Line cook from the first meme is a white guy named Kevin or some poo poo, and he is from Indiana, Ohio, or the east edge of California. If he had more neck tattoos, he would be named Victor or Rigo, and be from Monterrey, Colombia, or Ukraine. I love sitting on milk crates and chain smoking over PBR tall boys with those kinds of fuckos.

Cook meme:

On a stage and someone tells you to get something from their walk-in


Holy poo poo nms that poo poo you're reminding me of working in food service again.

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Chitin posted:

What does "on a stage" mean in cook lingo?

RoastBeef is technically right; some stages, especially in Europe, can last for months and are mostly educational. Outside of superfine dining though, a stage (yes staaahhhjjjj) is just a working interview because it’s impossible to tell if someone knows how to hold a knife or wash their hands from a 20 minute verbal with a 22 year old.
E: but yes you are essentially working a shift for free lol capitalism

Bibliotechno Music has a new favorite as of 03:57 on Jun 15, 2019

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
An increasing number of establishments are doing away with the practice and simply paying stages for their shift. The fine dining world is still disgusting wrt to this though; some of the highest end restaurants might have anywhere up to HALF of their kitchen staff on any given night be unpaid interns and stages.

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