|
Trig Discipline posted:Phylogenetically speaking all tetrapods are fish, so see: now back to our regularly scheduled shitposting
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 18:42 |
|
|
# ? May 13, 2024 21:51 |
|
anyway I got poo poo to do
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 18:53 |
|
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 19:01 |
|
Digging these fish meme's
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 19:02 |
|
You know it's better down where it's wetter
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 19:05 |
|
I seriously do have to go somewhere but I just cannot stop with this poo poo
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 19:05 |
|
Trig Discipline posted:Phylogenetically speaking all tetrapods are fish, so i have it on good authority that there is no such thing as a fish
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 19:19 |
|
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 19:22 |
|
theflyingorc posted:i have it on good authority that there is no such thing as a fish That's birds.
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 19:23 |
|
At least one of those cigarettes should be a joint.
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 19:27 |
|
Needs more tattoos.
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 19:31 |
|
That's not nearly enough cigarettes. Every other word in the text should also be "gently caress."
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 19:33 |
|
Also wheres the drat chef pants and yelling at me for some poo poo that's his fault actually
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 19:36 |
|
zoux posted:some poo poo that's his fault actually "My fault? MY FAULT? I didn't write the goddamn customer's order down, now did I? And I didn't put that order into the POS, either. I just made the food exactly how it was rung up, so I'm sorry, but WHO hosed this order up again?" Sorry, I used to be a line cook in a restaurant where you apparently had to have been hit in the head with a brick before you could be a server.
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 19:42 |
|
The last page or so of fish memes have been amazing can we just make this the fish meme page please
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 19:48 |
|
Trig Discipline posted:lol I just joined a fish meme group and it is something right in my
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 20:04 |
|
bike tory posted:can we just make this the fish meme page please
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 20:07 |
|
>}}}€}}°>
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 20:10 |
|
90s Cringe Rock posted:That's birds. No, we don't know what birds ARE, but we know they exist. fish, however: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhwcEvMJz1Y
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 20:12 |
|
pseudosavior posted:At least one of those cigarettes should be a meth.
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 21:37 |
|
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 23:22 |
|
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 23:24 |
|
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 23:38 |
|
https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1139661226181562368
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 23:51 |
|
Catch and release is always legal and don't let those fuckers at Fish and Game tell you otherwise
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 23:52 |
|
I want to comment so bad but I know .. I know ... they are doing this ... on purpose ....
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 23:57 |
|
I’m so happy there is a coalacanth meme
|
# ? Jun 14, 2019 23:59 |
|
When did Obama become a fireman?
|
# ? Jun 15, 2019 00:15 |
|
Facebook Aunt posted:When did Obama become a fireman? The question, friend, is "why." So he can savor the screams of dying children and roasting flesh closely while still being regarded as a hero. He no longer must order drones to do his bidding -- all he must do is take a fraction if a moment too long to get the hose ready.
|
# ? Jun 15, 2019 00:28 |
|
Just gotta say that this page is made for me. The fish memes made me smile, but then the line cooks? Ugh. Line cook from the first meme is a white guy named Kevin or some poo poo, and he is from Indiana, Ohio, or the east edge of California. If he had more neck tattoos, he would be named Victor or Rigo, and be from Monterrey, Colombia, or Ukraine. I love sitting on milk crates and chain smoking over PBR tall boys with those kinds of fuckos. Cook meme: On a stage and someone tells you to get something from their walk-in
|
# ? Jun 15, 2019 00:48 |
|
e: n/m
|
# ? Jun 15, 2019 01:24 |
|
pseudosavior posted:"My fault? MY FAULT? I didn't write the goddamn customer's order down, now did I? And I didn't put that order into the POS, either. I just made the food exactly how it was rung up, so I'm sorry, but WHO hosed this order up again?" And then it's pointed out that you're dumb rear end has been misreading the ticket this whole time
|
# ? Jun 15, 2019 01:39 |
|
Who What Now posted:you're dumb rear end yeah you are
|
# ? Jun 15, 2019 02:12 |
|
Turm on you ate motiner
|
# ? Jun 15, 2019 02:28 |
|
Bibliotechno Music posted:Just gotta say that this page is made for me. The fish memes made me smile, but then the line cooks? Ugh. What does "on a stage" mean in cook lingo?
|
# ? Jun 15, 2019 02:45 |
|
Chitin posted:What does "on a stage" mean in cook lingo? IANA cook but I believe it means interning (usually for no or very low pay) at a very fancy restaurant (think Michelin stars).
|
# ? Jun 15, 2019 02:56 |
|
yep also it's pronounced "staahhge" in the french way
|
# ? Jun 15, 2019 02:59 |
|
Bibliotechno Music posted:Line cook from the first meme is a white guy named Kevin or some poo poo, and he is from Indiana, Ohio, or the east edge of California. If he had more neck tattoos, he would be named Victor or Rigo, and be from Monterrey, Colombia, or Ukraine. I love sitting on milk crates and chain smoking over PBR tall boys with those kinds of fuckos. Holy poo poo nms that poo poo you're reminding me of working in food service again.
|
# ? Jun 15, 2019 03:09 |
|
Chitin posted:What does "on a stage" mean in cook lingo? RoastBeef is technically right; some stages, especially in Europe, can last for months and are mostly educational. Outside of superfine dining though, a stage (yes staaahhhjjjj) is just a working interview because it’s impossible to tell if someone knows how to hold a knife or wash their hands from a 20 minute verbal with a 22 year old. E: but yes you are essentially working a shift for free lol capitalism Bibliotechno Music has a new favorite as of 03:57 on Jun 15, 2019 |
# ? Jun 15, 2019 03:37 |
|
|
# ? May 13, 2024 21:51 |
|
An increasing number of establishments are doing away with the practice and simply paying stages for their shift. The fine dining world is still disgusting wrt to this though; some of the highest end restaurants might have anywhere up to HALF of their kitchen staff on any given night be unpaid interns and stages.
|
# ? Jun 15, 2019 04:03 |