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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Now we will never find out if Chuckie fucks or not.

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Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

coconono posted:

Now we will never find out if Chuckie fucks or not.

of course he doesn't gently caress, the sixers haven't won a title since 83

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
Dustin is gonna be on cable, if he isn't loving he will

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/ShaneHelmsCom/status/1139982761924710402

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
https://twitter.com/JoeyRyanOnline/status/1140079202202542080

that dusty rhodes fellow didn't know poo poo about the wrestling business

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

joey ryan got a divorce because he was cheating on his wife with johnny gargano's wife and they still are doing it

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


owns

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Low Desert Punk posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeyRyanOnline/status/1140079202202542080

that dusty rhodes fellow didn't know poo poo about the wrestling business

I'm curious as to what prompted this galaxy brain logic from him, given that the majority of responses to his tweet seem to be people posting pics/gifs of Dusty Rhodes, Mick Foley, Kamala, etc. etc.

E: and also people calling him out on talking about "tradition" while using his dick as a wrestling move :laugh:

Sydney Bottocks fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Jun 16, 2019

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



He's clearly subtweeting -someone-, but he didn't think it through because everyone is rightfully smashing him for it

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

The replies are great

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Low Desert Punk posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeyRyanOnline/status/1140079202202542080

that dusty rhodes fellow didn't know poo poo about the wrestling business

lol Vader would have put Joey Ryan in the hospital.

superLINUS
Sep 28, 2005

"The real tragedy happened long before I came along"
Yeah, so what Joey is saying - and I had to look deeper because it’s not obvious from that tweet - is that it’s fine to be whatever shape you like but if you’re going to be telling people what isn’t acceptable then you better make sure you pass your own test.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Yeah but there is no test or archetype

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Edit: mispost

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

“Your body is disrespectful to the history of pro wrestling”

*flips man with just his penis*

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Hulk Hogan has a 12 inch penis

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Cavauro posted:

joey ryan got a divorce because he was cheating on his wife with johnny gargano's wife and they still are doing it

No, Noo! That's not true! That's impossible!

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

Yes. Yes he is.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Only Chuck Taylor can come up with the one anti-vaxx point of view I'd support even though he's joking.

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
https://twitter.com/ReneeYoungWWE/status/1140267769742733312

It's a fair question.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMU5S9VHhJM

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Still one of my favorite matches of all time.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!




Jesus that powerslam where necro just plants his forehead into the concrete doesn't get any prettier with age.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Greatest match of all time

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



One of the most intensely visceral and scary wrestling matches and so very good.

It'd be funny to see the reaction it gets if it happened today.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
The Ibushi vs Naito match had one botch that wasn't half as bad as anything in that match. It would be reviled.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


this guy -- this is not my kind of guy

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Joey Ryan blocked me in the last few days as I tweeted WWE didn't make him an offer and Tony Khan didn't hire him for AEW as Tony hates the dick grabbing gimmick.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

not hiring joey ryan is a great sign for the future of AEW.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Laughing at the idea that he went on this huge goodbye to the indies tour because he just ASSUMED he'd be getting a deal, then insisting "im not owned! im not owned!!" dril style when he found out that people don't want his poo poo in a major company.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
joseph ryan done dickflipped himself

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

I like Joey as a wrestler but he's been having a real bad month of his own making.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

rovert posted:

Joey Ryan blocked me in the last few days as I tweeted WWE didn't make him an offer and Tony Khan didn't hire him for AEW as Tony hates the dick grabbing gimmick.

That Tony's a smart cookie.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Gumball Gumption posted:

I like Joey as a wrestler but he's been having a real bad month of his own making.

As a what?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

rovert posted:

Joey Ryan blocked me in the last few days as I tweeted WWE didn't make him an offer and Tony Khan didn't hire him for AEW as Tony hates the dick grabbing gimmick.

dsriggs posted:

Laughing at the idea that he went on this huge goodbye to the indies tour because he just ASSUMED he'd be getting a deal, then insisting "im not owned! im not owned!!" dril style when he found out that people don't want his poo poo in a major company.

The sad part is he would have been just fine if he'd kept up the "sleazy 80s pornstache guy" thing he originally started with. I remember seeing him in Championship Wrestling from Hollywood and that gimmick suited him to a T. At some point after that I stopped watching wrestling for a good long while and so I apparently missed the birth of the "dick flipping" gimmick, but :laffo: if he seriously thought that was going to be his ticket to a big-money AEW or WWE contract.

Also,

Mulaney Power Move posted:

not hiring joey ryan is a great sign for the future of AEW.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



So somewhere along the way Steph forgot how to smile properly:

https://twitter.com/VinceMcMahon/status/1140257907147235328

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
https://twitter.com/TheRealXPac/status/1140318251894935552

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Sydney Bottocks posted:

The sad part is he would have been just fine if he'd kept up the "sleazy 80s pornstache guy" thing he originally started with. I remember seeing him in Championship Wrestling from Hollywood and that gimmick suited him to a T. At some point after that I stopped watching wrestling for a good long while and so I apparently missed the birth of the "dick flipping" gimmick, but :laffo: if he seriously thought that was going to be his ticket to a big-money AEW or WWE contract.

Also,

The best thing is that the dick flipping gimmick isnt even his, he ripped it off another wrestler

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Judging by the second pic in Vince's tweet, it's even money as to whether he or Shane are going to be the first one to have a stroke, with Steph grinning that "I just stole a little kid's candy" grin at them all the while.

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Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

joey ryan - the disingenuous dick flip guy

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