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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
stephanie used to be really cute. then she started doing HGH

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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Drew McIntyre posted:

stephanie used to be really cute. then she started doing HHH

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
https://twitter.com/ColtCabana/status/1140317903692148736

https://twitter.com/ColtCabana/status/1140322873556570113

Poor MJF. Disowned by his dad.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Is Joey Ryan one of those guys a major promotion won't go anywhere near? He seems liked by his peers and I figured Gargano/Larae would vouch for him.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
He was the least interesting of the founders of PWG who really like getting pushed but hes never amounted to an actual talent just a gimmick. Take away the gimmick and hes nothing and no fed wants him with his gimmick anyway.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!

stab posted:

The best thing is that the dick flipping gimmick isnt even his, he ripped it off another wrestler

Why am I not surprised :rolleyes:

fart blood posted:

Is Joey Ryan one of those guys a major promotion won't go anywhere near? He seems liked by his peers and I figured Gargano/Larae would vouch for him.

I seem to remember he had a cup of coffee with TNA, during the period where they were doing Open Mic Night or whatever the gently caress it was called. He botched some kind of slam on Austin Aries during his "tryout" match, and then I believe they actually tried to do a storyline about him not getting a TNA contract. So it's basically life imitating art at this point. :laugh:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Everyone is being incredibly fair to cornette over the last few pages and i just want to say cheers

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
Joey Ryan was always bad

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

dsriggs posted:

Laughing at the idea that he went on this huge goodbye to the indies tour because he just ASSUMED he'd be getting a deal, then insisting "im not owned! im not owned!!" dril style when he found out that people don't want his poo poo in a major company.

lol holy poo poo I did not know this was a thing

also as far as goof wrestlers go Orange Cassidy is better

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Joey Ryan Good, actually

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!

NienNunb posted:

Joey Ryan Good, actually

Just not good enough, evidently :smug:

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Even the rumors about him going to NXT were with the caveat that it was mostly to be a coach and possibly being the new Kassius Ohno as the guy who jobs to the new signees in their first match

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

fart blood posted:

Is Joey Ryan one of those guys a major promotion won't go anywhere near? He seems liked by his peers and I figured Gargano/Larae would vouch for him.

I don’t think people dislike him but he’s completely average in every way and the only thing that’s ever gotten him over on his own can’t really be done in a major fed.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

sportsgenius86 posted:

I don’t think people dislike him but he’s completely average in every

if joey ryan is the new standard for "average" then no wonder aew has a legless guy and a 4 foot kid wrestling in their preshow match

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Vince is the kind of guy that would wish himself happy father's day

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/taichi0319/status/1140284558450941952?s=19

"I finally gave YOH a tip. How could I resist with him flexing those abs at me. If he'd worn his short shorts, it would have been ¥10,000"

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

The shooter Joey Ryan was still one of the weirdest things I've ever seen.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

The_Rob posted:

Still one of my favorite matches of all time.

i literally just showed it to my friends last week, im surprised how well it held up as just a gross sloppy mean guy fight

PunkBoy
Aug 22, 2008

You wanna get through this?
Aubrey Edwards and Sonny Kiss busted out some dance moves at an indie.
https://twitter.com/RefAubrey/status/1139943149361491968

They got some high-profile approval as well
https://twitter.com/RefAubrey/status/1140286447741595648

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!

PunkBoy posted:

Aubrey Edwards and Sonny Kiss busted out some dance moves at an indie.
https://twitter.com/RefAubrey/status/1139943149361491968

They got some high-profile approval as well
https://twitter.com/RefAubrey/status/1140286447741595648

I'll say they did!

https://twitter.com/brutalbobevans/status/1139962594758991872

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

I love Bob's response because his whole shtick is being a no-nonsense guy

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/JasonJordanJJ/status/1140343876600913925?s=19

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Aubrey is going to be a star. Having her and Bryce work our Jersey show was a real treat (both those refs own all the bones)

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

STONE COLD 64 posted:

i literally just showed it to my friends last week, im surprised how well it held up as just a gross sloppy mean guy fight

I think it’s because both of those dudes still had that big fight aura as two scary mean guys. And you can sense it with the crowd energy. It reminds me a lot of when Super Dragon and Samoa joe had their first match in PWG. Those two had a big enough aura in that region that people just wanted to see them fight.

The_Rob fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Jun 17, 2019

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



stab posted:

Aubrey is going to be a star. Having her and Bryce work our Jersey show was a real treat (both those refs own all the bones)

She gets louder pops than most wrestlers in the PNW. Sometimes even more than the fly ins.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

The_Rob posted:

I think it’s because both of those dudes still had that big fight aura as two scary mean guys. And you can sense it with the crowd energy. It reminds me a lot of when Super Dragon and Samoa joe had their first match in PWG. Those two had a big enough aura in that region that people just wanted to see them fight.

yeah they had that Someone Is Gonna Die aura around them right from the getgo. its something thats really missing in wrestling lately, but i think we're also in a period where most wrestlers are a lot more careful about the styles they work and the bumps they take and are more apprehensive to do anything that physical, which i mean is probably where it needs to be right now as wrestling picks back up in popularity.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

STONE COLD 64 posted:

yeah they had that Someone Is Gonna Die aura around them right from the getgo. its something thats really missing in wrestling lately, but i think we're also in a period where most wrestlers are a lot more careful about the styles they work and the bumps they take and are more apprehensive to do anything that physical, which i mean is probably where it needs to be right now as wrestling picks back up in popularity.

I’m glad that Nick Gage still has that aura to him. Suzuki has that too. Brock used to have it.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

stab posted:

Aubrey is going to be a star. Having her and Bryce work our Jersey show was a real treat (both those refs own all the bones)
Live, I was blown away by how much she added to the matches she reffed Mania weekend. I had seen her on video, but live, she's clearly making the matches better, and as she showed at Double or Nothing, she's a total machine. She's the best in the business right now.

deadkiller615
Aug 7, 2007
yea, I kill dead stuff. so what?

https://twitter.com/JaxAlemany/status/1140435040960155648

Hmm

TriffTshngo
Mar 28, 2010

Don't get it twisted who your enemies are.
it's really telling that the thing lovely bigoted rich old white men hate more than anything else is the idea of not being in complete control

what loving gutless scum

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



TriffTshngo posted:

it's really telling that the thing lovely bigoted rich old white men hate more than anything else is the idea of not being in complete control

what loving gutless scum
That's basically how all bigots work though I guess the rich have more ways to make the rest of us see it.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
it's disappointing that so few wrestlers have had the balls to kick Vince's rear end for being a domineering prick

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Low Desert Punk posted:

it's disappointing that so few wrestlers have had the balls to kick Vince's rear end for being a domineering prick

If they did, he might respect them! Or equally he might sue them into oblivion or fire them (or worse, extend their contract into perpetuity throughout the universe).

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/LanceStorm/status/1140432510368677888

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1140485559984373760?s=19

Dave talking about Cricket is not something you expect but then you remember its dave and all things are possible

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
https://twitter.com/LanceStorm/status/1140486335783825409

I need to find video of Lance coming to the ring to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOEe1uzurKo

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

The Croc posted:

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1140485559984373760?s=19

Dave talking about Cricket is not something you expect but then you remember its dave and all things are possible

Cricket is awesome. I've watched it off and on for years and there's still moments where something happens, everyone starts yelling and I have absolutely no idea what is happening.

Anyway, Scarlett's AAA appearance is bringing out the the turbo geniuses.
https://twitter.com/Lady_Scarlett13/status/1140569440758697984

wicka
Jun 28, 2007



For no particular reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8vvhGixWQQ

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
https://twitter.com/JordynneGrace/status/1140640327059025925

Jordynne inviting some pain into her DMs.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I'm banned for another three days. How much for the rear end in the first pic

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