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Boosh! posted:That is the bedroom, but the living room is the same and I intend to leave that alone. Just cover the windows with a privacy film. Plenty of light, no free nudes. Like this.
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Just aesthetic things. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2114-Banbury-Cir-NE-Iowa-City-IA-52240/76776810_zpid/
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Jun 14, 2019 20:20
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Glass block and that 4 line railing going to the loft are both horrific.
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Jun 14, 2019 20:25
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Rotten Cookies posted:Glass block and that 4 line railing going to the loft are both horrific. i couldnt stop staring at this:  and again in the kitchen with the strange loving molding:  and the basement office which i can only describe as Scientology Chic:  it has the sort of ceiling ventilation you see in prisons
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Jun 14, 2019 20:48
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That is an 80's house with an early 2000's retrofit
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Jaded Burnout posted:gently caress decorating, man. I saw a porno once...
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Jun 14, 2019 21:26
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bring back old gbs posted:and again in the kitchen with the strange loving molding: did they gouge a triangular divot into the wall just so that they could extend what looks like a desk nook into the middle of the kitchen? why does it stop about 6'' from the ceiling though? why does the molding go straight over the gap? 
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https://twitter.com/debrabela81/status/1139413198916866048?s=21
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Jun 15, 2019 00:39
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It's gonna be real cold stepping out of that shower booth.
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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:Just aesthetic things. That whole house feels like how a person who won the lottery thinks rich people customize their homes.
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Jun 15, 2019 01:48
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I can smell the inevitable mold in the carpets from here.
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Jun 15, 2019 02:04
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replace the whole carpet with pebbles
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BurntCornMuffin posted:I can smell the inevitable mold in the carpets from here. buddy you're gonna wish you were smelling the mold
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:That whole house feels like how a person who won the lottery thinks rich people customize their homes. Holy poo poo that's a lot of glass block
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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:Just aesthetic things. ah yes, a "bedroom":  
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Youth Decay posted:ah yes, a "bedroom": Fixed your image tags.
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Jun 15, 2019 08:33
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Are these architects on meth?
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So back in 2005 I started lurking on SA and reading the front page posts. And then I read through much of the back catalog. There was an early series of articles where two of the editors (one was EPG, IIRC) would take stills from porn and make up titles for their source films. And I remember one of the titles they came up with was like: Home Movies 8: Your Dad Watches Your Mom Crap on a Tarp and that’s all I can think of wrt this.
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Electric Bugaloo posted:So back in 2005 I started lurking on SA and reading the front page posts. And then I read through much of the back catalog. There was an early series of articles where two of the editors (one was EPG, IIRC) would take stills from porn and make up titles for their source films. There's a front page?
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Sleep in on Sunday Awoken by stench of poop This is wedded bliss
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There comes a point where you might as well just go back to having a chamberpot and having a bathtub that's not attached to the floor sat in front of the fireplace.
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I think the feng shui meter just went past lovely smell karma and pegged, debra that's what I think
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I wonder how that tv handles the steam from the shower.
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Jun 16, 2019 16:23
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fake tolix and fake saarinen spotted
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Iron Crowned posted:That is an 80's house with an early 2000's retrofit no chance, that architecture is straight-up 90's textbook mcmansion. they didn't pull that poo poo in the 80s e: 1994 it seems really, this thread should be able to take one look at the first exterior shot and identify at least six elements that firmly denote 90's McMansion status, without even looking at mystery moulding or the picassan interior. im disappointed with you all PRADA SLUT fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Jun 16, 2019 |
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PRADA SLUT posted:no chance, that architecture is straight-up 90's textbook mcmansion. they didn't pull that poo poo in the 80s Does each unnecessary roof nubbin and each additional style of window count?
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from this photo alone: - masses out of proportion - stuck on decals, bonus points for the one above the garage that doesn't even align with anything - three different window styles - three different moulding styles - two story entrance - 5(6?) different rooflines - seemingly non-euclidian angles of the primary mass - weird two-tiered roofline on the left - windows not centered vertically on the right - single window on the garage doesn't balance the empty space the windows on the rest of the front seem to indicate requiring (would need another window on the garage) - window on the left is too big for that wall, also sits way too high (imagine a small window on top and a long window on bottom instead) - corner window looks dumb and doesn't line up with the window below it (or the spacing above it), especially with moulding slicing right through it - windows not balancing masses - more garage than house - "landscaping" bushes on the side - front columns are way too thick (and dumb looking anyway), don't gives the appearance of structurally necessity which makes them look out of place - all the 'accessories' are cheap vinyl like half of these are window issues, but even if you just put them all under 'windows all hosed', theres still a dozen things wrong, and we're just looking at a single picture of the front, which is supposed to be 'the picture' the realtor uses verdict: textbook McMansion, but one of those that's designed from the inside out, where people just have this ideas of rooms with ~an aesthetic~ and then the outside of the house has all sorts of wonky poo poo all over the exterior to make it 'work'. like im sure those window choices were strictly based on where they're positioned on the inside of the house, with little regard to the overall architecture imagine this place if they cut out the car hole, straightened the left side so the front face is flat, extended the roofline out so it's one mass instead of a two-tiered thing, got rid of the front column entryway poo poo, and did like two stacked windows on each side of the front instead.
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bring back old gbs posted:
I'm pretty sure this is modeled after a real KGB "interrogation" room I saw in a museum once.
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I have many questions but the main one is what on earth is going on with the mismatched carpet tiles?
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Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:I have many questions but the main one is what on earth is going on with the mismatched carpet tiles? They aren't mismatched. That's a zero attention to detail joe homeowner move: the tiles have an orientation. You can put them all the same direction or make a pattern, but randomly slapping them on the floor ends up looking like this.
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Hi thread, this is late, but dried latex paint on trim edges can be removed by saturating a rag in denatured alcohol, and using a tool like a 5 in 1 to get the wet rag in position. It takes some elbow grease and patience, but it will work. Thanks for reading my post
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bring back old gbs posted:i couldnt stop staring at this: I knew that staircase reminded me of something.  (The Des Moines Art Center. Possibly my least favorite staircase ever, as I have a mild phobia of transparent floors and hate stairs without risers. I can go up it, but have to take the elevator down.)
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gently caress, I'm not the only one. There's a historical tower in Italy that's like a 7-story empty shell, ringed inside with see-through metal grate stairs with no risers. I fought through it but that was NOT fun picture 
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:I knew that staircase reminded me of something. The stacks in the main library at my alma mater were refurbished with glass floors in the very early 70s for the sake of economizing ambient light (they’re in a 150 year old dark-rear end building) and they immediately had to be sandblasted a year or two after installation because the school became co-Ed and began admitting women. They’re translucent but not as transparent as they apparently originally were.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:I knew that staircase reminded me of something. How many people take a false first step expecting a rise there? I know I would. I hate stairs and know they will kill me some day. I refuse to go down them without having a hand on a railing.
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I have a terrible phobia of heights and that pic freaks me out. I worked a short period in labouring but then the lads found out and started wobbling the scaffold every time I came on it. I laugh now, but what knobheads.
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I have to post the atrium / stairwell at my building. It's all open staircase without risers and like vertical thin cable strands and a minimal metal handrailing. The stone tile floor below is like black quartz tile with the stainless steel insert moulding so it conflicts with the vertical cabling and immediately throws up some bad optical illusions / vertigo. I dont normally have a problem with vertigo or heights too badly and quite often if I walk up to that staircase too fast I feel like I am about to fall even though I'm a few feet away.
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imagine being afraid of having stairs in your house in 2k19
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Guys! Guys, get this! I'm going to remodel my kitchen. Very excite. Sorry, I won't be posting any pictures of the pantry.
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bEatmstrJ posted:Guys! Psshh you don't call it a remodel when you shackle a woman to the stove you mysoginistic twat.
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