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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Sonic Are

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://i.imgur.com/slds7rf.mp4

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Oh yeah lookit that leather-clad junk

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

gently caress, I kind of want Nic Cage in this game now...

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Brawnfire posted:

Oh yeah lookit that leather-clad junk

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014


Moral of the story:

DAD... is a CHICKEN! with a 'COMB' 😂

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axD_DBarUxw

Qadaffi Taffy
Oct 1, 2006

3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510

Lol

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

BMX Ninja posted:

Moral of the story:

DAD... is a CHICKEN! with a 'COMB' 😂

lmao

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006



faith in humanity = restored

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


I thought tucking was always down. This looks extremely uncomfortable.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
In a twist it'll be revealed she's just storing a her can in her leotard in case she gets thirsty later.

She actually keeps her penis tucked.

Skratchez
Dec 28, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer


Poor old Rapin' Rodney (no respect, no respect)

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Faustian Bargain posted:

I thought tucking was always down. This looks extremely uncomfortable.

You've never tucked an errant boner up into the elastic of your sweatpants?

Huh.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Faustian Bargain posted:

I thought tucking was always down. This looks extremely uncomfortable.
Depends on turgidity

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Memento posted:

You've never tucked an errant boner up into the elastic of your sweatpants?

Huh.

And risk it popping out of the neck of my shirt? No way.

zoux has a new favorite as of 02:37 on Jun 17, 2019

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



zoux posted:

And risk it popping out of the neck of my shirt? No way.

No kidding. Easier to route it down a pant leg and walk like you’re back from the War.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Wrap it around your waist like a Saiyan's tail

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




I learned how to do magic just so I could shove mine in a hat and not have to keep hauling that sleeping bag around all the time.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

RareAcumen posted:

I learned how to do magic just so I could shove mine in a hat and not have to keep hauling that sleeping bag around all the time.

Ballbag of Holding

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene
Stuff your dick up your butt for a pleasureful and effective hiding spot

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Screaming Idiot posted:

Ballbag of Holding

Penis is stored in the balls

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
LOL if you don't dress down and left.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

LOL if you don't dress down and left.

So that's why we're called Leftists.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Screaming Idiot posted:

Ballbag of Holding

mods

The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006

Proteus Jones posted:

No kidding. Easier to route it down a pant leg and walk like you’re back from the War.

Yea, if you’re an amateur. Way easier to crawl backwards on all fours while meowing like a cat.

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

Stuff your dick up your butt for a pleasureful and effective hiding spot

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

The Maestro posted:

Yea, if you’re an amateur. Way easier to crawl backwards on all fours while meowing like a cat.

I hope some day someone explains the carrying a printer joke to me so I can laugh like I did reading this post.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

I hope some day someone explains the carrying a printer joke to me so I can laugh like I did reading this post.

https://www.somethingawful.com/great-goon-database/great-goon-best/3/

quote:

A loose female acquaintance of mine calls me at 1:00am today and asks me if I could print something on the computer for her and bring it over in the afternoon. "Hey yeah sure sure, whatever you need I'll help you, I'm all yours," I tell her. She sends me this file and lo and behold I can't open it. It's made in Microsoft Publisher and I don't have that program so I begin panicing, trying to find this program or a way to print the file. Scouring the internet yields no results and I do my usual pacing in my room.

I finally come up with an idea and I tell the girl, if I can proceed with it. The plan was I would carry my printer about 2miles to her house, print out the needed pages, maybe talk to her a bit while I was there. I was hoping for at least a hug out of this ordeal.

By the time I get there, I'm wet all over from sweating in the +90 degree heat outside and carrying a heavy motherfucking HP Deskjet printer. The first thing I see upon entering her room (my first time in a girl's bedroom) are some panties on her bed.

After the initial shock of seeing such a horrific sight for the first time, I setup the printer and get my job done. However, I did consider sniffing the lingere when she left the room once, but with the wuss that I am, I just ended up staring at them the whole while. That was a sarcastic joke for those of you too stupid to realize that

To make a long story short, just as I was finishing up with the printing job (which was hefty), her boyfriend and his gay friend walk in, say hello, and begin hanging out in the room as they waited for the girl to finish this work so they could go to the mall.

This effectively ruins my chances of getting a hug and I walk another 2 miles home with the motherfucking printer in hand. The only thing that I got out of this were some very painful fingers and a "thanks" as I walked out her bedroom door.

So, am I pathetic for doing all these things? It wouldn't be the first time I've pledged my heart and soul to a girl and gotten back almost nothing in return. I would hate turning her or anyone else I knew down or making up some lie.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Ok I think it's gone too far now

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Holy poo poo. It's better than I imagined based on the references.

Thank you.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


So there's a twitter bot that turns wiki articles into a singable TMNT theme

And it's just crankin out the hits

https://twitter.com/wiki_tmnt/status/1140492106462453760

https://twitter.com/wiki_tmnt/status/1140480825705693184

https://twitter.com/wiki_tmnt/status/1140454104545648643

https://twitter.com/wiki_tmnt/status/1140435179585986560

https://twitter.com/wiki_tmnt/status/1140391219152818176

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

lmao this is the best use of modern technology yet


LifeSunDeath posted:

Ok I think it's gone too far now


and this is very wholesome :allears:

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Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Infinitum posted:

So there's a twitter bot that turns wiki articles into a singable TMNT theme

And it's just crankin out the hits

You didn't post its stickied tweet: https://twitter.com/wiki_tmnt/status/1139993910393081856

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