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Cuntellectual posted:http://www.d20srd.org/srd/epic/spells/nailedToTheSky.htm Or that you're on the material plane to begin with, I guess
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My Lovely Horse posted:"Depending on the world this may be deadly but we're still hardcoding the assumption that the world is a globe in the vacuum of space into the spell." D&D in a nutshell. Honestly, considering the sort of game that's actually gonna bother with epic magic, assuming you're on the prime material plane is a much dicier assumption.
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shirts and skins posted:Then you live very close to me. Or when we use flagrant insults for people, it took over a century for my home state to both notice and do something about a local mountain named Squaw Peak, since that’s how long it took native activist groups to make people appreciate that after being used in a derogatory fashion for so long, the name didn’t come across to “Native American woman” so much as “N-word mountain”
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Cuntellectual posted:I always found it weird, having not played DnD until after stuff like WoW, that Fighters couldn't throw their weapons so hard that the victim burst into gibs and damaged other people or something. Fourth edition fighters had a lot of amazing builds, especially once the Martial Power supplement dropped. Playing a brawler fighter was absolutely amazing, you could grab someone with a single action and then use them as a shield, or a weapon. Throw 'em across the room? Sure, why not.
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4e had a lot of cool builds that I miss in 5e. Like Cosmic Sorcerers, or the teleporting battleminds.
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3rd edition would have been more fun for fighters if they actually emphasized that a 200lb human with the literal strength of a giant would be able to jump hundreds of feet like the incredible hulk, even wearing heavy armor.
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The Question IRL posted:
I think whoever owns the rights to the D&D cartoon is owed some money after seeing that.
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Jun 13, 2019 17:39
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No way is that a coincidence: that's EXACTLY the 80's D&D cartoon. And they arrive in the modern world at the end?? Super awesome.
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As someone recently pointed out in the Cosplay-Thread:Snowglobe of Doom posted:Just to bring things back on subject I thought I'd track down some actual cosplay of Uni and about half of the Animated D&D cosplay groups I found seemed to be from Brazil so the show must have been super popular over there, hence the Renault ad.
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seaborgium posted:I think whoever owns the rights to the D&D cartoon is owed some money after seeing that. Presumably they got the rights before just making a commercial. Not everyone can be the company I used to work for that filmed a music video commercial without contacting the right holders for the song.
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Jun 13, 2019 22:22
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Or the governing party of New Zealand
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Gynovore posted:No way is that a coincidence: that's EXACTLY the 80's D&D cartoon. Everyone please enjoy this episode of the D&D cartoon narrated as though it was an actual game of D&D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3FZnD21iO0
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I love Plane Shift jokes.
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Lovely dwarven wits
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Jun 17, 2019 17:48
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The slope of infinite pain is what my geometry teacher called their grading curve.
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Infinite Pain-Slope sounds like it would be an Oglaf thing. Just the wording I guess.
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Jun 17, 2019 18:53
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To be exact he was teleported to Gehenna, which is composed of four Infinite volcanos and if you fall you will roll down the slope forever or until you hit an shelf. (Which was likely created by the planes Daemon natives who will torture you to death for fun.)
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Jun 17, 2019 19:03
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Blue voice guy was too awesome for this plane.
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Minrah's still the second-best dwarf. Also, this is the second time a villain used plane shift offensively - and instead of choosing a lethal plane*, uses a less effective but more painful one. Why? Same reason people put Bond in an overly complex death trap, instead of before a firing squad? *both elemental planes of fire, and water, are hard to survive without adequate preparation. Plane of positive/negative energy? Just a matter of time.
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Weird Dwarf, upon being rescued: "I have been tumbling for thirty minutes!"
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Gun Jam posted:Minrah's still the second-best dwarf. It's...funny.
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In this case, probably explicitly to deny Thor/Odin another soul.
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Best joke on that page is how he explicitly got cut off so he couldn't explain what his class is, just to drive the OOTS forum people crazy.
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Next page: "How did you get back? You didn't cast a spell!" "Oh, I used my class feature-" and then he gets cut off again.
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Gun Jam posted:Minrah's still the second-best dwarf. Without knowing his exact capabilities, sending him to an inner plane would be a crapshoot. Resistances to negative energy or fire are both pretty common for high level adventurers, for instance. But there's no eternal pain-slope resistance.
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:But there's no eternal pain-slope resistance. This is where the immovable rod comes in!
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Eventually, anyone can roll a 20 on a tumble check.
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wiegieman posted:Eventually, anyone can roll a 20 on a tumble check. Excuse me, but successfully passing a tumble check on the slop of infinite pain only orientates yourself. You then resume tumbling down the slope immediately. It's like I'm the only person here who has read d20 Guide to the Sloped Plains...
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a kitten posted:Everyone please enjoy this episode of the D&D cartoon narrated as though it was an actual game of D&D Is that how live dnd works? It sounds like fun!
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RIP Durkon's dad
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Hey, maybe Thad has another chance!
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Whybird posted:Given how he showed up for a few moments, showed off all the cool things he could do, and got chumped, I'm wondering if that was a Kickstarter backer's character? I think there was only one backer character insert, wasn't there? That was Veldrina and she ended up being in it a fair bit.
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:Without knowing his exact capabilities, sending him to an inner plane would be a crapshoot. Resistances to negative energy or fire are both pretty common for high level adventurers, for instance. But there's no eternal pain-slope resistance. If he had any kind of flight or levitation or self-entangling capacity he'd be fine, but those are admittedly rarer than energy resistance since it's not like he could get enough concentration to cast a spell, he'd have to have innate flight somehow. MikeJF posted:I think there was only one backer character insert, wasn't there? That was Veldrina and she ended up being in it a fair bit. I'm like 99% sure her bodyguard was a kickstarter character too. e: checked the wiki, he wasn't a kickstarter character but he WAS based on a real person, they just got a cameo for virtue of something other than a pledge. Taciturn Tactician fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Jun 18, 2019 |
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Taciturn Tactician posted:I'm like 99% sure her bodyguard was a kickstarter character too. He was a forums regular who passed away and was put in as tribute.
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MikeJF posted:He was a forums regular who passed away and was put in as tribute.
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Welcome to the democratic party
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