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Defenistrator
Mar 27, 2007
Ask me about my burritos

Context for non Americans

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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Defenistrator posted:

Context for non Americans

The Virgin Shooter vs. The Chad Special Air Service Operator

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

He's trying not to drop all the poo poo he's carrying

Why?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006


I like it, but you didn't have anyone who could match Electro's headpiece?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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horror wise, no. I guess a Predator but that's not horror imo.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Detective No. 27 posted:

I like it, but you didn't have anyone who could match Electro's headpiece?

Pinhead would be a closer fit,I think

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

He's trying not to drop all the poo poo he's carrying

I am suddenly reminded of how Sebastian Gorka apparently carries two guns with him when he's out and about. Possibly a knife as well. The violent nerd's version of carrying a bag everywhere with everything in it because you never know when you might need sticky labels. Anyway, it's rather reassuring that if these people tried to actually do something violent, it's quite likely that they'd get confused over all their weapons and not actually hit anyone (as with this chap in Dallas today)

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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figured it out

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

CelticPredator posted:

figured it out



:yeshaha:

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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i posted it on imgur and already someone asked where's michael lol.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

CelticPredator posted:

figured it out



amazing, amazing

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Ah, the ancestor of Gritty.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Jollity Farm posted:

I am suddenly reminded of how Sebastian Gorka apparently carries two guns with him when he's out and about. Possibly a knife as well. The violent nerd's version of carrying a bag everywhere with everything in it because you never know when you might need sticky labels. Anyway, it's rather reassuring that if these people tried to actually do something violent, it's quite likely that they'd get confused over all their weapons and not actually hit anyone (as with this chap in Dallas today)

He had a $40 sword on his back too lol

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Dungeon Ecology posted:

nah they made the sequel in Japan

You joke but Fukushima had a lot in common with Chernobyl. Doing a Fukushima sequel would be a great counterpoint. It's like "see, capitalism can cause people to gently caress up in almost exactly the same way as communism!"

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
What was the story? Some goon tried to do a mass shooting but somehow got shot before he did anything? How does that happen

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Chernobyl was literally an order of magnitude worse than Fukushima. The only reason they're both 7s is because the scale doesn't have fine gradations at the "huge disaster" end

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Lmfao

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

He had a $40 sword on his back too lol

A MODERN GLADIUS TO DEFEND THE REPUBLIC

Jerry Cotton posted:

From the point of view of someone who has had combat training, what the HELL is he trying to do in that pic? It makes no sense to me.

He had spend 2 years in the Army, so maybe you should leave it to the real experts :smug:

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





2 years is an odd enlistment time. I take it he left under unfavorable circumstances?

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

bike tory posted:

You joke but Fukushima had a lot in common with Chernobyl. Doing a Fukushima sequel would be a great counterpoint. It's like "see, capitalism can cause people to gently caress up in almost exactly the same way as communism!"

i was only half-joking. i'd say it's less about capitalism v. communism and more about a culture of saving face, which is very much a part of the bureaucracy of Japan.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

bike tory posted:

You joke but Fukushima had a lot in common with Chernobyl.

Not really, beyond the rather basic element of 'there was a meltdown'.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

PittTheElder posted:

Not really, beyond the rather basic element of 'there was a meltdown'.

are you saying you don't see how letting russians operate a nuclear plant is exactly the same as it getting hit by simultaneous earthquakes and tsunamis?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

That magazine he has in right hand while his rifle is in his left? That's because he dropped some of that poo poo in the street. One of the witnesses mentioned that he started crossing, stopped to grab something, and then continued toward the door.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

thatbastardken posted:

the river Somme?

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

That magazine he has in right hand while his rifle is in his left? That's because he dropped some of that poo poo in the street. One of the witnesses mentioned that he started crossing, stopped to grab something, and then continued toward the door.

Yeah that's what doesn't make sense. He's got magazines up the butt.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Trig Discipline posted:

BODY ONCE TOLD ME
Sir, this is a service honouring the fallen soldiers of the First World War.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

90s Cringe Rock posted:

Sir, this is a service honouring the fallen soldiers of the First World War.

Why are you holding a memorial service at Wendy's?

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil
can you keep it down? i'm trying to do my ted talk.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Sagebrush posted:

Chernobyl was literally an order of magnitude worse than Fukushima. The only reason they're both 7s is because the scale doesn't have fine gradations at the "huge disaster" end

"Should we get the big disaster-scale?"
"It's locked in a safe, just use the small one. How much more than 3.6 can it be?"

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

PittTheElder posted:

Not really, beyond the rather basic element of 'there was a meltdown'.

Nah there are a ton of parallels in the reasons why both disasters were a lot worse than they needed to be. Coverups, people slavishly following orders, tensions around free thought and duty or rules, etc.

Replace the Russian state with TEPCO and a lot of poo poo is the same.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

90s Cringe Rock posted:

Sir, this is a service honouring the fallen soldiers of the First World War.

Yeah, that's the rest of the lyrics

Somme body once told me
this world war's gonna roll me
this ain't even my town to defend
I think it's kinda lame
that the German army came
but at least they'll never do it again

Hey mom
here's a gold star
'cuz your son's dead
tough luck
it was
influenza
not a bullet
still sucks

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
:jail2:

alternate:

when gas melted his eyeeees,
he was confused
and felt so alone

Queen Combat has a new favorite as of 09:23 on Jun 18, 2019

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Trig Discipline posted:

Yeah, that's the rest of the lyrics

Somme body once told me
this world war's gonna roll me
this ain't even my town to defend
I think it's kinda lame
that the German army came
but at least they'll never do it again

Hey mom
here's a gold star
'cuz your son's dead
tough luck
it was
influenza
not a bullet
still sucks

loving hell

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Trig Discipline posted:

Yeah, that's the rest of the lyrics

Somme body once told me
this world war's gonna roll me
this ain't even my town to defend
I think it's kinda lame
that the German army came
but at least they'll never do it again

Oh the gas starts comin' and it don't stop comin'
dive for the masks and you'll stop your eyes runnin'
didn't make sense to support this war
you fight for the rich and you still end up poor
too far to dig, too much to flee
at least we all got some good poetry
they'll never know how bad it got
maybe today I'll get shot
well

Trig Discipline posted:

Hey mom
here's a gold star
'cuz your son's dead
tough luck
it was
influenza
not a bullet
still sucks

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lmao the best content created at the end of the world.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Trig Discipline posted:

Yeah, that's the rest of the lyrics

Somme body once told me
this world war's gonna roll me
this ain't even my town to defend
I think it's kinda lame
that the German army came
but at least they'll never do it again

Hey mom
here's a gold star
'cuz your son's dead
tough luck
it was
influenza
not a bullet
still sucks

i dont think this has been said enough but Trig you're a forums' treasure.

now i'm just waiting to hear you've been sexually assaulting fish during your research so i can hate you accordingly

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

DiggityDoink posted:

i dont think this has been said enough but Trig you're a forums' treasure.

now i'm just waiting to hear you've been sexually assaulting fish during your research so i can hate you accordingly

why else would they be doing that research?

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