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chitoryu12 posted:TIFU by teaching middle schoolers the art of "The Cycle" so now they know how to fart on command. The art of farting. F-art
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Motherfucker posted:Pretty sure anyone who gets tats is lessening their monetary gain and the dude who actually did the deed didn't show up to the shop. lmao jesus christ Are you actually a sixty year old that hasn't left your house since you were in your twenties or are you just a moron or like what No, idiot, tattoos don't matter much to interviewers these days, and stealing art is still bad. You're coming at this from the "duhhhh why stealing from people bad???" perspective to an incomprehensible degree. Like, what do you do for a living? chitoryu12 posted:TIFU by not hiding my sex bag how old are these people
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Blade Runner posted:lmao jesus christ I shitpost online to hide my disgusting face since I got a picture of a turned off monitor on my forehead.
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Giving a poo poo about tattoos is a ridiculous old people thing. I was the Manager at my last job and every employee had tattoos and I can comfortably estimate over 3/4 of our clients had visible tattoos.The owner was a 60 year old Hungarian woman who insisted that they lacked class and made the business look trashy and asked us to wear sleeves and long pants. Also some people have this weird "all tattoos are bad" opinion that almost certainly comes from not getting laid enough in High School and College. Seriously imagine being under 35 and giving a poo poo what people do with their bodies, just insane LMAO at that.
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Jun 18, 2019 17:08
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Guildencrantz posted:TIFU by revealing my DDLG kink to my mom via texting a photo of my cat Also, the bug eating OP admitted it was fake  .
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Jun 18, 2019 17:08
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kimbo305 posted:
Thank god.
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Jun 18, 2019 17:09
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Blade Runner posted:lmao jesus christ they'll still really gently caress up your prospects for getting fulltime at the Walgreens, not everyone is looking at the same job market man
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My career as a smurf took the gently caress off when I got a tattoo on my eyelid of jared leto
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AITA for making my son homeless?quote:This is a throwaway account as I'm fairly sure my son uses Reddit
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Jun 18, 2019 17:31
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Tythas posted:AITA for making my son homeless? oof. I dunno what to think. On the one hand my goon heart goes out to the depressed sadsack but on the other, he was warned and at 25 its completely reasonable to be get kicked out of the nest. Motherfucker fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Jun 18, 2019 |
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Jun 18, 2019 17:34
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Guildencrantz posted:TIFU by revealing my DDLG kink to my mom via texting a photo of my cat Please stop having this kink, thanks.
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AITA for wishing my friend (24F) didn’t follow my partner (23M) and I (27F) to live in a tropical island because she’s making our time here a bit poo poo?quote:So I have this friend (let’s call her Amy). We’ve been friends for a couple of years through uni and work. She is fun and positive and I considered her a good friend. UPDATE: AITA for wishing my (27F) friend (23F) didn’t move to a tropical island with my bf (24M) and I because she’s making our time here a bit poo poo? quote:So it has been 6 weeks since my last post and a lot has changed! The general consensus from people on here was that everyone sucked in the situation, and the best thing to do would be to find a new place.
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Jun 18, 2019 17:36
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Tythas posted:AITA for making my son homeless? Holy goddamn. I've known one woman who kicked her adult daughter out for being useless. She took years to graduate high school late because she just refused to do any work and spent all her time out of school not working, not even helping around the house. Just the most extreme entitled laziness possible. She would bitch and moan any time she had to do any effort to take care of herself or do anything more than sit around watching TV; we tried to give her some work hauling cardboard boxes out of a conex container and she actually called her mom crying and asking her to pick her up because it was too hard after 4 hours. Finally she had enough and kicked her out for refusing to improve or do anything. She still goes around insisting that her mom kicked her out for being gay, which she didn't even know her daughter was at the time. She didn't come out until after she had to move in with someone else.
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Tythas posted:AITA for making my son homeless? way to gently caress up, you waited too long and the Army won't take him now
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Tythas posted:AITA for making my son homeless? Whatever happened to that dude a couple years ago who was in the news for being evicted by his parents? also IIRC he was also not paying his child support. and buying swords? I dunno i might be mixing a few things up
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Odd posted:Whatever happened to that dude a couple years ago who was in the news for being evicted by his parents? also IIRC he was also not paying his child support. and buying swords? I dunno i might be mixing a few things up He's failing at blogging!  He also might be going to jail!
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Odd posted:Whatever happened to that dude a couple years ago who was in the news for being evicted by his parents? also IIRC he was also not paying his child support. and buying swords? I dunno i might be mixing a few things up you're going to have to narrow it down a bit lmao the comments section of that one is absolutely packed with large adult sons absolutely outraged that a NEET could simply be evicted even though he really didn't feel like helping himself in any way
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:way to gently caress up, you waited too long and the Army won't take him now lol what? The army will absolutely take a 25 year old. Why do you think they wouldn't?
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Jun 18, 2019 17:47
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chitoryu12 posted:I'm [M/22] and listening to "dancing queen" by ABBA made me really depressed about my life, age and girls.I'm also in love with this girl [18/F] from okcupid who thinks im a stalker. LOL! Needing to google "dancing queen lyric meanings " interpretations like it's a Dylan song.
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Jun 18, 2019 17:48
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at this rate they're going to need a special garbage truck so you can just haul your neet out onto the curb and leave them there for pick up
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Jun 18, 2019 17:49
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AITA for telling my girlfriend that she's wearing too much make upquote:The girl I've been dating for a few months is 18 and wears foundation, blusher and fills in her eyebrows and eyelashes. She knows I don't like it when she wears all of this at once but I'm not controlling and I'll only tell her if it looks bad or something, and that's because I don't want her to feel bad about how she looks.
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Tythas posted:AITA for making my son homeless?
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Palpek posted:Yes, quite shocking that the son didn't just "face the world head on" out of his depression. Just like driving him to the homeless shelter wasn't a wake up call that this dude really honestly thought it would be but rather it just made the son homeless. He didn't need a psychiatrist because pills wouldn't cure the psychological issues, he needed a psychotherapist. Who knows what the underlying issue really was as this guy doesn't go into the upbringing part at all, what he wrote reads totally psychologically clueless. It's a loving tragic story but one that is sadly really often the cause of people becoming homeless. if your fat adult son can't even muster the energy to stop you rolling him onto the curb I don't think they can be therapized unless there's a special course for interpreting the groans caused by fat pressing down on the lungs.
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Motherfucker posted:oof. I dunno what to think. On the one hand my goon heart goes out to the depressed sadsack but on the other, he was warned and at 25 its completely reasonable to be get kicked out of the nest. That definitely could have been handled better. Instead of spending 3 years just telling him to get a job then full-on kicking him out, you coulda moved him into a lovely efficiency apartment at the 2-year mark, paid the first 3-6 months of rent, and let him know he was on his own after that. Kinda hard to get a job from being full-on homeless. (Unless he accidentally stumbles into an Army recruiter low on their quota.)
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kimbo305 posted:
Thank gently caress for that. It was the only thing I've ever read that made me physically gag and the fact that it was fiction makes the world a brighter place.
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homeless people, well known for being able to get jobs with zero trouble
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LanceHunter posted:That definitely could have been handled better. Instead of spending 3 years just telling him to get a job then full-on kicking him out, you coulda moved him into a lovely efficiency apartment at the 2-year mark, paid the first 3-6 months of rent, and let him know he was on his own after that. Kinda hard to get a job from being full-on homeless. (Unless he accidentally stumbles into an Army recruiter low on their quota.) They need a special suit they can put him in that has space for the dad so he can slip in behind him and kinda weekend at bernies him around his entire life while hes just not feelin' it.
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Uh yea, he clearly has one or multiple mental illnesses, let's make him homeless. That will straighten him out. I hope this guy survives his parents, but probably not. gently caress these poo poo boomers.
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chitoryu12 posted:TIFU by teaching middle schoolers the art of "The Cycle" so now they know how to fart on command. i'm staggered by the power of this fifth grader who was able to Fart so Powerfully He Destroyed His Own Birthday
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Chomp8645 posted:lol what? The army will absolutely take a 25 year old. Why do you think they wouldn't? they're taking 25-year-olds but since we got out of Iraq I'm p sure they've stopped taking this kind of 25-year-old Palpek posted:Yes, quite shocking that the son didn't just "face the world head on" out of his depression. Just like driving him to the homeless shelter wasn't a wake up call that this dude really honestly thought it would be but rather it just made the son homeless. He didn't need a psychiatrist because pills wouldn't cure the psychological issues, he needed a psychotherapist. Who knows what the underlying issue really was as this guy doesn't go into the upbringing part at all, what he wrote reads totally psychologically clueless. It's a loving tragic story but one that is sadly really often the cause of people becoming homeless. hard disagree this is obvs the motivation the kid needs to bootstraps himself into becoming a millionaire CEO, in ten years' time he'll look back on this from his penthouse suite and thank his good ol' dad for teaching him Personal Responsibility only 15 years too late
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Motherfucker posted:if your fat adult son can't even muster the energy to stop you rolling him onto the curb I don't think they can be therapized unless there's a special course for interpreting the groans caused by fat pressing down on the lungs. Depression is a mental illness. You can't will yourself or snap out of it. I've seen extreme cases where people have been to therapy and inpatient and done the medication roulette for 20+ years with minimal improvement. And this person desperately wanted to get better. Sometimes nothing helps. Sometimes you have a lovely or ignorant support system that hinders or enables more than helps. You wouldn't drop someone with broken pelvis at the homeless shelter because they're not pulling their weight or earning a living. Instead of focusing on how their kid wasn't achieving the proper milestones for their age, they should have been pushing him to focus on his mental health instead and taken him to a depression center or mental health facility instead of a homeless shelter.
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Motherfucker posted:if your fat adult son can't even muster the energy to stop you rolling him onto the curb I don't think they can be therapized unless there's a special course for interpreting the groans caused by fat pressing down on the lungs. Also I get that your gimmick is to be the dumbest rear end in a top hat on a page but the trash that you write here lately is really dire. This entire page of your posts is loving trash that SA should take out for a garbage truck to collect.
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Tythas posted:AITA for making my son homeless? How much support are you supposed to give people like this before they start to drag you down with them? I know more than a few people who fit this mold and the truth is that on my days off, I see them logged on to World of Warcraft or they are playing smite or whatever. It just seems like the absolute minimum effort would be to go get a lovely retail job or something, anything to pay the bills. I feel bad for their parents but the truth is that sometimes the social security net is helping too much financially, and it can take months before you can see a therapist in the UK. Depression is absolutely a disease but it is one where unfortunately, the first step has to be taken for any hope of recovery. No one recovers from depression by being enabled to wallow at home.
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Motherfucker posted:oof. I dunno what to think. On the one hand my goon heart goes out to the depressed sadsack but on the other, he was warned and at 25 its completely reasonable to be get kicked out of the nest. maybe the first step is "we found you this basement studio apartment, that's where you live now" instead of just straight to the homeless shelter but idk
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They could not have handled their son worse. Why did he go off medication? How was he supposed to even apply for jobs without a fixed address or a phone number? The dad seems to have it in his head that his son just needed a big dose of the real world to make a man of him, and that he'd just show up a few months later at their doorstep in a three piece suit as a Randian superman of business.
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cumshitter posted:They could not have handled their son worse. Why did he go off medication? How was he supposed to even apply for jobs without a fixed address or a phone number? i don't understand this post without references to your honkin' doad and cheerful gay adventures
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cumshitter posted:They could not have handled their son worse. Why did he go off medication? How was he supposed to even apply for jobs without a fixed address or a phone number? hey it could still work and as a bonus when he does he'll also hate boomers as much as the rest of the world, his dad will be delighted to see him and be crying tears of joy / pain from getting kicked directly on the balls.
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Even if he didn't have mental health issues, there's a billion steps between "doing nothing and let him keep doing nothing" and "dropping him off at the homeless shelter." Like, start by cutting off his internet access and make him pay for internet usage. Plus I can't say that there are many workplaces that will offer him a job if he has no address or phone. Congrats on dooming your kid with depression and ADD to a life of squalor. And upon re-reading the story, I had to laugh at OP saying that he used a throwaway account because his son reads reddit. How is he gonna read Reddit without internet, and if he did read it, he would know its you, dingus.
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chitoryu12 posted:TIFU by not making the bed and causing my wife's entire family to panic I had this exact same thing happen to me last year. My Wife was curled up on the couch, covered in blankets with a pillow over her head. I spent literally an hour looking for her before she finally popped up and asked me to make her something to eat.
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