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Jerry Cotton posted:Anyone over the age of 12 playing any kind of Pokemon in any way is a loving weirdo. Pokemon is the Star Trek of anime. that's kind of redundant though anyone playing any kind of anime game is a weirdo
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# ? Jun 18, 2019 19:57 |
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mind the walrus posted:Interestingly this is the schadenfreude regarding whatever latest bullshit is going on. Apparently in the newest game you can't import all the old Pokemon from prior games, which is riling fans the gently caress up. This is the last straw in over a decade of apparently poor decisions Game Freak has made-- poor coding, discarding features from one game to the next, subpar graphics, etc. --and the hardcore community will not have it no sir. lol that's kind of awesome that there are idiot weabos crying over their children's video game not having photorealistic dongs or whatever
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# ? Jun 18, 2019 20:01 |
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mind the walrus posted:Interestingly this is the schadenfreude regarding whatever latest bullshit is going on. Apparently in the newest game you can't import all the old Pokemon from prior games, which is riling fans the gently caress up. This is the last straw in over a decade of apparently poor decisions Game Freak has made-- poor coding, discarding features from one game to the next, subpar graphics, etc. --and the hardcore community will not have it no sir. why do they need to make new pokemon or new pokemon games? just run Pokemon Gold through a randomizer and bam you got a new pokemon game.
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# ? Jun 18, 2019 20:04 |
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Maybe the answer for threatening to break up with The Thing They Like is "We were dating?"
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# ? Jun 18, 2019 20:04 |
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Rutibex posted:why do they need to make new pokemon or new pokemon games? just run Pokemon Gold through a randomizer and bam you got a new pokemon game. Ew. Gold was really bad.
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# ? Jun 18, 2019 20:06 |
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mind the walrus posted:Those are for 25-35 year-old yuppies who remember Pokemon as children, just spat out their first crotch-goblin, to get them to keep some Pokemon poo poo around the house so when little Sam and Suzy are older they're primed to recognize it as a brand. The products themselves are deliberately stripped-down, unchallenging piddle that a new parent could conceivably pop on a few times in a sleep-deprived haze and still win a round or two. They're not a celebration of you, the 30-something who is on Generation 8 and still hasn't picked up on the fact that Pokemon doesn't and never did care about you playing past the age when you were supposed to start having sex. this may be the case in america but in japan they have entire fashion lines where they hire world-famous designers to make outrageously priced clothes that are barely tangentially themed on such-and-such pokemon. life-long consumer retention is majorly a thing there e: and pokemon is just the tip of the iceberg. japanese corpos have extensive experience in this field. all their IPs that existed before you or i were born, they're still going and all the aging boomers and even the ancient great grandparents are still buying doraemon products. the mouse? poo poo, disney has wet dreams about what japan pulls off on a daily basis. it's very ozymandias. pokemon will outlive us all Fur20 fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Jun 18, 2019 |
# ? Jun 18, 2019 20:18 |
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Brand retention from using the name on expensive fashion isn't the same as "buys, plays, and expects much from mainline Pokemon games."
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# ? Jun 18, 2019 20:25 |
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Rutibex posted:why do they need to make new pokemon or new pokemon games? just run Pokemon Gold through a randomizer and bam you got a new pokemon game. Because they want money but need to add a little bit of new stuff in order to convince people that they're not just buying the same thing again
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# ? Jun 18, 2019 20:29 |
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Rutibex posted:nah, if your going to pirate the games anyway you can get a cheap Android box + two bluetooth controllers to emulate PS1 for cheaper than a PS1 classic. and the android box will emulate other stuff without modding They are 30-40 bux cuz no one wants em and piss easy to mod. E- you can also use just about any USB and bluetooth control via retro arch ChazTurbo fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Jun 18, 2019 |
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I just picked up this game on sale so sorry for the Old rear end Hot Take, but Darkest Dungeon got repetitive real fast and it's not really giving me any incentive to keep progressing.
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 00:20 |
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That's about right. I had a lot of fun until I found myself with a bunch of Level 3-4 parties and nothing about the exploration/combat had evolved from the beginning, then I put it down and 100% forgot about it until you posted.
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 00:22 |
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Yup that's exactly where I'm at. gently caress grinding for 30 minutes to get enough resources to set yourself up for another 30 minute grind plus a couple marginal stat improvements for one of your characters who might die and lose it all.
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 00:26 |
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Plus I kept finding myself saying "I'll work through this adventure with a party I don't really like so I can play as the fun comp next time" and eventually realized there was no fun comp.
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 00:33 |
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you just don't "get" it. the fun is the slow, banal suffering
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 00:35 |
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If there is one game I don't get it's Darkest Dungeon. I bought it the day it came out because it sounded really cool and there wasn't a single thing I liked about. The gameplay just felt totally boring and I don't like the art either.
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 00:40 |
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ChazTurbo posted:They are 30-40 bux cuz no one wants em and piss easy to mod. name your USB memory stick "SONY" and it boots off it, loving lol.
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 03:35 |
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Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:name your USB memory stick "SONY" and it boots off it, loving lol. this is about as hard as it was to mod an original PS1
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 04:27 |
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veni veni veni posted:If there is one game I don't get it's Darkest Dungeon. I bought it the day it came out because it sounded really cool and there wasn't a single thing I liked about. The gameplay just felt totally boring and I don't like the art either. The art is a direct take on Mike Mignola's Hellboy. It's very distinctive and works well for its medium. The exact gameplay mechanics of Darkest Dungeon are probably contentious, but the game is undoubtedly carried by its excellent atmosphere, of which the voice acting and artwork contribute a lot. I still have a save file somewhere with a large pile of maxed out guys, but I honestly couldn't be bothered finishing the game. Too much grind.
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 05:58 |
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veni veni veni posted:If there is one game I don't get it's Darkest Dungeon. I bought it the day it came out because it sounded really cool and there wasn't a single thing I liked about. The gameplay just felt totally boring and I don't like the art either. God I am so with you, I really thought that game was for me but nope, it just felt so slow
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 07:18 |
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Darkest Dungeons was a huge letdown. If I want to slam my dick in a drawer, I'll just do it.
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 14:39 |
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I remember darkest dungeon being kinda fun but then again I'd be surprised if my playtime is over two hours
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 15:44 |
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I really enjoy Wizardry 1 and the DS game The Dark Spire, but any other game that says its dungeon crawling bores me. I tried to get into Legend of Grimrock but I hate the combat. When I first heard about Darkest Dungeon it sounded cool but I watched someone play it. Its not really dungeon crawling even if its cribs off of the edge of town type mechanics.
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 15:50 |
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Guys I started playing Doom 2016 and sweet poo poo this is fun! I'm really going out on a limb with this unpopular opinion.
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 16:35 |
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The cool modern-day elements are what makes the Assassin Creed franchise great.
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 17:27 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Guys I started playing Doom 2016 and sweet poo poo this is fun! I almost quit playing the first time since the enemies with shields were so annoying and so un-Doom like. Luckily they stop showing up after the first section. I don't know what they were thinking putting them in in the first place.
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 17:31 |
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Oldstench posted:Darkest Dungeons was a huge letdown. If I want to slam my dick in a drawer, I'll just do it.
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 17:45 |
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Vakal posted:I almost quit playing the first time since the enemies with shields were so annoying and so un-Doom like. You know I didn't consider that but you're absolutely right, although they didn't annoy me that much.
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 17:53 |
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IIRC I chose between buying Darkest Dungeon and Slay the Spire, and it sounds like I chose wisely (Slay the Spire owns)Vakal posted:I almost quit playing the first time since the enemies with shields were so annoying and so un-Doom like. Hollow Knight is really bad for this. The first hour or so is so boring that I actually stopped playing and didn't start it again for like, 6 months.
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 17:53 |
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darkest dungeon looked amazingly unfun and tedious in a bad way and i enjoy wizardry and etrian odyssey and that poo poo
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 17:59 |
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Darkest Dungeon is one of those games where you figure out the formula 10% through but the game expects you to put in 100 more hours of just repeating the same cycle for some reason.
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 18:12 |
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mind the walrus posted:Interestingly this is the schadenfreude regarding whatever latest bullshit is going on. Apparently in the newest game you can't import all the old Pokemon from prior games, which is riling fans the gently caress up. This is the last straw in over a decade of apparently poor decisions Game Freak has made-- poor coding, discarding features from one game to the next, subpar graphics, etc. --and the hardcore community will not have it no sir. didn’t really read this but lol at using the term yuppie in 2019 you loving goober
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SPACE HOMOS posted:I really enjoy Wizardry 1 and the DS game The Dark Spire, but any other game that says its dungeon crawling bores me. I tried to get into Legend of Grimrock but I hate the combat. When I first heard about Darkest Dungeon it sounded cool but I watched someone play it. Its not really dungeon crawling even if its cribs off of the edge of town type mechanics. Snow Cone Capone posted:Hollow Knight is really bad for this. The first hour or so is so boring that I actually stopped playing and didn't start it again for like, 6 months. appropriatemetaphor posted:The cool modern-day elements are what makes the Assassin Creed franchise great. Rock My Socks! posted:didnt really read this but lol at using the term yuppie in 2019 you loving goober
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 18:35 |
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The one positive thing about how slow Hollow Knight starts is it made me take in how gosh-darned pretty the game looked, so there is that I guess.steinrokkan posted:Darkest Dungeon is one of those games where you figure out the formula 10% through but the game expects you to put in 100 more hours of just repeating the same cycle for some reason. Eh, Slay the Spire's "advanced" strategies are pretty obvious after about an hour or so's worth of runs, but somehow it's still engaging after a few dozen hours.
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 18:40 |
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Vakal posted:I almost quit playing the first time since the enemies with shields were so annoying and so un-Doom like. I don't remember them feeling that out of place/annoying, but I basically spent my teenage years playing Halo and those guys are definitely inspired by the Jackals there (right down to the hole in the shield leaves their arm and head exposed for no reason). IIRC the only other enemies in that area are the zombies, do I guess the shield guys are supposed to remind you that you're supposed to strafe and jump around in this game. DOOM owns.
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 18:41 |
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Vakal posted:I almost quit playing the first time since the enemies with shields were so annoying and so un-Doom like. It teaches you to use more grenades and explosives in general, a good and valuable lesson
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 19:28 |
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Rock My Socks! posted:didn’t really read this but lol at using the term yuppie in 2019 you loving goober Huh? Is yuppie an old person word now? I still hear it from time to time but admittedly not from teenagers or whatever
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 19:31 |
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appropriatemetaphor posted:The cool modern-day elements are what makes the Assassin Creed franchise great. i always thought they were super cool but i really only played 4 and origins where they're pretty unobtrusive if you don't like them e: maybe i should play others, i think i have a few ps4 ones from pre-origins sitting around somewhere
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 20:18 |
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appropriatemetaphor posted:I remember darkest dungeon being kinda fun but then again I'd be surprised if my playtime is over two hours my playtime is roughly the same. i cleared the tutorial dungeon and my entire team was injured so they couldn't be deployed. so i hired a new crew, and did the first area, and after that run they were injured so they couldn't be deployed. so i hired a new crew and did the first area again, and they were injured so they couldn't be deployed. but the first team was healed up by then so i could use them to do the only place they were really strong enough to do, which was the first area. at that point i said "i see." and uninstalled it
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# ? Jun 19, 2019 20:31 |
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food court bailiff posted:i always thought they were super cool but i really only played 4 and origins where they're pretty unobtrusive if you don't like them Modern series tend to age much more poorly than old game series, I think because there's so much more "we specifically fixed this thing that people hated in the last game." It's much easier to play Super Mario World, then go and enjoy SMB1, say, than it is to play the newest rear end Creed game and then go and try to enjoy the first few, for example.
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The White Dragon posted:my playtime is roughly the same. i cleared the tutorial dungeon and my entire team was injured so they couldn't be deployed. so i hired a new crew, and did the first area, and after that run they were injured so they couldn't be deployed. so i hired a new crew and did the first area again, and they were injured so they couldn't be deployed. but the first team was healed up by then so i could use them to do the only place they were really strong enough to do, which was the first area. Yeah, that sounds rough, but it also kind of makes me want a fantasy version of Jagged Alliance 1/2 where you have to manage a team of
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