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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
get busy livin', or get busy squachin'

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

day 2:

drew keeps drinking all the beer, thinking of fragging him next sundown...little "accident" with the crossbow...mite tie him up and use him as live squatch bate

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Goddammit I said it's pronounced SAY-squatch. Why the hell you call it SASS quatch like it's running it's mouth at you? Ain't no sass-quatch it's a SAY squatch. Christ.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Brought two dozen donuts for squatch baitin'. I am one with the squatch, we both like donuts.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

SQUATCH
ON
BOARD




Edit:









SQUATCHIN'
4
JESUS

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Jun 18, 2019

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Look, maybe I shouldn't have put the acronym on all our merchandise, but I really think the American Squatch Society is really going to take off as an organization soon!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Pennsylvanians Investigating Sasquatch Sightings

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Your northern brothers, Wisconsinites United Surveying Squatch & Eating Snacks has you covered

Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007

Why don't the poors simply buy more money?
Fun Shoe
I am part of the Bigfoot Investigation Team & Chupacabra Hunters

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Willfrey posted:

I am part of the Bigfoot Investigation Team & Chupacabra Hunters

I told you for the last goddamn time; this is Squatch territory! Jesus did you do any research?!

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Guy's I see him! His nutsack is massiv- no wait... just a squirrel teabagging my rifle scope.

Huh, that squirrel had one giant beanbag.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Willfrey posted:

I am part of the Bigfoot Investigation Team & Chupacabra Hunters

Then you can get your rear end back to the West Coast. We're in Squatch territory here pal and don't take kindly to strangers that didn't bring their own lube and SQUATCH snacks. This ain't communish CHYNA aint gonna share mine with u!!!

HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos
GOD drat IT DREW DID YOU DRINK ALL MY SOYLENT??

Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007

Why don't the poors simply buy more money?
Fun Shoe
I caught a bigfoot on camera no sqatches yet

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Willfrey posted:

I caught a bigfoot on camera no sqatches yet

may I see it?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Sasquatch is probably the coolest cryptid out there...

Snowglobe of Doom posted:









SQUATCHIN'
4
JESUS

Oh, never mind.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Have you guys ever stopped to think everyone's looking FOR the SQUATCH but no one wants to ask HOW the SQUATCH is doing??

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The Bassquatch never gets his due, always overshadowed by his loud and attractive bandmates.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ok another night of squatch hunting bout to kick off, got the supplies here, goldschlager and redbulls, they call em glitter bombs where im from.

the squatch wont know what hit em. :clint:

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
anyone else really wanna gently caress a sexy lady squatch

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Colonel Cancer posted:

The Bassquatch never gets his due, always overshadowed by his loud and attractive bandmates.

better than the basquiatch, who dies of a heroin overdose at the height of its artistic peak

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


LORD OF BOOTY posted:

anyone else really wanna gently caress a sexy lady squatch

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

anyone else really wanna gently caress a sexy lady squatch

Hell no!
You gotta be joking with that sick poo poo!
No I do not, no. Nope. No way.
But if you did could you imagine what them feet SMELL like? I mean good LORD I CAN'T, I can tell you that much.
...but I mean if tried could you?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Squacth Crotch

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

:rolleyes:
This ain't my first squatch hunt that's just a dude in a lady sasquatch suit.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Joe says he hosed a squatch in the woods once.
I believe him too, that freaky bastard.
Said she was real lady like up until..y'know...then, well..he said...well he said she just flat out
[Imitating Siren]

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

better than the basquiatch, who dies of a heroin overdose at the height of its artistic peak

which is better still than basquash, which was a bad anime about playing basketball with giant robots.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

anyone else really wanna gently caress a sexy lady squatch

Fer Chrissakes Jimbo, what the hell else you think I’m out here for??!

CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Harambe knew the secret of the Squatch, for they were kin.

Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007

Why don't the poors simply buy more money?
Fun Shoe

Big Beef City posted:

may I see it?

Aw dang sun got in the pic an over exposed, but if you look closely you can make out a knee, a BIG one too!

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

*throws in dip*

You all unkempt motherfuckers want to trifle bout Squatch huntin.

*spits*

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
Drew's wife came into ma tent last night, had a reel gud time, too. Now we all know Barbara's a gud party grrrl, but Drew, ya gotta tell her she gotta drat well shave 'cause man, t'was like makin' out with drat Chewbacca ah tell ya

HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos

AKZ posted:

*throws in dip*

You all unkempt motherfuckers want to trifle bout Squatch huntin.

*spits*

*accidentally swallows and vomits*

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Angelwolf posted:

Drew's wife came into ma tent last night, had a reel gud time, too. Now we all know Barbara's a gud party grrrl, but Drew, ya gotta tell her she gotta drat well shave 'cause man, t'was like makin' out with drat Chewbacca ah tell ya

You too?! drat, that Barbara, she ain’t shy!

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
You absolute fools, Barbara is just Drew in a chewbacca suit! We've been over this stop enabling him it distracts of from the hunt of the SQUATCH

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

So hold up.
If Barbara over there is Drew in a chewbacca suit...
Who's THAT Drew?

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Big Beef City posted:

So hold up.
If Barbara over there is Drew in a chewbacca suit...
Who's THAT Drew?

Might be a SQUATCH grab the camera fellers and get the baby oil!!!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

numberoneposter posted:

:rolleyes:
This ain't my first squatch hunt that's just a dude in a lady sasquatch suit.

Nah i called it’s legit. :phone: :gizz:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Forget big foot I'm out hunting for big cock :q:

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Nooner posted:

Forget big foot I'm out hunting for big cock :q:

Oooooo yeah sorry that’s gonna be even harder to find.. :flaccid:

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