ITT we are a group of dudes out hunting SQUATCH

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Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Hey guys, I brought 2 cases of Natty Light, think that is gonna be enough???

# ? Jun 17, 2019 00:57

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# ? May 11, 2024 10:38

free hubcaps: Oct 12, 2009

do you guys think that Isaac guy who hired us was legit?

# ? Jun 17, 2019 01:20

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

free hubcaps posted:

do you guys think that Isaac guy who hired us was legit?

The card he gave me said he worked for Discovery Channel, but he did pay us in home deport gift cards which was kind of odd now that you mention it.

# ? Jun 17, 2019 01:26

Macnult: Jul 7, 2013

[readies blurry camera]

# ? Jun 17, 2019 01:37

Mr. Bones: Jan 2, 2011; ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues

I know there's nothing out here, but I'm going to pretend to be scared anyway because I don't want to spoil the fun for my pals

# ? Jun 17, 2019 02:00

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

HOLY gently caress BRO WHAT WAS THAT!!1

# ? Jun 17, 2019 02:01

Mr. Bones: Jan 2, 2011; ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues

Freaks out after seeing a group of large, lumbering figures in the distance, which upon reviewing the footage later is pretty obviously another group of squatch hunters

# ? Jun 17, 2019 02:02

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

# ? Jun 17, 2019 02:11

HamAdams: Jun 29, 2018; yospos

I stopped at the gas station and got some 5 hour energies and a bunch of twinkies, you guys want some?

# ? Jun 17, 2019 02:13

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Oh yeah, just loving duper stoked for when the resources SQUATCHBASE GAMMA receives from commercial advertising enterprise with the American people starts to make the other squatchbases covetous of the booming economy being established by Gamma-people while the more traditional squatchbases are stuck hydroponically growing SQUATCHBEETS for export to America at low cost and razor thin margins for the farmers. Just silly pumped for when Sasquatch Council members from all but SQUATCHBASE GAMMA attend secret meetings in an attempt to find a way to seize GAMMA'a resources for themselves and end up embroiling the country in a thirty generation war that leaves dear America a husk of it's former productive self. Extremely mega-jazzed for when the last sasquatches left on a dying state park forest with no access to the once generous and nutritious beet fields or even clean water sit in the woods and think to themselves what the hell is it even for. Just so :stoked:

# ? Jun 17, 2019 02:13

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

HamAdams posted:

I stopped at the gas station and got some 5 hour energies and a bunch of twinkies, you guys want some?

Did you remember to get my sugar free Rock Star ??? Doctor says I'm pre-diabetic and gotta cut out the sugar you know.

# ? Jun 17, 2019 02:29

Ape Agitator: Feb 19, 2004; Soylent Green is Monkeys; College Slice

I'll be honest guys, the last 48 times we went out we're getting a little discouraging but I can feel it now: this is gonna be the ONE! [secret hand gesture]SQUATCH WATCH[/secret hand gesture]

# ? Jun 17, 2019 02:33

Brute Hole Force: Dec 25, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Guys don't go under my tree stand, that gas station tuna sandwich ain't sitting right.

# ? Jun 17, 2019 02:36

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

/starts banging on a tree with a branch and howling like Ric Flair

/hears a random sound in the forest

Wood knocks! WOOD KNOCKS! The ancient and revered Sasquatch people have acknowledged our presence!!!

# ? Jun 17, 2019 02:59

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

*Shows up with three bottle of grey goose, a case of Mickey's malt liquor, a bottle of baby oil and three dozen condoms*

...oh, we're actually going to search for big foot? gently caress, I thought it was a euphemism. Goddamnit my whole weekend is ruined now!

# ? Jun 17, 2019 03:00

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Oh yeah these woods are definitely squatchy. Definitely squatchy. I'm feeling lucky, today is going to be the day!!!

# ? Jun 17, 2019 03:01

Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

# ? Jun 17, 2019 03:15

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Honky Dong Country posted:

Lol whut?

# ? Jun 17, 2019 03:20

dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

My headband flashlight is broken so now it's just a regular flashlight, can I still come?

# ? Jun 17, 2019 03:23

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Honky Dong Country posted:

Hirsute? Her STRONG suit, more like!

# ? Jun 17, 2019 03:26

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Honky Dong Country posted:

This is the worst squatch reconstruction I've ever seen, we've known since the 50s that bigfoot had giant hairy titties (as well as a thicc butt)

https://i.imgur.com/SbFgC31.mp4

# ? Jun 17, 2019 04:10

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

i hope this squach hunt ain't sans squatch

# ? Jun 17, 2019 04:16

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Honky Dong Country posted:

Too much sass in this squatch

# ? Jun 17, 2019 04:20

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Did that guy with the night vision goggles come this time?

# ? Jun 17, 2019 04:38

Brute Hole Force: Dec 25, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

He took off with one of those of hookers that was in front of the Circle K, so yes and no.

# ? Jun 17, 2019 04:54

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Tony Snark posted:

He took off with one of those of hookers that was in front of the Circle K, so yes and no.

Well at least he's tuggin.

# ? Jun 17, 2019 04:58

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Tell my wife me and the boys are going Bigfoot hunting for the weekend. Load up my backpack with nothing but condoms and baby oil.

# ? Jun 17, 2019 05:07

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

*Realizes he really needs to differentiate in the flyer what kind of SQUATCH hunt this is* (even weekends woods orgy odd weekends paranormal hunt).

# ? Jun 17, 2019 05:09

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.