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Dunking on Max Landis will never not be funny
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God drat that's goooood.
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Jun 18, 2019 20:22
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Max Landis is piece of poo poo.
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Jun 18, 2019 20:31
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That's why we're allowed to make fun of him
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Jun 18, 2019 20:34
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I don't get the joke about the helicopter parent
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Jun 18, 2019 20:35
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orange sky posted:I don't get the joke about the helicopter parent I think his dad killed some kids on the set of the twilight zone movie with a helicopter
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Jun 18, 2019 20:36
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That joke has been made before. Even dare I say on theae dead forums. Doesn't make it less good just not as trenchant I'll show myself out
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Jun 18, 2019 20:38
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He's the rich boy son of a child murderer charged with sexual abuse, he doesn't deserve trenchant.
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Jun 18, 2019 20:39
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mind the walrus posted:He's the rich boy son of a child murderer charged with sexual abuse, he doesn't deserve trenchant. He doesn't deserve anything imo just saying pedantically "I have heard this joke!" And honestly I heard it here first, last time he faced the same allegations 
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Jun 18, 2019 20:47
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:I think his dad killed some kids on the set of the twilight zone movie with a helicopter to elaborate, there was a helicopter accident on set that killed three people, two of which were children. quote:Le and Chen were being paid under the table to circumvent California's child labor laws, which did not permit children to work at night. Landis opted not to seek a special waiver, either because he did not think he would get permission for such a late hour or because he knew he would not get approval to have young children in a scene with a large number of explosives. The casting agents were unaware that the children would be involved in the scene. Associate producer George Folsey, Jr. told the children's parents not to tell any firefighters on set that the children were part of the scene, and hid them from a fire safety officer who also worked as a welfare worker. A fire safety officer was concerned the blasts would cause a crash, but did not tell Landis of his concerns.[3][7] Morrow's friend and former Combat! co-star Dick Peabody wrote that Morrow's last words a few minutes before the accident were "I've got to be crazy to do this shot. I should've asked for a double."[8] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twilight_Zone_accident edit: forgot what thread I was in, so have a mildly funny picture 
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Jun 18, 2019 20:51
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:I think his dad killed some kids on the set of the twilight zone movie with a helicopter He also killed character actor Vic Morrow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFnUNVfNRPc
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Jun 18, 2019 20:53
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MisterBibs posted:
Now if it was a hotdog it'd be really dangerous.
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Jun 18, 2019 21:11
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Jun 18, 2019 22:27
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It's eventually parse-able.
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Jun 19, 2019 01:47
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Baron von Eevl posted:Now if it was a hotdog it'd be really dangerous. how did it cost 47 bucks? Or is that the joke?
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Jun 19, 2019 01:55
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It's a 3 pound cut. $15 a pound isn't that unusual when it comes to the more popular parts of the cow.
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Jun 19, 2019 02:04
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Also a pound of meat is about as much as you would want for a meal, so a well-prepared $15 pound of steak should be high quality.
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Jun 19, 2019 02:48
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chitoryu12 posted:The Express Passes at Universal and Flash Passes at Six Flags are extra cost front-of-line passes that put you through an alternate queue directly onto the ride (or pre-show if that's necessary). The Disney FastPass is a reservation system where you acquire a pass for a certain time, which costs no money (unless you're at Disneyland, the cheapskates), and lets you enter that faster queue at the time on your pass. They used to be paper tickets printed at a kiosk, but now you can do it on your phone and apply it to your Magic Band that also functions as your room key, park ticket, and linked credit card. This is dumb. Go to Enchanted Forest in Salem, Oregon, and you can have a way radder experience for $12 a head and you can heckle whatever teenager they're forcing to pretend he's abraham lincoln that year. Also the haunted house is legit scary as gently caress* and the longest I've waited for it wassssss about 20 seconds * it's actually the most phenomenal exploitation of expectations set by bigger parks. nothing in the haunted house is actually automatic. they choose the most sadistic teen on staff to watch you on cctv and hit buttons as you go through the house to maximize how much it fucks with you. for this reason it is also never the same experience twice. you're dead sure you get a slam or a gust of wind when you trip the laser?... but no????.... or the skeleton does nothing until that split-second you give up and start turning away. anyway I had a friend who did it and it's incredibly effective
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Jun 19, 2019 03:59
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also coffee is somehow cheaper in enchanted forest than it is anywhere outside the park 
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Jun 19, 2019 04:01
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Jun 19, 2019 05:08
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Horse racing is really fun. Stopped going when I became a bit more knowledgeable about the problematic parts of it (locally, at least) but dining rooms full of clones of the monopoly man and their wives dressed as rich Titanic passengers taking sincerely and confidently about Yeet Menace, Burn In Hell Kevin and Cosby's Shame is such an experience.
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Jun 19, 2019 06:01
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Harvey Mantaco posted:Horse racing is really fun. Stopped going when I became a bit more knowledgeable about the problematic parts of it (locally, at least) but dining rooms full of clones of the monopoly man and their wives dressed as rich Titanic passengers taking sincerely and confidently about Yeet Menace, Burn In Hell Kevin and Cosby's Shame is such an experience. "parts"?
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Jun 19, 2019 06:18
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chitoryu12 posted:Also a pound of meat is about as much as you would want for a meal, so a well-prepared $15 pound of steak should be high quality. One entire pound for a meal??? I guess it depends on the person lol. Also, I still have you mentally associated with the oh dear avatar. Go get that back, please!
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Jun 19, 2019 06:26
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DontMockMySmock posted:"parts"? Like everything with horse
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Jun 19, 2019 06:29
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They should replace the horses with those creepy/adorable Boston Dynamics dog robots
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Jun 19, 2019 06:33
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Poor Fortnite Dance, thought of floss and died
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Jun 19, 2019 06:34
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Pick posted:This is dumb. Go to Enchanted Forest in Salem, Oregon, and you can have a way radder experience for $12 a head and you can heckle whatever teenager they're forcing to pretend he's abraham lincoln that year.
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Jun 19, 2019 06:53
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Harvey Mantaco posted:Horse racing is really fun. Stopped going when I became a bit more knowledgeable about the problematic parts of it (locally, at least) but dining rooms full of clones of the monopoly man and their wives dressed as rich Titanic passengers taking sincerely and confidently about Yeet Menace, Burn In Hell Kevin and Cosby's Shame is such an experience. One of the best parts of The Maias, one of the better known Portuguese novels, is just making fun of people who go to the race track. It's extra funny because it's just Portuguese wannabes immitating the British. The whole book is satiric. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Os_Maias It's a really good book and I recommend it.
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Jun 19, 2019 06:59
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Jesus chrsit can they just tell us what he did? It's just a constant barrage of "he did something bad. He's emotionally abusive. He is a dick and a oval office and a bad person but I won't tell you what he did" Is he a raper or a beater or a creeper
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Jun 19, 2019 07:01
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Collapsing Farts posted:Jesus chrsit can they just tell us what he did? Groomer, predator, rapist. Like an choadwarrior trifecta given human form.
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Jun 19, 2019 07:05
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Yes
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Jun 19, 2019 07:05
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Collapsing Farts posted:Jesus chrsit can they just tell us what he did? He's a raper, he's a beater, he's a midnight creeper, He preys on ladies in the suuuunnnnnn.
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Jun 19, 2019 07:08
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Harvey Mantaco posted:Yeet Menace, Burn In Hell Kevin and Cosby's Shame I'm not sure I ever want to know for certain if you made these up or not, to be honest. I'm happiest not knowing but believing.
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Jun 19, 2019 07:13
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Collapsing Farts posted:Jesus chrsit can they just tell us what he did? and they wonder why long form journalism isn't profitable anymore  quote:He showed me abuse and humiliation porn and constantly tested my boundaries—this became murkier and murkier as our relationship got more tumultuous, as I grew to view sex with him as the only way to receive love and connect,” Julie wrote in her statement. “This lead to me allowing myself to become more and more abused. He claimed that seeing me cry was a turn-on—this later turned into a routine of him yelling and humiliating me until I cried, then having sex with me while I continued to cry with no regard or effort to make things right. He’d instigate fights, belittle and upset me, just so he could have sex with me, and the real, legitimate fights ended the same way. He choked me until I passed out and did humiliating, degrading things to me that I still can’t manage to write out on paper.” This is just one of many allegations they're reporting. The article does a great job of showing exactly why he's a horrible scumbag and its so much more than just that he rapes people, (as if that isn't enough). I'd recommend you read it if you've got the stomach for it. voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 07:22 on Jun 19, 2019 |
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Jun 19, 2019 07:19
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prayer group posted:I'm not sure I ever want to know for certain if you made these up or not, to be honest. I'm happiest not knowing but believing. Best racehorse name ever is Hoof Hearted, it's never going to get better than that and they should just shut the whole thing down now
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Jun 19, 2019 07:35
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Memento posted:Best racehorse name ever is Hoof Hearted, it's never going to get better than that and they should just shut the whole thing down now Best racehorse name is Potoooooooo
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Jun 19, 2019 08:07
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bike tory posted:Best racehorse name is Potoooooooo
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Jun 19, 2019 08:31
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bike tory posted:Best racehorse name is Potoooooooo That is a drat fine name for a horse, but my second point still stands.
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Has anyone made a joke yet about max landis and the term “helicopter parent” yet? If not I have one ready to go.
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