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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Facebook Aunt posted:

What was even the point of the balaclava? Did he think he might get away and return to his normal life after after murdering some folks? You don't need to conceal your identity if you expect to go down in a blaze of glory.

He was ugly.

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Skratchez
Dec 28, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Throwing the battery that powers your life continuing apparatuses into the ocean would be the ultimate foot to exit on.

Is it okay to throw radiation sources into the ocean? Like a pacemaker? Asking for my friend Dick C.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
cyberpunk truck unveiled

https://youtu.be/R35gWBtLCYg

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/YourFriendCrud/status/1141093521618866187?s=19

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

the Ur-Karen, Scourge of Supervisors

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

She Who Calls and Chats With Customer Service At The Same Time

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Dungeon Ecology posted:

the Ur-Karen, Scourge of Supervisors

We are the Ur-Karen Kohr-Ah.
We speak to management.
You will soon be fired.
Make whatever updates are necessary to your resume.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Good vid, but I would've called it TRUCKULA

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Android Apocalypse posted:

Good vid, but I would've called it TRUCKULA

Dig through the ditches and burn through the glitches

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

She got dicked down by a cop once in the 80's and he bailed and now she's like full on trying to honey pot them in her sunset years, jokes on her it's a vinegar in the pot now.

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




LifeSunDeath posted:

She got dicked down by a cop once in the 80's and he bailed and now she's like full on trying to honey pot them in her sunset years, jokes on her it's a vinegar in the pot now.

:chloe:

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

LifeSunDeath posted:

She got dicked down by a cop once in the 80's and he bailed and now she's like full on trying to honey pot them in her sunset years, jokes on her it's a vinegar in the pot now.

drat dude dont put yr mom on blast like that

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


Is that virtue signaling or bootlicking? Both?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Dungeon Ecology posted:

drat dude dont put yr mom on blast like that

Mom's dead, she was shot in the puss with a Taurus 9mm during foreplay.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Faustian Bargain posted:

Is that virtue signaling or bootlicking? Both?

Boot signaling

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

LifeSunDeath posted:

Mom's dead, she was shot in the puss with a Taurus 9mm during foreplay.

Strange way to describe your dad's dick, but I guess you know him better than us

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
To be fair it's an accurate description, as his dick would unexpectedly go off when shaken violently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fn6GFSwTEw

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Shame your dad wasn't shooting blanks.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

marshmallow creep posted:

Shame your dad wasn't shooting blanks.

:iceburn:

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Ms Adequate posted:

We are the Ur-Karen Kohr-Ah.
We speak to management.
You will soon be fired.
Make whatever updates are necessary to your resume.

Hold! What you are doing to us is wrong! Why do you do this thing?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

me and the good boys

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysiLczMMxps

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




LifeSunDeath posted:

She got dicked down by a cop once in the 80's and he bailed and now she's like full on trying to honey pot them in her sunset years, jokes on her it's a vinegar in the pot now.

They say you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, but have they really tested that? Who are they, anyway? You can catch a hell of a lot of flies with vinegar.

Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

Stuff your dick up your butt for a pleasureful and effective hiding spot

Simultaneously too small, too hard

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Facebook Aunt posted:

They say you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, but have they really tested that? Who are they, anyway? You can catch a hell of a lot of flies with vinegar.

Yeah but we're talking about cop sex here

Lots of cops have sex with vinegar

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Imagine being so pathetic that you could be radicalized by racist teens on a website for anime porn.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

mrpwase posted:

Yeah but we're talking about cop sex here

Lots of cops have sex with vinegar

how is your mom, anyway?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Imagine being so pathetic that you could be radicalized by racist teens on a website for anime porn.

Ian Miles Cheong was radicalized by The Witcher 3 not getting a perfect score from one reviewer. Turns out fragile dumbasses with no good identity of their own are really easy to convince to kill people.

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Imagine being so pathetic that you could be radicalized by racist teens on a website for anime porn.

please do not disrespect are president

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

And the Chad train

Big Mackson
Sep 26, 2009

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Imagine being so pathetic that you could be radicalized by racist teens on a website for anime child porn.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

sounds like you're more of an expert so I guess we'll defer to you

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

chitoryu12 posted:

Ian Miles Cheong was radicalized by The Witcher 3 not getting a perfect score from one reviewer. Turns out fragile dumbasses with no good identity of their own are really easy to convince to kill people.

IMC hasn't killed anyone, yet, unless you count ants.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd/status/1141264101869359106?s=19

BillyC
Feb 19, 2013

everythin' under heaven is in utter chaos, cloud


Bread Liar
https://i.imgur.com/V1jUU5V.mp4

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

JcDent posted:

IMC hasn't killed anyone, yet, unless you count ants.

Not yet but he talked at length in a chatroom about how Hitler was right.

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Big Mackson
Sep 26, 2009

The Bloop posted:

sounds like you're more of an expert so I guess we'll defer to you

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