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- Danger-Pumpkin
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That's the way the bee bumbles.
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Gorgeous people of Monica, I, as your Majestrix and Personal Savior do hereby declare the following to be law: The the word "Despot" be forevermore pronounced similarly to the word "Depot." Any Man caught pronouncing this word in the old fashion will subject to bathe in grape soda, and then ride the hot metal slide, shirtless. Anyone else caught pronouncing this word in the old fashion will be gently reminded that it is no longer pronounced that way.
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Jun 20, 2019 09:55
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- google THIS
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Gorgeous people of Monica, I, as your Majestrix and Personal Savior do hereby declare the following to be law: The the word "Despot" be forevermore pronounced similarly to the word "Depot." Any Man caught pronouncing this word in the old fashion will subject to bathe in grape soda, and then ride the hot metal slide, shirtless. Anyone else caught pronouncing this word in the old fashion will be gently reminded that it is no longer pronounced that way.
This is going to get confusing because my country traditionally greets other dictators with "What up, my home despot?"
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Jun 20, 2019 15:05
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- The Klowner
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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I'm going to the Home Despot to pick up a KING screwdriver set for only $17.95
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Jun 20, 2019 20:40
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All rise for the national anthem.
♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh!...
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Jun 20, 2019 22:47
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- StandardVC10
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This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
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Executive Decree No. 3432
Issued 6/20/19 Approved 6/20/19
The theremin is henceforth the only approved instrument for playing the national anthem. Performance of the national anthem on any other instrument will now be a misdemeanor subject to a fine.
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Jun 21, 2019 03:23
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- TorsvikVonClemson
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No Walters allowed. Dudes only. Donnies are okay but are second class citizens and should be pitied. They're out of their element.
Including pic of my country:
abide.
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Jun 23, 2019 04:06
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- TorsvikVonClemson
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In my country nipples are legal
What's the state of areolas? A bunch of fleshy disks flopping around might be a bridge too far.
abide.
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Jun 23, 2019 06:54
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- Stoner Sloth
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Butt transplantation are hereby free. Everyone is free to improve or replace their butt whenever necessary. Butts are our future.
An improved butt eh.... could we... could we put nipples on it?
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Jun 24, 2019 15:01
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- Thekittymancer
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Citizens of zoofeelia thine shall send your pup's and kits to me
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Jun 10, 2024 11:50
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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This country is basically a democracy I let you all run except for one thing no mentioning the time I crapped my pants at the dinner table or you will be prosecuted and sentenced to crapping your pants at my dinner table it's a really long table and you sit on the other end across from me. It's about like 30 foot really long. If I can't smell the crap or what have you it's not good enough and you gotta try again.
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