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Xik posted:It has gotten to a point where my girlfriend and I signed a contract of an open-relationship until I get my own car.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 14:05 |
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i vomit kittens posted:AITA for putting up a girl's name as the WIFI Name? 100% unreliable narrator. Still pissed after 5 years and willing to nuke a future relationship? Riiiiight
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 14:06 |
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He's so dumb that he couldn't keep the Wifi rename consistent with the rest of the story.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 14:08 |
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MarcusSA posted:100% unreliable narrator. Still pissed after 5 years and willing to nuke a future relationship? Riiiiight
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 14:09 |
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Darkhold posted:I don't understand how someone can say 'he'll be an amazing father' and 'he's going to kick me and our baby out if my vag tightness doesn't meet his approval' in the same post. You can just tell he's the kind of man that expects the regular sex to resume no less than a week after the baby is born, too.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 14:19 |
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Xik posted:The full thing is a rambling mess of "2,255 words 12,002 characters" ^^ my pm inbox right now GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Jun 20, 2019 |
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Dear Prudence - Guilted About Dying Motherquote:Dear Prudence, quote:The hospital and social workers should be the easiest to deal with: Block whichever numbers or email addresses they’ve been using to contact you, and return any mail sent to your home care of sender. You don’t need to argue with them or offer details about the abuse that you suffered. They have no legal or moral grounds from which to harass you into managing your estranged mother’s care. Friends are a lot harder, because you want and need emotional support, compassion, and understanding from them. I’d try putting it to them like this: “I hope that at this point in our relationship you generally trust my judgment. If that’s the case, I’d like to ask you to access some of that trust right now. I’m not being cold, legalistic, or unforgiving. I remember what the first 30 years of my life were like when I was in contact with my mother, and her abuse endangered my mental health, my emotional well-being, and my safety. I cannot be in contact with her. This is a choice I’ve had to make in order to stay alive. I cannot care for her. That’s not a decision I’ve made lightly or cavalierly, and while you may not understand it or relate to it, I do need you to respect it.”
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 14:47 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Fortunately I compiled the whole thing. He deleted his account
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 14:58 |
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I’m a straight man who got head from my gay friend and now I’m questioning everythingquote:I(22M) have been in relationships with only women. A few nights ago, a friend of mine who’s gay(24M) came over to play video games. Eventually, we stopped playing and put on a movie and started drinking. We started asking each other very personal questions as it was very late at night and I was taken back when he asked “have u ever received head from a man”. I didn’t know how to respond and we left it at that. He asked again 10 minutes later and for some reason, I was feeling horny and excited at the prospect of him going down on me. I don’t find men attractive at all but I let him give me a blowjob and it was the best head I’ve ever received from anyone. He knew exactly what to do, and I’ve never had a hard on that fast. He made eye contact while he was going down on me and that’s how I came and he swallowed. It was the best blowjob I’ve ever received in my life. Last night, I asked him to come over to “play video games” and again he gave me an amazing blowjob. The way he uses his tongue around the base is so appealing. Anyway, now I’m confused as to whether or not I’m straight. I would never kiss another man but the blowjob I received from my friend is the greatest experience I’ve ever had. Am I bisexual? quote:Update: Many of you encouraged me to experiment with my friend because now is the time to do so, and I think you’re right and I’m taking your advice. I phoned my friend and told him how I’d like to experiment with him sexually(where both of us don’t have clothes on) and he is coming over tomorrow night. Hopefully by Friday I can provide u with an update on what my sexuality is because frankly, this has been an interesting experience
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 15:00 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:Finally, one of these young women mention what their family thinks it's been mentioned that vaginas go back to normal after childbirth, so this guy is a total moron. He also is not thinking that after a C-section, since they cut through the muscles in a woman's stomach, most women will have a pooch or whatever you want to call it forever that is very difficult to get rid of other than plastic surgery. I'd bet anything if she got a C-section this idiot would complain that she got fat, when it's something that really can't be helped.
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DemoneeHo posted:I’m a straight man Uh huh
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My[19m] crush[19f] slept with a guy she has called an rear end in a top hat and a player[20m] after I ignored her she now talking about dating . I am a virginquote:I am back at my family home now after spring semester is over. My crush we will call her Jamie. Some great comments on this one: quote:The funny thing is that the same traits that make players assholes also make them attractive/popular to women. Don’t ask me why, I don’t understand women. quote:This is what many 19 year old girls do. They like attention from the ahole alphas.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 15:09 |
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i vomit kittens posted:My[19m] crush[19f] slept with a guy she has called an rear end in a top hat and a player[20m] after I ignored her she now talking about dating . I am a virgin Hot take: while it's not really his business who she slept with in a vacuum and this most definitely isn't coming from a good place, it's fair for him to bring up her sleeping with a man both of them vocally espoused distaste for prior and discuss how that makes him uncomfortable Like it's not an incel thing to say "why'd you sleep with a guy you knew was an rear end in a top hat" it's a pretty valid question
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 15:13 |
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An Affair to Remember... by labeaniequote:Hey guys, I am writing because I am so lost at the moment. I really need you guys to not sugarcoat it and tell me straight up what I already know in my heart. [Very] Long post ahead. Will a baby rekindle the lost spark in a marriage? by labeanie quote:I have been daydreaming of starting a family since we were engaged. The past few months, a lot happened and I’ve fallen out of love with my husband. However, I still love him (if that even makes sense). Will starting a family rekindle what we had?
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 15:16 |
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Blade Runner posted:Hot take: while it's not really his business who she slept with in a vacuum and this most definitely isn't coming from a good place, it's fair for him to bring up her sleeping with a man both of them vocally espoused distaste for prior and discuss how that makes him uncomfortable Honestly, I’m guessing that he’d have had a similar issue no matter who it is - it’s not that she slept with a jackass, it’s that she slept with anyone; he’d be rationalizing himself into anybody not being “good enough” for his precious and perfect girl who should only be with me.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 15:27 |
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i vomit kittens posted:I know we aren’t technically dating that phrase is doing a lot of work here ... and really every time it gets used.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 15:31 |
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MagusofStars posted:In a vacuum, maybe. But there’s no way this guy has the social chops to raise the issue in a way that isn’t going to come across as ~purity~ and ~you should be only mine~. Yeah, it's definitely coming from a "she's unpure now!!!" place, which is dumb as poo poo, I'm just saying I could understand someone being kinda uncomfortable in a situation of finding out they were sleeping with someone you and they both seemed to dislike.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 15:35 |
Giant_Pupils posted:He deleted his account It's still there but trying to access the link through mobile seems to have issues. Just in case I'll repost his new stories in chronological order here so they'll be preserved: I got robbed and beat up this morning while picking up. quote:Hey guys, How to avoid being beaten up with no BJJ training? quote:Does anyone have some basic things I can learn just to defend myself? I keep getting my rear end beat and maybe it’s my fault maybe it isn’t. But I’m currently laying in bed with bruises and cuts all over my body and every body part hurts from my face to every toe on my foot. I’m a 19 year old man and I am 5’8 and 110. A girl can take a guy down fairly easily if she gets the right hold on you. quote:Here’s the story. I got robbed and beaten up earlier this morning and I called my friend to come over to help comfort me I guess or just to hangout. I’m a (19m) she’s a (17f). Anyways she comes over and starts talking about how she wants me to pay money to join this company and that I will make this much money for each person that joins using her code and all this garbage and I said no. My tinder date from a few nights back assaulted me and now she’s trying to blackmail me, what do I do here? quote:[removed] Should I try cocaine just once? quote:Hey guys, I want my kid back. quote:What do I do? His mother is now my ex and she is serving a very long jail sentence and I miss him. He lives with my parents because I have been going through a lot. I can’t stop starting fights with people and my parents thought it’d be best for him to be with them. I’m a 19 year old guy and I live alone in a 2 bedroom apartment. His room is still all set up with diapers and his crib and everything he needs. I just walk in there and sit on the floor sometimes and wish he was with me. He’s not even two months old yet. I miss him so much. I am lost now. Reddit once loved me and now they hate me. quote:I don’t know what to do at this point. I still love my ex even though she did everything to me. I want to go see her in jail. I don’t have my son and I miss him. My rear end has been beaten so many times in the past month it’s not funny. I’m in pain. I’m turning to alcohol and drugs everyday to ease the pain mentally and physically. I am depressed. I am sad. How do I save myself. I have 200+ followers on here but I’m sure 90 percent are just on here to watch my continuing downfall. My friend sent me to dealers that robbed me and beat me up basically leaving me for dead and when I confronted her about it and tried to go back through her she beat me up and robbed me as well. quote:Wow. I just experienced the ultimate betrayal. Am I into choking? quote:So recently I have been choked out of anger and them trying to make me pass out by two girls. Now both times it really turned me on when they were choking me even though they weren’t doing it sexually. The first girl I was fighting with her and she put me in a rear naked choke and I immediately got a boner. Then she switched to choking me with her hands and then with her thighs and the whole time I was rock hard. Today another fight happened with someone else and she choked me with her hands and I was again rock hard. I’ve never thought about this or thought I had this fetish, any advice? I got fired but I really want my job back. quote:Hey guys, I got fired a week or so back. But even if I have to move to a different store how long would it be until I’m re hirable in the system? I took three tabs of LSD and I had the worst trip of my life. quote:Hey guys, I can not gain weight no matter how much I eat. quote:So I went to the doctors today and found out that I’m actually not 5’8/9 anymore but I’m 5’10 and I now weight 107 and I’m a 20 year old man. I was a little heavier before but now I just keep losing and losing. I keep trying to stuff my face all day every day but nothing happens. I’m also extremely weak for my age as well. Like my 10 year old cousin beat me in arm wrestling the other day and he is tiny. I look sick or anorexic but I’m not. A few years ago we made sure to check for any health problems but the doctor said I just have an extremely fast metabolism. I don’t know what to do at this point. Even working out won’t help I don’t think because I can’t gain anything even when piling junk into my body and I don’t even do anything physical that would be causing me to burn calories I literally lay around all day.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 15:40 |
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No way that's a real person
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 15:46 |
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chitoryu12 posted:It's still there but trying to access the link through mobile seems to have issues. Just in case I'll repost his new stories in chronological order here so they'll be preserved: I feel like this is more sad than funny. This guy is just a junkie on a downward spiral.
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therobit posted:I feel like this is more sad than funny. This guy is just a junkie on a downward spiral. No, no It's very funny
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Blade Runner posted:Hot take: while it's not really his business who she slept with in a vacuum and this most definitely isn't coming from a good place, it's fair for him to bring up her sleeping with a man both of them vocally espoused distaste for prior and discuss how that makes him uncomfortable God drat, people are getting laid in a vacuum, finding £10,000 in a vacuum, and I'm a poor virgin with a Swiffer
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Pinecone Sample posted:God drat, people are getting laid in a vacuum, finding £10,000 in a vacuum, and I'm a poor virgin with a Swiffer I think I also remember a story where a guy got laid by a vacuum.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 15:51 |
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Rubellavator posted:I think I also remember a story where a guy got laid by a vacuum. Nah, he just got his dick sucked.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 15:53 |
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If he were 10 pounds lighter Charles Atlas would have sound advice for him, but sadly nothing can be done
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Rubellavator posted:No way that's a real person It's a hell of a dedication to trolling if it is. It's been going on for 7 months in various subreddits.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 15:54 |
you'd think with all those drugs he's tried he would have thought of steroids by now
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i vomit kittens posted:you'd think with all those drugs he's tried he would have thought of steroids by now I'm surprised we don't have a story about him doing that coke and getting beat up again.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 15:54 |
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Has anyone brought up to him that maybe if he found a way to stop doing drugs he'd have a better chance at improving his life? I know it's not as easy as "stop doing drugs" because addiction is an illness, but it seems like he keeps falling farther and farther down in life and also doing drugs, but not seeing the connection.
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opening the world's first combination rehab/BJJ training gym
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AITA for mot wanting to be seen in public with my wife?quote:So my wife got a new haircut yesterday and it looks perfectly fine. I told her I liked it but then she pulled out blue hair dye and was going to color part of her hair. She saw my face and asked what's wrong. I told her I didn't think it was a good idea given that she has a very professional job and that shes about to turn 30 and in my opinion it's kinda weird. I honestly told her know my thoughts on it. I also said it's her body and she can do what she wants with it. She seemed happy with that but I also let her know it's my choice whether to go out in public with you and if your due your hair blue, I'm not going out with you. She seemed upset but I run into people I know all the time and the town I'm in is a very uppity town. I'm not one for attention when I go out and I dont want to be stared at all day or be the talk at my job. So AITA for not wanting to go out with my wife?
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Hellblazer187 posted:Has anyone brought up to him that maybe if he found a way to stop doing drugs he'd have a better chance at improving his life? I know it's not as easy as "stop doing drugs" because addiction is an illness, but it seems like he keeps falling farther and farther down in life and also doing drugs, but not seeing the connection. Basically every point that could be made to him has been made. Don't do drugs, stop trying to fight literally everyone you dumbass, etc. He takes zero lessons. His retort to being told that he wouldn't be so beat up if he would stop attacking everyone who breathes near him was "No guys if I learn BJJ then I'll win the fights and won't be injured all the time."
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blue highlights! the horror!
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Redditors have a weird thing where every woman with dyed hair must be a hysterical SJW and also 600 pounds
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quote:So I was instantly angry when I found out and I grabbed her and kicked her in the leg and slammed her into the wall and screamed in her face. She immediately kicked me in the balls and then knees me in the face. I fall on the ground and she starts kicking my stomach my face my balls my legs. Everywhere I can’t get up. She then gets on top of me and chokes me. She said some poo poo about how a guy isn’t supposed to hit a lady and then I passed out. I woke up and of course my wallet was laying next to me completely emptied out. Had $673 in there. So yeah guys. In this world don’t trust anyone even if you’ve known them for years. Ma'am, I don't think you understand. This guy hits everyone and everyone hits him. He does not discriminate when it comes to age, gender or creed. It's a little like "The Man who Sold the World" only replace "Sold" with "Got his rear end kicked by". Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Jun 20, 2019 |
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If he's actually getting knocked unconscious this often he's going to need to get a neurologist asap Today I got beat up by a receptionist, a nurse, and a neurologist
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i like how that guy is concerned that coke might mess his life up and then lists off the laundry list of other drugs he's tried. its not any worse than a lot of them
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Xik posted:You married an almost 70 year old in your 20s and he isn't filthy loving rich, seriously what the gently caress is wrong with you. He may have money. I think what she's saying is that his Social Security income equals hers. Although if his Social Security income is equal to the income that a presumably unskilled and uneducated 20 year old makes then he probably wasn't a fantastic earner. Money gained through inheritance wouldn't affect that though. quote:My tinder date from a few nights back assaulted me and now she’s trying to blackmail me, what do I do here? Ceddit.com saved this one. quote:I (19m) went out with this girl who was (19f) a few days ago the post is right up top. She was in my apartment and she attacked me for not letting her leave. She came over my house this morning because she left her shoes and socks. She immediately told me that if I touch her she will beat my rear end again and that she has pepper spray and said I better give her $50 or she will tell the police about what happened the other night. I was instantly angry and I tried to swing at her but she ran out too fast. She dropped one of her socks though so I guess I win. But how do I stop her from blackmailing me I don’t want to give this girl $50?
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 16:45 |
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r/relationships: She dropped one of her socks though so I guess I win.
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Lol that particular beating started with him getting his rear end kicked by a passerby who catcalled the girl and then getting beaten up by the girl at the end of their date.
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