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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
lmao Chile missed the penalty kick that would have put them up by 3

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Uh oh, you’re about to get a thread in qq

I will never apologize for a fit, beautiful woman giving me the horn.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.





Shrapnig posted:

Put on your specs gramps.


They should VAR that! A deflection on a goal bound ball is NOT AN OWN GOL!
I kid.......

brasstassels
Oct 26, 2007

Zoran posted:

lmao Chile missed the penalty kick that would have put them up by 3

Did the keeper stay on her line?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Zoran posted:

lmao Chile missed the penalty kick that would have put them up by 3

Huh? Commentary says VAR overruled the penalty

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

brasstassels posted:

Did the keeper stay on her line?

yes

brasstassels
Oct 26, 2007

wow, first time this tournament

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Mr. Mambold posted:

They should VAR that! A deflection on a goal bound ball is NOT AN OWN GOL!
I kid.......

It’s ok, JP just realized it was deflected too.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Shrapnig posted:

I will never apologize for a fit, beautiful woman giving me the horn.

Being horny is illegal in TYOOL 2019

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

surf rock posted:

Coach Ellis, make sure to write down this lineup so we can be sure to never play it again, goddamn that was all so hideously sloppy
Calm yer tits Sweden's a top-ten team and they've made the World Cup semis more than once.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Carli noooooo

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Being horny is illegal in TYOOL 2019

Then lock me up and throw away the key.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

7 minutes of stoppage wow

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Chip 'em Carli, Chip 'em. Also Press does not impress.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

JP you loving goof there was a four-minute VAR review

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

7 minutes of stoppage wow

The fix is in! :v:

Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006

Crazy Ted posted:

JP you loving goof there was a four-minute VAR review

And a couple of decently-long injury stoppages

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Crazy Ted posted:

JP you loving goof there was a four-minute VAR review

Must have the memory of a goldfish

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Crazy Ted posted:

JP you loving goof there was a four-minute VAR review

And 5 subs and multiple stoppages for injuries.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

But it's essentially a nothing game for both teams. If this were the men's side there would have been five minutes tops so each side could just rest it up.

It's a chance to give Sweden to save face and not be shut out.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

I don’t think you can start behind the line though either. The actual law says


It’s all so dumb and poorly thought through

Brony Car posted:

What if just the keeper's toes are on the goal line, with most of his feet behind the line?

So this is how we end up with the Rippers from Tank Girl.

Moktaro fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Jun 20, 2019

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



SEVEN MINUTES? I thought it was 1 but I’m barely literate so you can understand my confusion!!! 7 minutes wow! Do you remember that game 7 minutes in heaven? I’d love to play it with Hope Solo and she can smash my balls as we violently assault each other - Jp

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Jiro posted:

But it's essentially a nothing game for both teams. If this were the men's side there would have been five minutes tops so each side could just rest it up.

It's a chance to give Sweden to save face and not be shut out.
They're not going to do that in a two-goal game, however unlikely a comeback would be.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Let's continue shutting out every team, please.

That'll do :hai:

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

RIP Chile.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Well, Chile blew it, Nigeria is through

brasstassels
Oct 26, 2007
drat, feel kinda bad for the Chilean player who missed the penalty, but at the same time the Super Eagles are cool and good and I'm glad we get to see more of them

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Ten out of ten men attackers would have gone down in agony on that ball Naeher came out on.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Dammit, why does the next US game have to be at 9AM on a Monday? :smith:

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



whypick1 posted:

Dammit, why does the next US game have to be at 9AM on a Monday? :smith:

Because the tournament is in France, which believe it or not is in a different time zone

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Because the tournament is in France, which believe it or not is in a different time zone

Pas encores?!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Because the tournament is in France, which believe it or not is in a different time zone

hosed up if true.

(I'm lamenting how it's not the noon game)

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



whypick1 posted:

hosed up if true.

(I'm lamenting how it's not the noon game)

None of the games are on at noon

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



whypick1 posted:

hosed up if true.

(I'm lamenting how it's not the noon game)


I'm reading a book about the French Resistance Women in WWII called D-Day Girls, the Spies who etc, etc. It mentions that when France surrendered to the nazis, the guy who killed hitler decreed that all of France' time zones became aligned with Berlin time. Which pissed off the French and made the days even darker, gloomier. But there are many things that piss off the French, even on a good day......

Just thought I'd throw that in.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Mr. Mambold posted:

I'm reading a book about the French Resistance Women in WWII called D-Day Girls, the Spies who etc, etc. It mentions that when France surrendered to the nazis, the guy who killed hitler decreed that all of France' time zones became aligned with Berlin time. Which pissed off the French and made the days even darker, gloomier. But there are many things that piss off the French, even on a good day......

Just thought I'd throw that in.

Why are you reading about it when you lived through it?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

None of the games are on at noon



:thunk:

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Being horny is illegal in TYOOL 2019

However, being thirsty is not. Tread that narrow line carefully, my child.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


He lives in the flat hellscape that is the Midwest.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

SEVEN MINUTES? I thought it was 1 but I’m barely literate so you can understand my confusion!!! 7 minutes wow! Do you remember that game 7 minutes in heaven? I’d love to play it with Hope Solo and she can smash my balls as we violently assault each other - Jp

:hmmyes:

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Looking real forward to comporting myself like a loving goon in court this coming monday. Gonna fight a bailiff if they try to take away my phone at the 9:30 docket call. USA! USA! USA!

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