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BurntCornMuffin posted:They collapse under the weight of their fat boomer owners, who then die by shattering their spine/skull on the stonework. The house then returns to the market, waiting for its next victim. Sadly, those appear to be impact-friendly foam.
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https://www.domain.com.au/30-norval-crescent-coolaroo-vic-3048-2015167772 Hello, beautiful. 
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Settle in with a cup of tea and watch a few episodes of CCTV footage
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Did they go out of their way to put the tables outside of the rugs E: still that's not even in the top 30 most disconcerting things about this house
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I love the perfectly bland track homes that turn out to be Liberache's vacation home inside. Also is it normal to have the bidet in a separate room from the actual toilet because that seems like an awkward setup.
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The green and orange room with the pink furniture sure is something. Almost didn't notice what's going on with the window and pictures.
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orange sky posted:https://www.domain.com.au/30-norval-crescent-coolaroo-vic-3048-2015167772 wtf where is this house? why does it need that type of window covering and that security system?? And then add all the rest of my questions on top of that 
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bring back old gbs posted:wtf where is this house? why does it need that type of window covering and that security system?? And then add all the rest of my questions on top of that I'm thinking hurricanes. Or they are needed to contain the sheer amount of color inside the house.
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Those sorts of shutters are just a thing in Australia. Idk why. Mostly old people have them. Its in victoria so its not for cyclones, our cyclones are all 2500km north of that house E: and they are definitely old, they have a swingset in the yard for the grandkids, no way someones raising children in that home underage at the vape shop fucked around with this message at 14:15 on Jun 20, 2019 |
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underage at the vape shop posted:Those sorts of shutters are just a thing in Australia. Idk why. Mostly old people have them. Its in victoria so its not for cyclones, our cyclones are all 2500km north of that house The shutters keep the brown people and southeast Asians out. Or in, if you’re in the trafficking business.
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Jun 20, 2019 14:16
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orange sky posted:https://www.domain.com.au/30-norval-crescent-coolaroo-vic-3048-2015167772 I think I registered it as a window at first, but LOL at two TVs on opposite walls of the same room so people can passive aggressively watch TV past each other Either that or that is the fanciest sports bar and/or podiatrist waiting room I've ever seen
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just lol if you don't sit in the back and watch one tv with each eye like an iguana
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I cant recall if it was this thread or the Renting thread someone was asking about window coverings: Rabbitgoo 3D Window Films Privacy Film Static Decorative Film Non-Adhesive Heat Control Anti UV 17.7In. by 78.7In is only $6 with coupon code 30BESTFILM
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Another McMansion, complete with rural industrial decor in places, what appears to be laminate all over (though I could be wrong) and more! Only $5.799M! https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Lakeview-Point-Ave-Branchville-NJ-07826/39928259_zpid/
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Another McMansion, complete with rural industrial decor in places, what appears to be laminate all over (though I could be wrong) and more! That’s a pretty sweet lake house. I doubt that’s somebody’s primary residence. I think you’re wrong about the laminate too. Not exactly my style but there’s a lot of expensive woodwork in there. It’s prefinished flooring in the main entryway but it’s definitely not laminate.
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orange sky posted:https://www.domain.com.au/30-norval-crescent-coolaroo-vic-3048-2015167772 Ah thets jest a Alabama doublewide, move on nuthin to see.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Another McMansion, complete with rural industrial decor in places, what appears to be laminate all over (though I could be wrong) and more!  It appears to have a few odd layout and design choices, but I would gladly live there.
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Does anyone know of a BATTERY POWERED window fan? The bathroom window is over the tub, and it gets really swampy in there, especially when someone takes two showers a day and forgets to re-open the window to vent it out. I just want a small fan to circulate air in there for like, 20 minutes, then turn off.
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Mr. Mambold posted:Ah thets jest a Alabama doublewide, move on nuthin to see. It's a little too red and not quite crimson enough though.
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It's not the first time a crimson tide has been seen in a bathroom.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Another McMansion, complete with rural industrial decor in places, what appears to be laminate all over (though I could be wrong) and more! I would bet that flooring is the porcelain/ceramic wood-look tile. But it looks like poo poo since there's so much of it you can see repeats, use some real wood you cheap dipshits. Or at least use some natural looking color like slate.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Another McMansion, complete with rural industrial decor in places, what appears to be laminate all over (though I could be wrong) and more! I don't know about y'all but when I go to the lake I like to stay in a kinda lovely cabin for that genuine rustic charm (also I will be outside a lot of the time so who cares).   The top is the way it was when I was last there, but they seem to have redecorated.  If you need me I will be lounging on the dock.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Another McMansion, complete with rural industrial decor in places, what appears to be laminate all over (though I could be wrong) and more! Something about this place is deeply unsettling. It started with the nine or ten chairs parked around the kitchen island like they're waiting for something, extended to the dozens upon dozens of coathooks in the mudroom, and then how many beds does each room need? WHICH ONE IS THE MASTER BEDROOM??  I'm honestly trying to figure out if this was a high-end bed and breakfast or some kind of hosed-up Duggar compound. 
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It's a large family vacation house. We have THIRTY people every summer and it's a chore to find a place to fit all of us. (get all the kids/cousins together....it's a great time for the kids and the adults, but more the kids)
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:The cracks in those vertical members is deeply upsetting. Why? Those are super solid. Half of that picture is amazing
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:Why? Those are super solid. Half of that picture is amazing Oh, I'm not worried about them being able to bear load, it's aesthetically distressing.
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Motronic posted:It's a large family vacation house. poo poo, I don't think I could name thirty family members, and my mother's side is Catholic.
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this month's cover story for White Supremacist Living Rooms
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luxury handset posted:this month's cover story for White Supremacist Living Rooms This looks like a room on a TV show where someone would walk in on a gruesome murder. Or get into a gunfight in the early morning hours.
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It looks like the waiting room of a bank in the really high-end prissy town I used to work in. A soulless, completely-brand-new cover version of a cultivated collection of classic pieces. If there's a TV behind that painting, even moreso. There's also a Keurig off-frame, feel free to have a cup.
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Brawnfire posted:It looks like the waiting room of a bank in the really high-end prissy town I used to work in. A soulless, completely-brand-new cover version of a cultivated collection of classic pieces. If there's a TV behind that painting, even moreso. There's also a Keurig off-frame, feel free to have a cup. Nothing says “soulless corporate bank” like a painting of the confederacy riding into battle. I mean, to be fair I haven’t spent much time in bank branches in the Deep South so that may actually be entirely par for the course.
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Spring Heeled Jack posted:This looks like a room on a TV show where someone would walk in on a gruesome murder. Or get into a gunfight in the early morning hours. Yeah I could see them filming a scene of Justified in here easily.
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It is illegal to enter that room without a mint julep in your hand
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Electric Bugaloo posted:Nothing says “soulless corporate bank” like a painting of the confederacy riding into battle. I mean, to be fair I haven’t spent much time in bank branches in the Deep South so that may actually be entirely par for the course. Oh... Wow. I just saw it as an equestrian painting, which is absolutely normal for the setting. This is a fair bit more specific.
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Brawnfire posted:Oh... Wow. I just saw it as an equestrian painting, which is absolutely normal for the setting. This is a fair bit more specific. Yeah, that's deffo Robert E Lee front and center there, and that's the stars n' bars behind him.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Another McMansion, complete with rural industrial decor in places, what appears to be laminate all over (though I could be wrong) and more! This guy lives and works in New York City as a property developer, and a sick rear end lake house 90 minutes away is definitely worth his $6M. $6M in the Hamptons gets you extra foam on your latte, not 8 beds and 8 baths.
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The Bloop posted:It is illegal to enter that room without a mint julep in your hand Lol. Scene: Django enters room with mint julep in one hand, rotating 6 barrel shotgun in the other, and some sass about the cracker on the horse on his lips....first round destroys Bobby Lee and horse. sssssippppp
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