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Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010

uhhh dilbert we need to talk. from now on i need you to wear this. i need you to wear this chastity cage... it's office policy

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Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
only wear a chastity cage at work if you are allowed to work naked, facing the ground at a ~30 degree angle, in a featureless yellow void

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
loving plutocrats stealing my labor and my cum

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
boss makes a dollar I make a dime
that’s why I cum on company time

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Alan Smithee posted:

loving plutocrats stealing my labor and my cum

general ripper had the right idea after all

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Jose posted:

Idk if nofap is alt right but this is 100% the correct thread for this

https://twitter.com/HKesvani/status/1141323965958361089?s=19

haha

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Who made this accurate rendition of my dick and balls, being constrained by a chastity cage, because I cannot stop honking my pud at work??

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




lol @ the flying circus art style and color theme

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

there's powerful Terry Gilliam cartoon vibes from this image

Petr
Oct 3, 2000

Chastity tax

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Me, a vintage almanac photograph cutout of a clergyman: *Gets squashed by comically small yet large chastity Dom device for nofap cucks*

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006
every morning i open palm slam a chastity cage onto my nutsack etc etc

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!! posted:

every morning i open palm slam a chastity cage onto my nutsack etc etc

Excellent username/post combo

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
using fetish gear to control your compulsive masturbation :thunk:

that guy's gf should start pegging him with the cage on

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer
I was wondering if this would be a good place to talk about wearing a chastity cage, even to work, because I cannot stop masturbating

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006
add chastity cages to the Chernobyl coal miners in post, like they added foreskins

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
The average is 15,000 Roentgens? I thought it was 3.6. This is very unsettling.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Cowpocalypse posted:

using fetish gear to control your compulsive masturbation :thunk:

that guy's gf should start pegging him with the cage on

Wouldn't this like, cause your prostate to implode or go supernova or something :ohdear:

e: not that would necessarily a bad thing but :ohdear:

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

it is a really bad anatomical rendition, with the wealth of stuff we have on the modern internet we could just as well post beautiful genitalia and interesting fetish gear on every page
some of us read at work, have pity on us

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006

Ague Proof posted:

The average is 15,000 Roentgens? I thought it was 3.6. This is very unsettling.

involuntarily irradiated: in denial, lovely moustaches, get sent to the infirmary, come looking for treats and get shot
voluntarily irradiated: serve the Soviet Union, lose their babies, bring dead flashlights back to life with ease

Norton the First
Dec 4, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:

involuntarily irradiated: in denial, lovely moustaches, get sent to the infirmary, come looking for treats and get shot
voluntarily irradiated: serve the Soviet Union, lose their babies, bring dead flashlights back to life with ease

This is a good meme you've created. Is r/FULLCOMMUNISM still a thing? Get posting.

Terminal autist
May 17, 2018

by vyelkin

Cowpocalypse posted:

using fetish gear to control your compulsive masturbation :thunk:

that guy's gf should start pegging him with the cage on

My thought was if I was so horny at work I had to wear a chasity cage Id start doing butt stuff. I'm sure the venn diagram people who do nofap and are don't wipe their rear end because its gay is a circle though

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Spergin Morlock posted:

Excellent username/post combo

Quick! We need Dick Trauma!

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Ague Proof posted:

The average is 15,000 Roentgens? I thought it was 3.6. This is very unsettling.

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

Ague Proof posted:

The average is 15,000 Roentgens? I thought it was 3.6. This is very unsettling.
the last two pages have me actually cramped up in pain from laughing, this is actually killing me

Its Coke
Oct 29, 2018

Samovar posted:

Eh, Q was funny to begin with. Why would a backwards p not be pronounced b? Why is the capital form of it not a backwards 'P'? It's already ridiculous.

I meant N

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Ague Proof posted:

The average is 15,000 Roentgens? I thought it was 3.6. This is very unsettling.

ahahahaha jesus christ

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Ague Proof posted:

The average is 15,000 Roentgens? I thought it was 3.6. This is very unsettling.

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/ZerlinaMaxwell/status/1141723233311514624?s=19

theyre evolving :stare:

edit: good post

Its good post, goons..
Dont be dense...

BornAPoorBlkChild has issued a correction as of 13:46 on Jun 22, 2019

Ross DaouThot
Aug 31, 2018

when i hit that loud and open cspam the adam curtis music starts playing

Dr. Killjoy posted:

boss makes a dollar I make a dime
that’s why I cum on company time

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Can't wear a chastity belt because it gets in the way of the condom I wear 24/7 to catch all my Alex Jones health pill jizz

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

.... is there something wrong with this tweet, because I don't see a problem here.

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004


so do you ever post stuff about actual fascists or is it just primarily people of color you disagree with

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Zikan posted:

so do you ever post stuff about actual fascists or is it just primarily people of color you disagree with

yeah thats a corporate left-lib making a good point, why is it in this thread? who is evolving?

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

pookel posted:

.... is there something wrong with this tweet, because I don't see a problem here.

yeah this was almost definitely a case of posting in the wrong thread, that goes in the dem primary thread.

zerlina's been one of the diehard establishment-booster donut emoji types, so her actually turning on Biden constitutes a They're Learning moment, but it's not even tangentially related to the alt-right

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!! posted:

zerlina's been one of the diehard establishment-booster donut emoji types, so her actually turning on Biden constitutes a They're Learning moment, but it's not even tangentially related to the alt-right
Pretty sure black people don't magically become oblivious to racism just because they are centrists who love establishment Democrat candidates. But yeah, not the right thread.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
are we sure this "Race Realists" person meant evolution of position

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Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

lol if you cant climax from just thinking about it

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