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uhhh dilbert we need to talk. from now on i need you to wear this. i need you to wear this chastity cage... it's office policy
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 18:07 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 20:57 |
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only wear a chastity cage at work if you are allowed to work naked, facing the ground at a ~30 degree angle, in a featureless yellow void
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 18:16 |
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loving plutocrats stealing my labor and my cum
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 18:19 |
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boss makes a dollar I make a dime that’s why I cum on company time
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 18:22 |
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Alan Smithee posted:loving plutocrats stealing my labor and my cum general ripper had the right idea after all
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 18:25 |
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Jose posted:Idk if nofap is alt right but this is 100% the correct thread for this haha
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 18:39 |
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 18:42 |
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Who made this accurate rendition of my dick and balls, being constrained by a chastity cage, because I cannot stop honking my pud at work??
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 18:47 |
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lol @ the flying circus art style and color theme
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 18:47 |
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there's powerful Terry Gilliam cartoon vibes from this image
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 18:52 |
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Chastity tax
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 19:08 |
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Me, a vintage almanac photograph cutout of a clergyman: *Gets squashed by comically small yet large chastity Dom device for nofap cucks*
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 19:11 |
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every morning i open palm slam a chastity cage onto my nutsack etc etc
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 19:14 |
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Yeowch!!! My Balls!!! posted:every morning i open palm slam a chastity cage onto my nutsack etc etc Excellent username/post combo
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 19:18 |
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using fetish gear to control your compulsive masturbation that guy's gf should start pegging him with the cage on
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 19:21 |
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 19:34 |
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I was wondering if this would be a good place to talk about wearing a chastity cage, even to work, because I cannot stop masturbating
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 19:37 |
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add chastity cages to the Chernobyl coal miners in post, like they added foreskins
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 19:47 |
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The average is 15,000 Roentgens? I thought it was 3.6. This is very unsettling.
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 19:53 |
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Cowpocalypse posted:using fetish gear to control your compulsive masturbation Wouldn't this like, cause your prostate to implode or go supernova or something e: not that would necessarily a bad thing but
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 19:59 |
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:it is a really bad anatomical rendition, with the wealth of stuff we have on the modern internet we could just as well post beautiful genitalia and interesting fetish gear on every page
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 20:02 |
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Ague Proof posted:The average is 15,000 Roentgens? I thought it was 3.6. This is very unsettling. involuntarily irradiated: in denial, lovely moustaches, get sent to the infirmary, come looking for treats and get shot voluntarily irradiated: serve the Soviet Union, lose their babies, bring dead flashlights back to life with ease
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 20:06 |
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DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:involuntarily irradiated: in denial, lovely moustaches, get sent to the infirmary, come looking for treats and get shot This is a good meme you've created. Is r/FULLCOMMUNISM still a thing? Get posting.
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 20:17 |
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Cowpocalypse posted:using fetish gear to control your compulsive masturbation My thought was if I was so horny at work I had to wear a chasity cage Id start doing butt stuff. I'm sure the venn diagram people who do nofap and are don't wipe their rear end because its gay is a circle though
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 20:28 |
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Spergin Morlock posted:Excellent username/post combo Quick! We need Dick Trauma!
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 20:28 |
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Ague Proof posted:The average is 15,000 Roentgens? I thought it was 3.6. This is very unsettling.
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 20:40 |
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Ague Proof posted:The average is 15,000 Roentgens? I thought it was 3.6. This is very unsettling.
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 20:47 |
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Samovar posted:Eh, Q was funny to begin with. Why would a backwards p not be pronounced b? Why is the capital form of it not a backwards 'P'? It's already ridiculous. I meant N
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 21:05 |
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Ague Proof posted:The average is 15,000 Roentgens? I thought it was 3.6. This is very unsettling. ahahahaha jesus christ
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 21:19 |
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Ague Proof posted:The average is 15,000 Roentgens? I thought it was 3.6. This is very unsettling.
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 21:20 |
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https://twitter.com/ZerlinaMaxwell/status/1141723233311514624?s=19 theyre evolving edit: good post Its good post, goons.. Dont be dense... BornAPoorBlkChild has issued a correction as of 13:46 on Jun 22, 2019 |
# ? Jun 21, 2019 21:34 |
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Dr. Killjoy posted:boss makes a dollar I make a dime
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 22:09 |
Can't wear a chastity belt because it gets in the way of the condom I wear 24/7 to catch all my Alex Jones health pill jizz
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 22:11 |
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Race Realists posted:https://twitter.com/ZerlinaMaxwell/status/1141723233311514624?s=19 .... is there something wrong with this tweet, because I don't see a problem here.
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 22:16 |
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Race Realists posted:https://twitter.com/ZerlinaMaxwell/status/1141723233311514624?s=19 so do you ever post stuff about actual fascists or is it just primarily people of color you disagree with
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 22:20 |
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Zikan posted:so do you ever post stuff about actual fascists or is it just primarily people of color you disagree with yeah thats a corporate left-lib making a good point, why is it in this thread? who is evolving?
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 22:31 |
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pookel posted:.... is there something wrong with this tweet, because I don't see a problem here. yeah this was almost definitely a case of posting in the wrong thread, that goes in the dem primary thread. zerlina's been one of the diehard establishment-booster donut emoji types, so her actually turning on Biden constitutes a They're Learning moment, but it's not even tangentially related to the alt-right
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 22:32 |
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Yeowch!!! My Balls!!! posted:zerlina's been one of the diehard establishment-booster donut emoji types, so her actually turning on Biden constitutes a They're Learning moment, but it's not even tangentially related to the alt-right
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 22:36 |
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are we sure this "Race Realists" person meant evolution of position
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 22:38 |
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Sir Tonk posted:https://twitter.com/hkesvani/status/1141323965958361089?s=21 lol if you cant climax from just thinking about it
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# ? Jun 21, 2019 22:41 |