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Siljmonster posted:lol if you cant climax from just thinking about it
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also jerking it at work is a pro move, steal that money boys
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pookel posted:Pretty sure black people don't magically become oblivious to racism just because they are centrists who love establishment Democrat candidates. But yeah, not the right thread. People do become oblivious, or at least excusing, of the flaws of their preferred candidates
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Jun 21, 2019 22:46
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Piss and poo poo and cum at work all day long
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Jun 21, 2019 22:46
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i shidded and farded and camed in my job
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Jun 21, 2019 23:10
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I don't wanna work, I want to cum in this mug all day
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Jun 21, 2019 23:11
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if youre stuck working a lovely office job and you cant get laid because you work too much just jerk off in the bathroom like a respectable businessman
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Jun 21, 2019 23:28
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Is this how we create a cumshitter? 
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Jun 21, 2019 23:29
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You load sixteen cums and whaddya get? Another day older and deeper in debt Meat beater don't you call me cause I can't bone I owe my pole to the company store
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Jun 21, 2019 23:32
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Siljmonster posted:also jerking it at work is a pro move, steal that money boys make sure to stare your boss down while you're doing it to establish dominance
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Jun 21, 2019 23:41
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Jerkin' it at work means you're not getting enough at home. Work less or bone more, just don't give your cum to the company.
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Jun 21, 2019 23:53
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. gently caress you, I'm jerkin' it on company time.
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Ague Proof posted:are we sure this "Race Realists" person meant evolution of position i'm actually quite certain they didn't
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there was an article in my local paper yesterday wherein the parents of Mr 0:1 KDR were quoted as rationalizing his attempt at a mass shooting as a suicide attempt, because he was "a good shot" yet failed to hit anybody Gotta say "my son totally could have pwned every noob at that courthouse yet chose not to" is not the take I would have if my kid tried to go on a rampage
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Jun 21, 2019 23:58
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So what are the odds on the cops and nazis getting in a big gun fight in oregon that would own.
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I hear some dudes just get off on the idea of their partner controlling their orgasms, and aren't necessarily sissies? Earn yourselves some BDSM knowledge ffs.
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Only work deposits I make are paychecks 
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Icon Of Sin posted:Is this how we create a cumshitter? i sprang forth fully formed from a large puddle in a gay men's bath house
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Terminal autist posted:So what are the odds on the cops and nazis getting in a big gun fight in oregon that would own. Well I can say with certainty that I-5 corridor Oregon threepers have publicly announced that they are going to be providing some indeterminant number of bodies as a security detail for the Republicans. It would be pretty nice if Oregon State Police arranged to put a couple of then out of my misery but I will be surprised if this advances past dick-waving. Admiral Ray posted:You load sixteen cums and whaddya get? Why so little love for this masterpiece?!
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cumshitter posted:i sprang forth fully formed from a large puddle in a gay men's bath house Worked for Athena.
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cumshitter posted:i sprang forth fully formed from a large puddle in a gay men's bath house like the birth of Venus, but with santorum for seafoam
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OldTennisCourt posted:Professor X is and will always be a giant tool and it's always great when the comics remember this. Like when he had a big whiny manbaby meltdown when Jean Grey didn't wanna gently caress him Wait what? Didn't he meet her like when she was 12? Also, to defend Prof X - at least the movie version - he never used his mind control powers in any questionable ways. It's always been to either de-escalate a violent situation (stopping a riot), or done on bad guys who were about to harm someone (Sabretooth).
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Except when he casually remote controls a succession of people to talk to Raven as she walks through an airport, or paralyzes and teleoperates a huge crowd of people just to give someone a reproachful look Admittedly these were cool movie set pieces but they were unethical and immoral as hell if you think about it for 2 seconds
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Flesh Forge posted:Except when he casually remote controls a succession of people to talk to Raven as she walks through an airport, or paralyzes and teleoperates a huge crowd of people just to give someone a reproachful look I should also point out I only saw the first two movies.
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Flesh Forge posted:Except when he casually remote controls a succession of people to talk to Raven as she walks through an airport it’s an airport, what the gently caress else were they going to do?
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Jun 22, 2019 05:33
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In first class he tried to prevent someone from killing a nazi with it. That's pretty unethical.
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the final stage of liking x-men is realizing the brotherhood is right
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pookel posted:some of us read at work, have pity on us quick, check your heterosexual male coworkers for tell-tale signs of discomfort in the crotch area. they could be wearing a chastity cage at work to curb their compulsive masturbation Admiral Ray posted:You load sixteen cums and whaddya get? 4/5 (should be "unload sixteen cums")
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Jun 22, 2019 05:40
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Dr. Killjoy posted:it’s an airport, what the gently caress else were they going to do? Would anyone even notice if someone or something took over their mind in an airport? Like would you notice any time-loss or any changes that would be obvious in any other setting?
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MizPiz posted:Would anyone even notice if someone or something took over their mind in an airport? Like would you notice any time-loss or any changes that would be obvious in any other setting? You may be inexplicably less angry at the air carrier gate personnel. But that is a stretch even for a cape movie.
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Jun 22, 2019 06:02
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Admiral Ray posted:You load sixteen cums and whaddya get?
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Admiral Ray posted:You load sixteen cums and whaddya get? Lmao
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*gives that dumb Dennis Leary speech about jacking it in public from Demolition Man*
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I spend 100% of my time in airports violently disassociating and viscerally reliving snippets of past airport visits where I have to make decisions about which terminal and gate to go to, and how to arrive well in advance, at unpredictable times.
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fun fact: in the comics I believe every single one of the x-men has turned evil and tried to kill the entire planet at some point
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Yinlock posted:fun fact: in the comics I believe every single one of the x-men has turned evil and tried to kill the entire planet at some point Even Doop?
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Jun 22, 2019 06:32
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Admiral Ray posted:You load sixteen cums and whaddya get? lol
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this comes right before this group was planning to crash the knoxville pride parade on saturday https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1142106007545503744
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Admiral Ray posted:You load sixteen cums and whaddya get?
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LonsomeSon posted:I spend 100% of my time in airports violently disassociating and viscerally reliving snippets of past airport visits where I have to make decisions about which terminal and gate to go to, and how to arrive well in advance, at unpredictable times. currently in an airport enjoying the bit of numbness that comes with ativan. Huzzah
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