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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Hahaha, awesome.

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
lol

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
gently caress yes

brasstassels
Oct 26, 2007
Nicely done Norway

Phenomenal match

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Kerr played like poo poo

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Williams, you should maybe try diving for that.

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


Wow. Rough. Ouch.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Big Huski Boi posted:

Kerr played like poo poo

Yeah, and like an rear end in a top hat. Haven't seen so much diving since the last men's game I've watched.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Wait, do women even play Aussie Rules, cause that sure looked like what Kerr was going for.

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
Great win for Norway

Big Huski Boi posted:

Kerr played like poo poo

Doooooooog poo poo

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Yay Norway

I’m sad they’re on the same side of the bracket as the US

brasstassels
Oct 26, 2007

Moktaro posted:

Wait, do women even play Aussie Rules, cause that sure looked like what Kerr was going for.

Lol they did a little feature on her before the match and that was her original sport when she was young

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



Gonna sleep like a baby tonight.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Deserved win even though we were dogshit for 75% of the match

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
and lmao kerr forever

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



Well that's a load off.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

rear end cobra posted:

kerr seems a bit fraudulent imo

rear end cobra posted:

kerr seems a bit fraudulent imo

rear end cobra posted:

kerr seems a bit fraudulent imo

rear end cobra posted:

kerr seems a bit fraudulent imo

rear end cobra posted:

kerr seems a bit fraudulent imo

rear end cobra posted:

kerr seems a bit fraudulent imo

rear end cobra posted:

kerr seems a bit fraudulent imo

rear end cobra posted:

kerr seems a bit fraudulent imo

rear end cobra posted:

kerr seems a bit fraudulent imo

rear end cobra posted:

kerr seems a bit fraudulent imo

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Best match of the WC so far.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

rear end cobra posted:

kerr seems a bit fraudulent imo

Credit where credit is due for being first to identify a fraud.

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



Postgame interview with CGH: "I feel like we could play a second game after winning that shootout" and "I really let the team down missing that many opportunities, we were terrible in the second half but managed to pick ourself up in the later stages and fought until the end."

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
norway - england QF, the EFTA playoff

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Grimson posted:

Postgame interview with CGH: "I feel like we could play a second game after winning that shootout" and "I really let the team down missing that many opportunities, we were terrible in the second half but managed to pick ourself up in the later stages and fought until the end."

:hmmyes:

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
Shootouts are terrible but at least that one had good comedy value

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

ilmucche posted:

Shootouts are terrible but at least that one had good comedy value

Kerr really elevated it

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Cool that we have americans coming into the forum saying that penalties are terrible

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
that was a good game of football it really was

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
Real inclined to think that, while she can dunk on NWSL/W-League teams all day long, Kerr hasn't actually proven much at international level to deserve the BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD acclaim. Real 'big fish/small pond' syndrome, and it's probably time for her to go play in Europe for a while.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Zoran posted:

Kerr really elevated it

:golfclap:

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


oliwan posted:

Cool that we have americans coming into the forum saying that penalties are terrible

?

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
Kerr is a female Neymar.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.


Yeah I wasn't aware that was a controversial opinion.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
Penalty shootouts are great drama. I like them (as long as the team I am rooting for is not forced into one).

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Big Huski Boi posted:

Kerr played like poo poo

Norway took notes on her last game and marked her out. Australia don't really have another good finisher and their midfield were rear end today.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Mr. Mambold posted:

Norway took notes on her last game and marked her out. Australia don't really have another good finisher and their midfield were rear end today.

This is true but she was also chronically offside and sulking from like the 10th minute

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
Penalty shootouts are great. Every game of Subbuteo and FIFA should end in a penalty shootout.

Brony Car posted:

Kerr is a female Neymar.

Even if I was drunkposting last night I stand by the opinion that Neymar is a terrible idiot diver, and from what I've seen of the women's game in this tournament so far Kerr and some of the other Australia players stand out as particularly bad in this respect too.

One of my favourite parts about the World Cup last year was when even the British commentators started giving out about him, lol.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Big Huski Boi posted:

This is true but she was also chronically offside and sulking from like the 10th minute

That she was. It was hilarious!

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
*waking up drunk on the sofa* we won!!

Dual Monarchy
Feb 20, 2013
England v Cameroon now, probably gonna be a wash in England's favour but it might be entertaining. Might.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
English anthem pros: short and sweet
Cons: they have to sing about preserving the monarchy, powerful self-own

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jimmy mnemonic
Jan 9, 2007

Fun Shoe
Let's go Cameroon!

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