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Singing to my pizza too impress a fully sexual snail with human tittie's |
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Jun 24, 2019 07:57
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OK so where's that secret byob party??
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Jun 24, 2019 11:16
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A fortune cookie told me my best friends would throw a big rear end party soon and that I shouldn't drink too much there, so when's it??
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Jun 24, 2019 11:17
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redm posted:when we return: butts inside of other butts or maybe the double butt. three cheeks, two cracks. think about it.
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Jun 24, 2019 14:10
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BrownianMotion posted:i did in fact think pizza, but did not purchase it in that case add shovel (1) and map of local cemetery to list
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Jun 24, 2019 14:13
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Goons Are Great posted:A fortune cookie told me my best friends would throw a big rear end party soon and that I shouldn't drink too much there, so when's it?? I wish my fortune cookies were as cool and specific as yours. They are always like "try hard and you will succeed" or "it is noble to forgive" or some generic thing. I mean its not bad advice in general, but its way more fun to have something super specific that really makes you think that somehow the fortune really means something just for you! Also the answer is the party is here in byob, and I would advise you drink to your hearts content! Or don't, but if I were in Germany, yeah, we would drink!
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Jun 24, 2019 14:18
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It's completely exaggerated that we would drink that much. Our office only features 9 different kinds of beer and only one portable and super small and handy barrel of each right now and drinking during work hours is actively and highly not entirely recommended.
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Jun 24, 2019 16:21
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Lord Malone, King of the butt jokes and the first posts, breaker of coupons and deals and mother of the goldmine, it hungers and here's some ideas: -helping my uncle jerk off a horse https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3887580&pagenumber=1&perpage=40 -power moves when riding in uber https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3891848&pagenumber=1&perpage=40 And, of course, the grand -BYOBot https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3889111&pagenumber=1&perpage=40 Not sure if we want to do that one yet, it's still on page 1 and still hilarious, but it certainly has a place reserved in its belly.
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Jun 24, 2019 16:35
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Goons Are Great posted:It's completely exaggerated that we would drink that much. Our office only features 9 different kinds of beer and only one portable and super small and handy barrel of each right now and drinking during work hours is actively and highly not entirely recommended. Hmm, Germany, not sure if true or joke...
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Jun 24, 2019 17:48
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I found out in my travels to Germany that the reason why they drink so much beer is that A)in the Middle Ages, Monks made beer and the process involves boiling it which kills the bad stuff who also noticed that B) the people were dying off like crazy because the wells were getting contaminated and so the Church decreed that C) all Germans should only drink beer because if you do, you won't die. They're not wrong... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 24, 2019 17:59
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Goons Are Great posted:And, of course, the grand Oh no, I wanted to post more 
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Jun 24, 2019 18:06
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time for byobot 2.0
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Jun 24, 2019 18:11
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Oh sorry, I just wanted to make sure it's mentioned, since page 1 and we still had posts earlier but also give that many posts from that thread spreaders to various threads already, it's not only in the goldmine but beyond the goldmine!! Also 2.0 will be even better
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Jun 24, 2019 18:15
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Splatmaster posted:I found out in my travels to Germany that the reason why they drink so much beer is that A)in the Middle Ages, Monks made beer and the process involves boiling it which kills the bad stuff who also noticed that B) the people were dying off like crazy because the wells were getting contaminated and so the Church decreed that C) all Germans should only drink beer because if you do, you won't die. Nowadays there are major and partly foreign corporations behind most breweries, but the people who work there still value a lot their own history. The older ones always carry a seal of their foundation in their logo, usually in the 18th and 19th century with some exceptions from the middle ages that survived to this day, and the traditional way to produce it also hasn't changed, except for health regulations and modern machinery of course. There also is a German term of Reinheitsgebot, the purity law, which defines how beer is supposed to be made and those beers who follow it get a seal on their products. It is largely an ad term now but the historic source is from 1516, where in Bavaria a duce made roughly half of their state constitution about how exactly beer is supposed to be made. The history of beer is big here and the modern variation in how we handle it are also sometimes hilarious. Just a few weeks ago there was an ad campaign by the northern German beer Astra, straight out of Hamburg, first made in 1897, and the ads were billboards featuring several girls showing their naked asses while having three crates of Astra in the background. The text below said in all caps "Because gently caress you." That's tradition. Goons Are Gifts fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Jun 24, 2019
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Jun 24, 2019 18:24
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Goons Are Great posted:Nowadays there are major and partly foreign corporations behind most breweries, but the people who work there still value a lot their own history. The older ones always carry a seal of their foundation in their logo, usually in the 18th and 19th century with some exceptions from the middle ages that survived to this day, and the traditional way to produce it also hasn't changed, except for health regulations and modern machinery of course. There also is a German term of Reinheitsgebot, the purity law, which defines how beer is supposed to be made and those beers who follow it get a seal on their products. An archive of Astra advertising posters from 2003 to 2016 is available on their website: https://www.astra-bier.de/de/astra/werbung.html 
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Jun 24, 2019 18:54
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There's Astra in my fridge and it's kind of funny now |
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Jun 24, 2019 19:00
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Jun 24, 2019 19:04
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Goons Are Great posted:Nowadays there are major and partly foreign corporations behind most breweries, but the people who work there still value a lot their own history. The older ones always carry a seal of their foundation in their logo, usually in the 18th and 19th century with some exceptions from the middle ages that survived to this day, and the traditional way to produce it also hasn't changed, except for health regulations and modern machinery of course. There also is a German term of Reinheitsgebot, the purity law, which defines how beer is supposed to be made and those beers who follow it get a seal on their products. I actually knew a thing or two about this - South Australia early on had many German immigrants, including some skilled brewmaster types come on over here and start up some of the first settlements up in the Adelaide Hills. This lead to a tradition of good, German style beers here that were based on good ingredients and similar purity law type standards. Still a lot of German named areas there (eg Hahndorf) and a decent chunk of the population with German ancestry.
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Jun 24, 2019 19:07
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hey remember when there was a critically acclaimed movie about the founding of facebook?? lol |
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Jun 24, 2019 20:00
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More like Fuckerberg |
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Jun 24, 2019 20:46
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Pizza in Malmo at 7 Eleven is very nice
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Jun 24, 2019 20:58
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is kebab pizza what i think it is? if so very approve |
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Jun 24, 2019 23:12
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Kebab pizza is like eating god's butt. A bit weird, but loving yes.
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Jun 24, 2019 23:46
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I didn't know god was into eating rear end but I approve |
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Jun 25, 2019 00:25
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i'm eating a homemade taco pizza it's really good, almost good enough to make me forget the discomfort of superglue fingers (i don't know how lids work)
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Jun 25, 2019 03:15
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Jun 25, 2019 03:16
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i clicked an ad because it said big daddy dong so i couldn't not click on it and it took me to BYOB |
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Jun 25, 2019 06:54
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hi skylark welcome to yob got any favortie hobbies, pets, crimes? |
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Jun 25, 2019 07:12
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Hi Skylark hello welcome chat I hope you're having a good day, your posts are very good |
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Jun 25, 2019 08:01
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That's exactly how that ad is supposed to work! Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo you and byob. I'm naked posting right now because any layer of matter between the air and my skin is too warm. Even the air, actually, I need a vacuum.
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Jun 25, 2019 11:10
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 Please like, subscribe and comment on more naked truths
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Jun 25, 2019 11:11
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Goons Are Great posted:Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo you and byob. I'm naked posting right now because any layer of matter between the air and my skin is too warm. 
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Jun 25, 2019 14:17
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roomforthetuna posted:I'm always naked, at a small enough distance from my body. True but everyone is naked when examined closely enough, turns out that at the quantum scale the whole universe is just chock full of butts and wieners. 
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Jun 25, 2019 14:40
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Stoner Sloth posted:True but everyone is naked when examined closely enough, turns out that at the quantum scale the whole universe is just chock full of butts and wieners. At the center of our very own Milky Way galaxy is a cosmic goatse waiting to be exposed https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 25, 2019 14:51
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Splatmaster posted:At the center of our very own Milky Way galaxy is a cosmic goatse waiting to be exposed Just straight up butt holes all the way down.
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Jun 25, 2019 14:57
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Splatmaster posted:At the center of our very own Milky Way galaxy is a cosmic goatse waiting to be exposed Makes sense. They say 85% of the universe is dark matter, after all. |
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Jun 25, 2019 14:58
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Not to mention hawking radiation emitting from the holes
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Jun 25, 2019 17:04
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Skylark posted:i clicked an ad because it said big daddy dong so i couldn't not click on it and it took me to BYOB Hey welcome Skylark! See friends, target marketing works.
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Jun 25, 2019 17:37
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Since I already spend like my credit card on byob ads the past few months I wanted to reduce my contribution to one ad, but given the success of the dongarium one I might get that one plus the usual new one instead. Those ads should be on perma rotation, they're too good to not be used.
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