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hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe
Olive cheese syrup guy has a wedding ring and his own house. He's got his poo poo together more than 99% of people on this show.

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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Ludwig definitely fucks

cinnamon rollout
Jun 12, 2001

The early bird gets the worm

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Ludwig definitely fucks

Excuse me, his name is ludwing, yeah, that's right, ludwing

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Jr. posted:

Which the hell spinoff is this dude on? I need my failson fix

It's from The Other Way spinoff but this guy has his poo poo together

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Sumit is awesome

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
ludwing got jokes tho lol

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

Yeah, when Ludwing broke out that joke, my wife and I looked at each other like "he..just busted out a little person joke?!?" Ludwing owns.

hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe

Piggy Smalls posted:

Sumit is awesome

I want to think his plan is stupid, but if you're going to pretend to live far away but actually live in the same city as your family and just avoid them forever, New Delhi is a pretty good choice of city.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


I mean he also mentioned that he had family members that work in the same area as his apartment so I'm not sure how thought out his plan really is.

hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe
The apartment that he can't afford with his 60 y.o. fiancee who doesn't speak the language and can't legally work. I do not think Sumit is awesome.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:

The apartment that he can't afford with his 60 y.o. fiancee who doesn't speak the language and can't legally work. I do not think Sumit is awesome.

Then dont start your post with a list of reasons why sumit owns :colbert:

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together
jenn owning andrei is amazing but god she has one of the most annoying faces. id get irritated too with her making that fish face at me all the time

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I joos wanna gayme, okay ? ! Okay ?!

Pedro flinging his mouse brought to you by Razr at Chantel

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:

The apartment that he can't afford with his 60 y.o. fiancee who doesn't speak the language and can't legally work. I do not think Sumit is awesome.

This is literally an inverse of obvious issues any other relationship on 90 day wouldn't work. I submit that he is awesome

AveMachina
Aug 30, 2008

God knows what COVIDs you people have



I cant upload this dang screenshot from iOS but I want you all to look at the Amazon reviews for The Other Way.

Does anyone watch this show sincerely?

E: a shameful snype
E2: not a shameful snype? Please help Im brain problems

Master J Plus
Apr 20, 2010

by Hand Knit
Chantel (real name: CeAir)

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

https://www.reddit.com/r/90DayFiance/comments/c3vwa0/anfisa_on_stage_at_her_competition_she_looks/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

So Chantel meets up with Obed to get third party gossip about Pedro. He says he heard it was a setup but Pedro actually loves her for real and that's the reason why they hate her, and all she got from that was it was a setup

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Lol Andreis dad calling bullshit on his son like immediately after arriving. Also lol at Andrei not getting the message

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
this season really picking up at the end, what an absolute incredible moron every single person except dad andrei is

e: still havent watched a single second of russ/pao get on my level

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
"DUI Doctor"

lmao america is weird

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
I wanna meet the person who doesn't skip Russ and Pao

G-Mawwwwwww
Jan 31, 2003

My LPth are Hot Garbage
Biscuit Hider

Donovan Trip posted:

I wanna meet the person who doesn't skip Russ and Pao

Season 1 Pao was so much fun :(

I wanna meet the person who doesn't skip Loren and Alexei.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

rear end cobra posted:

this season really picking up at the end, what an absolute incredible moron every single person except dad andrei is

e: still havent watched a single second of russ/pao get on my level

But that means you missed seeing the kiddie pool she is going to give birth in at home.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

The last time Pao was entertaining was when Juan was around trolling Russ. Also next week's episode shows Pao's mom is also an rear end in a top hat in regards to Juan so we know where she gets it from.

And Andrei blew $600 to escort his dad from the International Terminal to his domestic gate because his dad never traveled before? And even though his dad navigated the Turkish airport, CBP, and the American International Terminal by himself Andrei pats himself on the back for getting his dad on a plane to Florida?

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

WhyteRyce posted:

The last time Pao was entertaining was when Juan was around trolling Russ. Also next week's episode shows Pao's mom is also an rear end in a top hat in regards to Juan so we know where she gets it from.

And Andrei blew $600 to escort his dad from the International Terminal to his domestic gate because his dad never traveled before? And even though his dad navigated the Turkish airport, CBP, and the American International Terminal by himself Andrei pats himself on the back for getting his dad on a plane to Florida?

Russ loving sucks so I don't blame Juan for hating him.

Also stop trying to sabotage AndREI over 600 bucks

cinnamon rollout
Jun 12, 2001

The early bird gets the worm

WhyteRyce posted:

The last time Pao was entertaining was when Juan was around trolling Russ. Also next week's episode shows Pao's mom is also an rear end in a top hat in regards to Juan so we know where she gets it from.

And Andrei blew $600 to escort his dad from the International Terminal to his domestic gate because his dad never traveled before? And even though his dad navigated the Turkish airport, CBP, and the American International Terminal by himself Andrei pats himself on the back for getting his dad on a plane to Florida?

Yeah the flying to new york was madness, how could this possibly make any sense to anyone.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
I just realized what Andrei is holding out for when he throws a tantrum for money and then gets doubly upset when his wife jumps to asking her dad for money. I mean call me crazy but it could have something to do with being on a TV show

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



Extra Large Marge posted:

But that means you missed seeing the kiddie pool she is going to give birth in at home.

Soon as I saw that, all I could think of was that picture that turns up in the AUG thread of the homebirth in a kiddy pool and how nasty the water looked when it was over.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

how do you empty out a home birth kiddie pool

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
mmmm placenta juice. dogs love it.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

WhyteRyce posted:

how do you empty out a home birth kiddie pool

Dump it in your neighbor's yard during the dead of night.

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Russ loving sucks so I don't blame Juan for hating him.

Also stop trying to sabotage AndREI over 600 bucks

Do not terrorize Andrei with your finances!

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Go pack my bag

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

The amount of trashy poo poo that this show spawned is amazing
https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/90-day-fiances-pedro-and-chantels-spinoff-first-look/

But yeah I'm watching it

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

WhyteRyce posted:

how do you empty out a home birth kiddie pool

Very carefully

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Is Pao still pretending she's a model? I can't watch

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Is Pao still pretending she's a model? I can't watch

I think that died and she knows her and Russ are about to be relegated to What Now webisode status so she's calling up Juan to add drama

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

WhyteRyce posted:

I think that died and she knows her and Russ are about to be relegated to What Now webisode status so she's calling up Juan to add drama

"Juan, I need you to come to america so you can call my husband a pussy right to his face. POST HASTE!"

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Is Pao still pretending she's a model? I can't watch

She's a model inasmuch as she does not want to be exiled back to Oklahoma and Russ sure is trying at every opportunity to make her go live there

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