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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Poco posted:

Mike pence did a gently caress on a horse.

Technically pence is a passive receiver or controversially a power bottom

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fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


there is no controversy; michael pence's power bottoming propensity is well known. while the horse may be inside of mike pence, mike pence is loving the horse

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

fabergay egg posted:

there is no controversy; michael pence's power bottoming propensity is well known. while the horse may be inside of mike pence, mike pence is loving the horse

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

Cowpocalypse posted:

heard someone playing "old town road" today

then I remembered that time mike pence hosed a horse

:horse:

He's got the horses in the back, alright.

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001

Not Important posted:

He's got the horses in the back, alright.

I heard this song on the radio today and started cackling like an idiot. When my wife asked what was so funny I said "Nothing". Then muttered under my breath Mike Pence hosed a horse and started giggling some more.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
What the hell is this doing on page 2? Don't you people know Mike Pence hosed a horse?!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I forgot. Now I remember.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Who in the what now?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Xand_Man posted:

Who in the what now?

mike pence. the current as of this writing vice president. he has copulated with horses and they have ejaculated into his colon

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
okay look people.

there's no reason this should be on page 2

if this falls to page 2 again i'll start probating people. it's hosed up. hosed up like Mike Pence loving a horse. have you people no decency

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Bumping the thread to do my duty

Much like a silver-haired man from Indiana...

Xand_Man has issued a correction as of 16:52 on Jun 24, 2019

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

i was starting to have a bad day

then i remembered :fyadride:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Xand_Man posted:

Bumping the thread to do my duty

Much a silver-haired man from Indiana...

thank you, for posting content.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

he

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

:frogon:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
hosed a horse my friend


remind me who this vaunted gentleman is please

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014


he

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

:getin:

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
the vice president of the united states of america, mike pence, had sexual intercourse with a horse

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Suspicious posted:

the vice president of the united states of america, mike pence, had sexual intercourse with a horse

he loves it and does it a lot

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

an actual dog posted:

he loves it and does it a lot

:vince:

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Every time I get down on myself I remember that a horse fucker is a single heart attack away from the oval office

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
If pence can gently caress horses and still succeed, there's nothing stopping me either

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Mayor Dave posted:

If pence can gently caress horses and still succeed, there's nothing stopping me either

there's actually many things

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


At what point does this thread count as beating a dead horse

Mike Pence is still beating off live ones tho

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Xand_Man posted:

At what point does this thread count as beating a dead horse

Mike Pence is still beating off live ones tho

It is the duty of every citizen in the final days of our civilization to daily proclaim this solemn mantra:

Suspicious posted:

the vice president of the united states of america, mike pence, had sexual intercourse with a horse

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
That guy totally does take horse dick on the regular.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Bumping the thread like Mike and the stallions bump uglies

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Bumping to save the thread since it was on the bottom of the first page.

Which reminded me of our vice president's disciplined sphincter control

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bumping to vehemently oppose any notion Mike Pence, the Vice President of the United States of America has any sphincter control left whatsoever

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I just want to thank everyone, for posting content, and reminding CSPAM that Mike Pence hosed a horse.

Good job, everyone. We did it.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Teal posted:

Bumping to vehemently oppose any notion Mike Pence, the Vice President of the United States of America has any sphincter control left whatsoever

He's not leaving a snail trail of horse nut everywhere he goes

I suppose he could be enema'ing it out but we both know that's not an option for him

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Please stop bumping this thread, I don't want to be reminded of what Mike Pence did with the horse, thanks.

Edit: oops, poo poo

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

ajkalan posted:

Please stop bumping this thread, I don't want to be reminded of what Mike Pence did with the horse, thanks.

Edit: oops, poo poo

Sorry, Mike pence gets railed by horses harder than Trump rails cocaine

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

ajkalan posted:

Please stop bumping this thread, I don't want to be reminded of what Mike Pence did with the horse, thanks.

Edit: oops, poo poo

This is blasphemy

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

ajkalan posted:

Please stop bumping this thread, I don't want to be reminded of what Mike Pence did with the horse, thanks.

too bad you fucker. you're in it now.

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

Xand_Man posted:

He's not leaving a snail trail of horse nut everywhere he goes

I suppose he could be enema'ing it out but we both know that's not an option for him

He plugs.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I wish I could forget Michael Pence's raging desire for stallion dick.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Teal posted:

He plugs.

Wouldn't that require sphincter control?

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Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

Considering the amount of enormous horse cock Mike Pence definitely takes up there on the regular, I think he might have more control over his arse than the average human.

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