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chitoryu12 posted:AITA for not wanting to watch two gay guys have sex? There is absolutely no chance this happened
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Jun 25, 2019 16:06
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chitoryu12 posted:AITA for not wanting to watch two gay guys have sex? Thus, by a continuous shifting of sexual focus, the gays are at the same time too anally rammed and too relaxed.
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Jun 25, 2019 16:06
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AITA For Swearing At My Big Brother For His Perverted Jokesquote:My brother who is six years older than me has always had a weird sense of humor. He's been making perverted jokes towards me since I was around seven or eight. I would be playing video games and everyday he would just walk up to me and say "What are doing? Are you watching porn?" And I would respond "I don't know what porn is, stop bothering me." And that would be it. But I started thinking it was weird when I was around 10 and I began going through puberty, and I learned what porn is. But I still responded with "I don't know what porn is." A few months before my 11th birthday his jokes got weirder and more intense. He asked if I liked anal or tentacle hentai, and whenever I was drawing by myself and he saw me he would come up and ask if he could draw with me then he just drew cocks and pussies. This made me so uncomfy so I just continued to act like I was clueless. When I was thirteen I thought he was going to stop since it wouldn't be as funny because I was too old to not know what a penis was. He didn't seem to be slowed down though, he still made dick jokes whenever I ate bananas and asked if I wanted to be a prostitute when I grow up. I knew I couldn't play stupid anymore so I just became silent and averted eye contact and waited for him to leave the room, it was so awkward. I'm currently 14 and my brother is 21 and six days ago he asked if I had ever put a condom on a dude, and I just snapped I yelled "Can you just gently caress off for once? This bullshit just isn't funny anymore!" This was the first time he heard me swear, and he looked mad, he said "Do not speak to me like that!" I responded "Your jokes are loving awful, dude, I don't want to hear another one!" I then proceeded to run to my room and lock the door. Surprise, your big brother is an incest pedo!
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Jun 25, 2019 16:15
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chitoryu12 posted:AITA for not wanting to watch two gay guys have sex? I'm just trying to figure out what show he could be talking about. Someone in the comments suggested "Designated Survivor," but who group watches that?
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Jun 25, 2019 16:16
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My [21M] Dad [54M] is very macho and closed-minded. Is it normal for men to be like this?quote:I'm studying to be a nurse, and my father is very unsupportive of it. He thinks being a nurse is a woman's job and he doesn't understand why a guy would want to be a nurse. There are many male nurses. It is not woman's work. When I told him I wanted to be a nurse he was like, "YOU WANT TO BE A NURSE?! ARE YOU GAY?" I thought that was a very ignorant thing to say.
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Jun 25, 2019 16:18
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DemoneeHo posted:I'm just trying to figure out what show he could be talking about. Someone in the comments suggested "Designated Survivor," but who group watches that? I was Googling to try and find it. Have a list of the Top 12 Anal Sex Scenes in Movies, which was the top result.
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Jun 25, 2019 16:19
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WIBTA if I told my parents that I won't take care of them when they get older?quote:Long time visitor, first time poster, yadda yadda yadda. Tell them that you're too gay to take care of them; they'll understand
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Jun 25, 2019 16:20
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ElGroucho posted:Man getting stabbed
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Jun 25, 2019 16:22
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Admiral Ray posted:Not 100% if this fits here but it is wild and has relationships in it. 1) The data will be screwed up as all the children will come from one background and one gene pool. 2) 22K a year? Stocking shelves at Target pays just as much without the ethics problems. 3) How many kids will you be doing ALL of the work for for 22k a year? On top of also helping with all their other business poo poo? 4) These kids will grow up to be autistic Patrick (or Patricia) Bateman's. 5) WTF???????
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Jun 25, 2019 16:23
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chitoryu12 posted:AITA breaking up w/ my bf of 8 months (now ex) for telling me he is into incest? peak reddit
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Jun 25, 2019 16:26
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chitoryu12 posted:I was Googling to try and find it. Have a list of the Top 12 Anal Sex Scenes in Movies, which was the top result. Only 4 of those are gay!!!  But im surprised to see that "rear end to rear end" scene from Requiem for a Dream didnt make that list. But i cant remember if they actually did go rear end to rear end.
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Jun 25, 2019 16:27
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DemoneeHo posted:My [21M] Dad [54M] is very macho and closed-minded. Is it normal for men to be like this? "You're always hanging around with girls! That's so gay!" I regret to inform you that your father is Eric Cartman.
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Jun 25, 2019 16:30
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DemoneeHo posted:My [21M] Dad [54M] is very macho and closed-minded. Is it normal for men to be like this? Beat him up, duh Honestly the concept that being a nurse, a job where you very often have to pick up several hundred pounds of person, is a job for the weak and effeminate, is actually amusing to me
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Jun 25, 2019 16:32
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DemoneeHo posted:My [21M] Dad [54M] is very macho and closed-minded. Is it normal for men to be like this? When I was in elementary school we had different rules for being straight or gay. Wearing your watch on your right hand, having an earring on your right ear, carrying bags of coins in a plastic sack rather than burlap bag stapled to your nuts so it jingles when you walk, and so on, all made you gay. I see this dude's dad grew up in the same kind of place. I can understand his confusion.
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Jun 25, 2019 16:34
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FactsAreUseless posted:Yeah exactly. Like this person just found out about BDSM, doesn't understand human sexuality, and just thinks "ah, this person is acting in a way I don't understand, this thing I heard about must be their motivation." It's honestly a little fascinating. The bus driver's name? Michel Foucault
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Jun 25, 2019 16:38
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AITA for secretly seeing a psychic medium in order to communicate with my ex who died?quote:Attn sloppy journalists, don’t poach my words.
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Jun 25, 2019 16:41
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DemoneeHo posted:WIBTA if I told my parents that I won't take care of them when they get older? I do not envy this guys position and how he’s been treated but I envy him for being able to say “you’re dying alone because I’m gay”.
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Jun 25, 2019 16:48
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chitoryu12 posted:AITA for thinking my sisters candle stick holders look like anal beads? I mean, I would totally say that to family, but just to see how much I could annoy them. Bonus points if I can get them to start hiding the candlesticks any time I'm over.
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Jun 25, 2019 16:49
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AITA 21M FOR BEING NICE TO THE CASHIER?quote:Hi reddit! First time poster, loooooooong time lurker, been lurking this sub here for quite sometime and decided i would post something that's been happening very frequently.
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Jun 25, 2019 16:51
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chitoryu12 posted:AITA for secretly seeing a psychic medium in order to communicate with my ex who died? Cucked by a ghost Megillah Gorilla posted:I mean, I would totally say that to family, but just to see how much I could annoy them. On the bright side they already have a perfect place to hide them
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Jun 25, 2019 16:51
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chitoryu12 posted:AITA for thinking my sisters candle stick holders look like anal beads?
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Jun 25, 2019 16:52
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AITA for refusing to let my room be "blessed free of evil spirits"?quote:I'm a college student that lives in a house with 3 other guys. I came home one day and one of my roommates and his girlfriend were freaking out saying the house was haunted because the cat was staring at the ceiling and they felt strange breezes around them. My roommate's girlfriend sent a picture of the living room to her mom (who happens to be a professional psychic medium) and the mom responded saying she saw evil spirits in the room and that it needed cleansing So now the psychic mother is coming over on Friday to burn sage in all the rooms and bless the house. I told my roommates I don't want a random woman I've never met going into my room burning sage and making smoke for something I don't believe in and think is incredibly stupid and deceitful (though I don't really care if she "blesses" the rest of the house). My roommates say I should let her in my room because "it's not hurting anybody". AITA for refusing to let her in my room?
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Jun 25, 2019 16:52
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Is there some rule about never actually mentioning what country you're in, 'cause gently caress that's annoying
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Jun 25, 2019 16:53
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DACK FAYDEN posted:In this idiot's defense, they totally do look like an enlarged set of glass anal beads, so, uh. I didn't want to be the first one to say it but 
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Jun 25, 2019 16:53
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gently caress Your Website posted:Is there some rule about never actually mentioning what country you're in, 'cause gently caress that's annoying He's in Canada DACK FAYDEN posted:In this idiot's defense, they totally do look like an enlarged set of glass anal beads, so, uh. Enlarged???
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Jun 25, 2019 16:54
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i vomit kittens posted:AITA 21M FOR BEING NICE TO THE CASHIER? I don't know what country this dumb gently caress is from, but this is a good way to get your Mexican wife to throw all your poo poo out the window
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Jun 25, 2019 16:54
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Pepe le pew style kissing up a womans arm as she hands me my quesarito.
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Jun 25, 2019 16:56
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why does every reddit post start with a pointless preamble about how often they post or if they're using a new account
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Jun 25, 2019 16:57
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Fitzy Fitz posted:why does every reddit post start with a pointless preamble about how often they post or if they're using a new account It's the equivalent of "Hey Howard, first time caller, long time listener, hey what do you think about the bazoombas on Shannon Tweed? Thanks, I'll take my answer off the phone"
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Jun 25, 2019 16:58
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FactsAreUseless posted:This reads like a person with some sort of developmental disability or social problem or something. Like the complete inability to grasp context, the very patient confusion, the lack of boundaries re: bedroom life vs. real life. Yeah, I was waiting for him to ask her if she was going to pretend to put her hair into a ponytail to enjoy minutes of going underwater
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Jun 25, 2019 17:00
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ElGroucho posted:It's the equivalent of "Hey Howard, first time caller, long time listener, hey what do you think about the bazoombas on Shannon Tweed? Thanks, I'll take my answer off the phone" edit: wow, this blew up edit 2: wow!! thank you for the gold! edit 3: I'm doing my best to keep up with the replies! I promise I'll get to all of you!
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Jun 25, 2019 17:01
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chitoryu12 posted:AITA for refusing to let my room be "blessed free of evil spirits"? You need to counter this. Buy a pentagram, some books on occult summoning, and a box of dog treats (evil spirits and demons like the plain vita-bone ones the best, high fiber!) and start calling your friends-from-the-beyond. Don't let no idiot psychic try to ward off "evil" spirits. Those scammers are just rapacious capitalists that call communist spirits evil due to ideological reasons. Embrace your comrades and stage a spiritual revolution in your home.
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Jun 25, 2019 17:04
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Fitzy Fitz posted:edit: wow, this blew up UPDATE: Well I never thought my most upvoted post would be my jerk off fantasy about licking my cousin's rear end in a top hat!
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Jun 25, 2019 17:04
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chitoryu12 posted:AITA for not wanting to watch two gay guys have sex? wow, who knew that bill burr posts to AITA
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Jun 25, 2019 17:08
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chitoryu12 posted:one of my roommates and his girlfriend were freaking out saying the house was haunted because the cat was staring at the ceiling and they felt strange breezes around them Haunted by the ghost of a ceiling fan
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Jun 25, 2019 17:09
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Fitzy Fitz posted:edit: wow, this blew up I already knew that social adulation led to people thinking they were super special and important but reddit's upvote and award system really makes it clear.
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Jun 25, 2019 17:14
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i vomit kittens posted:AITA 21M FOR BEING NICE TO THE CASHIER? This would be fairly normal for Costa Rica. The cashiers say that kind of stuff to you all the time, anyways. I've never spoken back to them in the same way, or really even thought about it, but I just asked my wife (who is half Nicaraguan and lived in CR for nearly 20 years) and she said it would be normal to say "gracias mi amor" to a cashier. Edit: Further chat with my wife on this one, basically the same thing happened to her when she moved here. She didn't realize it was normal and asked her then boyfriend to stop talking to people that way, and he did. She later realized it was nothing. So I suppose it depends slightly on whether the GF is native as well, and the BF should probably just stop anyways if it makes her uncomfortable. But her wigging out about "whores" is a huge overreaction. Hellblazer187 fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Jun 25, 2019 |
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Jun 25, 2019 17:17
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DemoneeHo posted:I'm just trying to figure out what show he could be talking about. Someone in the comments suggested "Designated Survivor," but who group watches that? American Gods had a pretty graphic gay sex scene but I don't remember what preceded it.
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Yeah those candlesticks sure do look like anal beads. Just ordered a set myself based purely on their similarity to anal beads. I'm not going to shove them up my rear end I just think they will form a tasteful accent to my dining room. A subtle nod to the multiple Tom of Finland prints I have.
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DemoneeHo posted:My [21M] Dad [54M] is very macho and closed-minded. Is it normal for men to be like this?
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