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Poniard posted:just steal time from work it's pretty easy I self report my hours so uhhhh yeah
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Jun 26, 2019 02:44
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Of all the times I've (unwillingly) gone to Walmart, I've only been asked for my receipt a couple of times. Couldn't possibly be because I'm an older white guy. Nah. No way.
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Jun 26, 2019 02:48
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PMush Perfect posted:Pull up, thread, we're getting real close to a mod hammer dropping. 
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Jun 26, 2019 02:49
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Gareth Gobulcoque posted:I self report my hours so uhhhh yeah Same. take what you can, give nothing back
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Jun 26, 2019 02:51
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Screaming Idiot posted:I always wonder what would happen if you refuse to let them check your stuff? Like, what, are they going to call the police? The only reason I let them look is because the people they get to do it are just wage-slaves like me, and I don't want to make things worse for them. In poor urban neighborhoods there's a cop parked directly outside Walmart at all time along with security guards patrolling the lot.
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Jun 26, 2019 02:52
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Poniard posted:just steal time from work it's pretty easy Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime...
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Jun 26, 2019 03:37
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Poniard posted:just steal time from work it's pretty easy i work 40 hours a week, except i leave at least 45 minutes early almost every day
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Jun 26, 2019 04:25
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Listen, saying "steal everything you can because corporations deserve nothing but the guillotine" is against site rules. You hear that? I absolutely can't say "steal everything you can because corporations deserve nothing but the guillotine." However, it's totally within the rules to tell you that I can't say "steal everything you can because corporations deserve nothing but the guillotine". Just so long as I don't actually say it.
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Jun 26, 2019 05:13
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PMush Perfect posted:Listen, saying "steal everything you can because corporations deserve nothing but the guillotine" is against site rules. You hear that? I absolutely can't say "steal everything you can because corporations deserve nothing but the guillotine." However, it's totally within the rules to tell you that I can't say "steal everything you can because corporations deserve nothing but the guillotine". Just so long as I don't actually say it.
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Jun 26, 2019 05:15
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PMush Perfect posted:Listen, saying "steal everything you can because corporations deserve nothing but the guillotine" is against site rules. You hear that? I absolutely can't say "steal everything you can because corporations deserve nothing but the guillotine." However, it's totally within the rules to tell you that I can't say "steal everything you can because corporations deserve nothing but the guillotine". Just so long as I don't actually say it. thanks trevor moore
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Jun 26, 2019 05:16
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how dare you im not nearly that funny
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Jun 26, 2019 05:24
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PMush Perfect posted:Listen, saying "steal everything you can because corporations deserve nothing but the guillotine" is against site rules. You hear that? I absolutely can't say "steal everything you can because corporations deserve nothing but the guillotine." However, it's totally within the rules to tell you that I can't say "steal everything you can because corporations deserve nothing but the guillotine". Just so long as I don't actually say it. 
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Jun 26, 2019 05:47
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Krankenstyle posted:ya we all stole constantly and covered for each other when I worked in retail Same. When I worked at a big liquor store in Houston there were a few of us there who pretty much drank the best of the best booze because we all took what we wanted and covered for each other. It's also how I got toilet paper for years.
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Jun 26, 2019 09:15
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 I don't even know anymore
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Jun 26, 2019 10:54
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I see the algorithm is trying its hand at crowdfunding now
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Jun 26, 2019 10:58
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Jun 26, 2019 11:11
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shoeys, much like Daniel “Danny Rick” Ricciardo, are good
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Jun 26, 2019 11:24
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99% of loss prevention tactics are just "doing racism" and expecting certain people to steal certain things. As long as you are not those certain people and as long as you are not stealing certain things you can take whatever the gently caress you want from any store.
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Jun 26, 2019 11:37
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Take the plunge! Okay! posted:
disrupting the meat shoe market
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Jun 26, 2019 12:08
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Jonny 290 posted:when i scraped the local dispatch db the #1 and #2 locations for dispatches by a factor of 40x over the #3 slot were the two walmarts in town. they absolutely do call the cops every single time and use the local PD as their free loss prevention force This behavior is known/documented, to the point where I'm surprised I've never seen anyone say, "Well, if you offer more government services Walmart's gonna steal those too. Checkmate, Socialisailures!" It'd tie real nice into the "if college is free then the rich get free college" galaxy brain takes
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Jun 26, 2019 12:23
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Lazyhound posted:so I ordered some of the film these purport to use and those videos are probably faked because it only really works on the screens I’ve tried if you align it exactly right. The glasses are like that mural for influences - if it's a real product it sucks, but as an art project it owns
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Jun 26, 2019 13:13
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I was in a pub in a fairly remote part of Scotland a while back and we introduced some of the locals to the concept of a shoey. They went nuts for it, everyone was doigg shoeys all night and the bartender at one point attempted to pull a pint directly into a shoe
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Jun 26, 2019 13:14
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and they say white people have no culture
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Jun 26, 2019 14:39
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White people have "No!" culture
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Jun 27, 2019 00:17
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lol my normal hvac air filters come with bluetooth beacons pre-installed
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Jun 27, 2019 01:14
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white people, have? no! culture.
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Jun 27, 2019 01:47
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White people got no reason White people got no reason White people got no reason To live They got little hands And little eyes And they walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet Well, I don't want no White people Don't want no White people Don't want no White people Round here White people are just the same As you and I (A fool such as I) All men are brothers Until the day they die (It's a wonderful world) White people got nobody White people got nobody White people got nobody To love They got little baby legs And they stand so low You got to pick 'em up Just to say hello They got little cars That go beep, beep, beep They got little voices Goin' peep, peep, peep They got grubby little fingers And dirty little minds They're gonna get you every time Well, I don't want no White people Don't want no White people Don't want no White people 'Round here
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Jun 27, 2019 01:53
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sorry about all the conquering the whole world business your friends white people
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Jun 27, 2019 02:32
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Jonny 290 posted:when i scraped the local dispatch db the #1 and #2 locations for dispatches by a factor of 40x over the #3 slot were the two walmarts in town. they absolutely do call the cops every single time and use the local PD as their free loss prevention force this is corporate policy, they want to hassle everyone they can and do as little as possible
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Jun 27, 2019 02:43
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every grocery store loading bay is stuffed with free samples and employees who don't care.
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Jun 27, 2019 02:50
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Big Mad Drongo posted:It'd tie real nice into the "if college is free then the rich get free college" galaxy brain takes What's this supposed to mean?
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Jun 27, 2019 04:37
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As in, "even people who can afford to just write a check will get it for free! Do you want to give rich people another advantage they don't need?" Yes. If that's the price for educating the other 95% of students, fine. Besides, done right it would cost them more in increased taxes than the cost of a university education, so bring it on.
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Jun 27, 2019 05:55
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so nude goggles are a thing now, thanks to AI https://twitter.com/samleecole/status/1144006609087148034
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Jun 27, 2019 08:14
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that thumbnail looks "realistic" in that the AI seems to imagine tits look the same outside of clothes as they do inside of them.
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Jun 27, 2019 08:17
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“This thing is horrifying and infuriating, which is why I am illustrating my article with its fruits.”
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Jun 27, 2019 08:20
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tay tay got some weird lookin' tay tays according to skynet
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Jun 27, 2019 08:21
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they should make one for men, where it gives you a huge schlong
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Jun 27, 2019 08:31
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mike12345 posted:they should make one for everyone where it gives you a huge schlong
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Jun 27, 2019 08:40
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mike12345 posted:so nude goggles are a thing now, thanks to AI quote:The software, called DeepNude, uses a photo of a clothed person and creates a new, naked image of that same person. It swaps clothes for naked breasts and a vulva, and only works on images of women. When Motherboard tried using an image of a man, it replaced his pants with a vulva. hell yeah
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Jun 27, 2019 08:57
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Man, bras do weird things to boobs
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