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dios bendiga este culo
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Jun 25, 2019 12:00
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Untrustable posted:"bless your heart" is a versatile phrase that has never been used in a positive way. It sounds positive but it runs the gamut from "you got what you deserved" to "you dumb poo poo". I have only ever used it in a nice way and I feel like that passive-aggressive reading is a relatively recent development that everyone just assumes is true because they like the idea of it being true, and so in a way it became true. Anyway, content: TheMaskedUgly posted:I spent hours in Black and White training my creature (the stupid cow) to learn the highest level, hardest to learn spell, which was a meteor storm.
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Jun 25, 2019 12:13
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QUACKTASTIC posted:Oh, you touch my TajMahal
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Jun 25, 2019 12:36
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Pastry of the Year posted:I have only ever used it in a nice way and I feel like that passive-aggressive reading is a relatively recent development that everyone just assumes is true because they like the idea of it being true, and so in a way it became true. Anyway, content: Nah it has always had multiple meanings both positive and negative. It wasn't right for polite society women to be vulgar and all, so the doublespeak insults became a thing. If it only was negative then you'd never be able to get away back handing it to someone in public.
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Jun 25, 2019 13:25
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Krankenstyle posted:peanut butler is a magician, and also a self-owner
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Jun 25, 2019 14:04
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FactsAreUseless posted:Lmfao that's some Philosophy 99 beginner solipsism poo poo, embarrassing It's like a Monty Python sketch "Behold!! I have transcended the symbolic order with my sorcerous wiles!" "Ooh the cheek, you've just dressed up some bog standard solipsism with a top hat and hand flourishes"
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Jun 25, 2019 14:23
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Jun 25, 2019 15:20
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Dameius posted:Nah it has always had multiple meanings both positive and negative. It wasn't right for polite society women to be vulgar and all, so the doublespeak insults became a thing. If it only was negative then you'd never be able to get away back handing it to someone in public. Ah do declare, Ah have the vapors.  
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Jun 25, 2019 15:33
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Deep South culture has been steeped in decorum almost as much as racism, there's absolutely been an underhanded meaning to just about every "precious" Southern phrase since time immemorial Related: everyone should watch Steel Magnolias, both because it's a great movie despite the super stilted dialogue and because it's a great example of that sort of thing
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Jun 25, 2019 16:11
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Neophyte posted:Jeez what's the big deal, just replace the font ball with another one that's got the characters you want FrangibleCover posted:Tildes are stored in the balls?
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Jun 25, 2019 16:56
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sweet thursday posted:And here we see the Goon Weed that sprouts between the cracks in a thread, making everyone wonder "how does life find itself there?"
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Jun 26, 2019 00:10
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That thread is absolutely stacked. joke_explainer posted:*EPIC POLICE FAIL COP SHOOTS STRIPPER IN BACK SIX TIMES AS SHE RUNS THROUGH A DOZEN PLATE GLASS WINDOWS WATCH THIS* RazzleDazzleHour posted:"Okay Dennis, we just need to perform a couple of small tests." RazzleDazzleHour posted:"Decker, we've made a terrible discovery. There are Replicant sleeper agents, who don't even know they're Replicants."
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Jun 26, 2019 07:12
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theflyingorc posted:Nah, it can be absolutely be positive Maybe I grew up around the wrong people...
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Jun 26, 2019 09:56
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Untrustable posted:Maybe I grew up around the wrong people... Oh, bless your heart.
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Jun 26, 2019 13:23
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Oh, bless your little pea-pickin' heart.
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Jun 26, 2019 14:21
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Cotton-picken was right there. Way to blow it.
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Jun 26, 2019 14:28
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Dameius posted:Cotton-picken was right there. Way to blow it. I can't escape the feeling that that's downright racist. But maybe that's because I recently watched Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.
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Jun 26, 2019 14:29
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I can't escape the feeling that that's downright racist. But maybe that's because I recently watched Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. Yeah it's reading as "bless your black heart" and there's so many different meanings that could have to a southerner
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Jun 26, 2019 14:32
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Dameius posted:Cotton-picken was right there. Way to blow it. None of the little old ladies where I grew up said "bless your cotton pickin heart", I'm not altering my authentic lived experience to fit your preconceived ideas about folksy catchphrases Also it's racist
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Jun 26, 2019 14:34
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Pfft, authentic. How many moonshines did you do?
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Jun 26, 2019 14:41
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It is only as racist as the speaker. There were plenty of not black people cotton farmers who used that phrase and I've had liberal as hell blue haired old white women use literally that phrase with me and around me. And just to cut this off at the head, a poo poo ton of stuff from the south is racist as hell, or not, depending on who is the one saying it. Like, a whole bunch of Southern culture is wrapped up in the inescapable racist foundations of the region, even if some of it has transcended in part or in whole from that past. Hell for all I know that pea-picking variant may have been some old woman's conscious decision to move past some racism she saw. Living in the south and using the sayings is basically playing hot potato racism anyways.
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Jun 26, 2019 15:08
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And y'know why is it racist to say that all black people like fried chicken and watermelon? Lots of white people like fried chicken and watermelon! If you ask me, this politically correct thing has gotten out of hand, and all lives matter.
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Jun 26, 2019 15:32
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"Bless" is the southern UK equivalent and I use it on everyone.
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Jun 26, 2019 16:02
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I do really like fried chicken and watermelon! They are nice and yummy things and everyone who wants them should get them  believe in good things goons u deserve it
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Jun 26, 2019 16:03
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:
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Jun 26, 2019 16:06
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I like my fried chicken spicy and my watermelon fresh from the vine. Watermelons do not continue to ripen off of the vine, so for supermarket distribution they cut them off a little early so they won’t rot in the ensuing freight time, but they never reach their full delicious potential because of it. I’m sad I didn’t get to grow watermelon this year because we are putting the house on the market. Will have to go to the farmers’ market and hope for the best. I wish I had a funny quote to go here
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Jun 26, 2019 16:07
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April Ludgate is A Good Thing indeed
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Jun 26, 2019 16:08
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Replying to my own avatar feels really masturbatory, except I didn't cry and honk a clown nose in order to finish.
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Jun 26, 2019 16:09
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freeedr posted:I like my fried chicken spicy and my watermelon fresh from the vine. My mom just told my wife the other day that you should look for watermelons with a yellow spot because that means the ripened in the field more. I don't care for watermelon so this information is of no use to me but maybe it can be a benefit to you and your life (if it's even true; my mom believes a lot of poo poo)
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Jun 26, 2019 16:15
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Guess the forum/thread.Malformed Dance Hut posted:HAY ANY1 LIEK TO poo poo AND FUK
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Jun 26, 2019 16:16
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A deeply avant-garde post.
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Jun 26, 2019 16:34
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EorayMel posted:Guess the forum/thread. Gonna totally spitball here and guess that this is from TVIV.
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Jun 26, 2019 17:24
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Friend posted:My mom just told my wife the other day that you should look for watermelons with a yellow spot because that means the ripened in the field more. I don't care for watermelon so this information is of no use to me but maybe it can be a benefit to you and your life (if it's even true; my mom believes a lot of poo poo) It's called a field spot and it indicates the watermelon has lain in the field (and by extension ripened) long enough to form it 
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Jun 26, 2019 19:58
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Watermelons! https://youtu.be/2-eitsutpOc
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Jun 26, 2019 20:04
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Krankenstyle posted:peanut butler is a magician, and also a self-owner chaos magick gets loving buckwild and this is relatively sane and tame as that goes like basically from what I understand, the idea is that you're hacking reality by drawing/writing "sigils" and imbuing them with energy (usually by tripping balls on acid or shrooms and jacking off on the sigil until it's encrusted with highly magical spooge) this sounds like a bunch of complete ridiculous bullshit, but if you're much of a comics guy you're probably familiar with Grant Morrison. Grant Morrison has been doing this poo poo forever and has had some really really strange poo poo happen to him as a result of it, which kind of inclines me to believe there's something here WeedlordGoku69 has a new favorite as of 20:14 on Jun 26, 2019 |
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Jun 26, 2019 20:11
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I'm of the opinion that magic is no more ridiculous a belief than any other belief system but I also smoke a lot of weed and sometimes it makes me think I'm communicating with my boyfriend with my thoughts soooo there's that
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Jun 26, 2019 20:18
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Jun 26, 2019 20:19
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Replying to my own avatar feels really masturbatory, except I didn't cry and honk a clown nose in order to finish. Schade. "Would you honk me? I'd honk me."
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the thing that's always made me kind of go  about chaos magic isin The Invisibles, Grant Morrison made a character named King Mob who (if I'm understanding this correctly) was basically created as a sigil, for shits and giggles more than anything since he wasn't taking the idea incredibly seriously his life then proceeded to reflect King Mob's in bizarre ways. GMo writes King Mob as having everything come up his way? everything comes up GMo for a while. GMo writes King Mob as getting hosed over? GMo gets hosed over. King Mob gets gravely wounded in the story and nearly dies? GMo gets hospitalized with loving sepsis out of nowhere. it might just be one big coincidence, or it might work the other way (though by Morrison's account, his life would change to reflect what he wrote and not vice-versa), or some random bald guy who writes comics basically achieved loving CHIM. i know which one of those that basically looks like to me.
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