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Gonna prep for the evening with a two tone black and yellow bowling shirt paired with black baggy oversize shorts. I'll have a silver chain that connects my front left belt loop with my wallet, and make sure that thing dangles low. My hair is slicked back, jet black as well. Its extra at the salon I go to for them to dye my already dark brown hair, but the payoffs are coming. A little gel on the eyebrows, not too much. My blind date has no idea what she's in for. Slide on in to my honda civic, yea - i'm rocking those undercarriage lights as featured in my favorite movie of all time, Fast & The Furious. I slide into the dennys (gonna be my treat) and i've got the opening line all worked out. She might collapse from excitement, i'm prepared for that.
"Nice to meet you, care for a mint whilst we wait for our table?" as I pull out my Altoids tin.
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whomst'd've ever spoken thusly is surely deserving of righteous scorn!
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you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc
the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
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It's been a whilst, since I could
Hold my head up high
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It's been a whilst, since I could
Hold my head up high
And it's been a whilst
Since I first saw you
"Whilst to Power" Frederick Niche
woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo
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you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc
the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
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also op would OBVIOUSLY drive a wrx, not a civic
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you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc
the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
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"okay, I'll be right here whilst you attend to the other patrons," say I to the attractive bartender who is certain to be smitten by my rogueish turn of phrase, a breath of fresh air amidst the tedium of serving drinks to ordinary mannerless folk
also me, circa 2011
im gettin fuckin dragged itt
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i just remembered the 'forsooth, the taint' tag. this thread should have the 'forsooth, the taint' tag.
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Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
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have not seen erst, whilst i look
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Just a moment whilst I retrieve your filst. I like your hairstylst, by the way, do you get it done at that salon a milst or or so up the road?
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Whom says whilst, honestly.
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you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc
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Were you the bartender whilst it happened?
no, the creepy nerdst
i had a lot of growing up to doest
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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It's been a whilst, since I could
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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cargo shortst
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scuse me kids whilst i do the fattest bong rip of the 21st century
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FALSE SLACK
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Whom says whilst, honestly.
It is to laugh, for certain, whensoever one deigns to speak thusly
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you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc
the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
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scuse me kids whilst i do the fattest bong rip of the 21st century
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sit around for a whilst
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Whilsty Coyote
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Stay awhilst, an listenst.
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Whilst My Guitar Gently Weeps
composed & played on a fretless bass
woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo
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Thee who smokes the whilst may thusly be stoned.
when weedst must.
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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the whilst whilst west
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you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc
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whilsting away the hours
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