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# ? Jun 25, 2019 19:22 |
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Then Spider-Man will web onto Mysterio. Then Msyterio will throw another deadly discus at the webline. Then Spider-Man will dodge so the discus hits Mysterio. Then we start a new strip with a new villain!
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 20:00 |
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It's okay, Spider-Man can just grab that little archway under his foot.
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 21:51 |
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Payndz posted:It's okay, Spider-Man can just grab that little archway under his foot. Good to know he's not flat-footed.
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 22:02 |
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I hope Spidey just webs the
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 22:45 |
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Strange request, but: does anyone have the newspaper spider-man edit where spider-man appears at the faintest praise of any older female politician?
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 23:22 |
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 06:14 |
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He didn't SAW that one coming
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 09:35 |
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Are those underpants underpants or are they part of his skin?
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 09:54 |
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The real reason The Rattler doesn't want to turn back is snakes have two penises.
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 11:59 |
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I did not expect that, or: Mierenneuker posted:He didn't SAW that one coming
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 15:25 |
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his deadly discus isn't actually sharpened at all, is it? he used it as a blunt weapon earlier.
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 15:36 |
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I mean if he wasn't clearly grabbing it from the sharp edge his ability to stick to things could be used to hold onto the dull inside part. If.
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 17:47 |
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it's also entirely possible that a week later he realizes that his arm-feet hurt and can't figure out why.
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 17:57 |
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The most impressive thing is that apparently Mysterio is throwing that with absolutely no spin.
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 21:31 |
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Cabbit posted:The most impressive thing is that apparently Mysterio is throwing that with absolutely no spin. It is one of Metal Man's sawblades, they didn't have the budget for an animation back then.
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 00:20 |
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Cabbit posted:The most impressive thing is that apparently Mysterio is throwing that with absolutely no spin. im kind of disappointed spidey isnt going to hit a massive enzuigiri on mysterio tho
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 02:37 |
Spider-Man, still trying to kill Mysterio.
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 07:05 |
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Johnny Walker posted:
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 07:26 |
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These Western Laws of Physics are crazy.
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 17:13 |
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But if he programmed the buzzsaw to always return to him shouldn't Spidey also be hurtling towards the ground to his doom? There's some room for edits with this one too..
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 18:04 |
Johnny Walker posted:
It looks like Mysterio just can't stop farting ahahahahahahahahah
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 02:05 |
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Mysterio: Uhhh.. cracked my rib.... wait... oh my God am I, Mysterio, secretly Peter Parker!?!
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 02:37 |
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Preemptive apologies that the next 9 days are missing from the scans I harvest these from.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 03:53 |
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Haifisch posted:Preemptive apologies that the next 9 days are missing from the scans I harvest these from. https://imgur.com/a/O6O6SD7
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 06:02 |
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Flash: Hey MJ, maybe Pete realized he can't compete with me? MJ: Oh Flash, you know I'm down to gently caress anybody and anything at anytime... or I would be if not for Peter. Who I want to bang. Instead of you. Peter. Not you. Flash: Oh. MJ: Just to reiterate, I will never have sex with you. Ever. Not once.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 06:27 |
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Read this as "Ho! The serum gave me power!" which made me giggle.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 10:40 |
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"Welp, couldn't save him. I'll just leave his body here in this alley dressed in nothing but his scaly underwear."
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 16:42 |
"Now we will both fall to our death"
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 16:42 |
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why should peter worry about falls? he fears no brick to the head, and the earth is nothing but a particularly large brick.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 16:47 |
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I love how everyone in this comic assumes Spider-Man is going to die whenever he's travelling vertically downwards.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 19:54 |
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If there's one thing I learned from playing Just Cause 2, it's that you need to break your fall by going faster.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 22:26 |
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Web to the ground to break your momentum.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 22:33 |
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Are we just going to ignore the fact that the Rattler is a knock-off Lizard?
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 22:42 |
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Chinston Wurchill posted:Are we just going to ignore the fact that the Rattler is a knock-off Lizard? gimme the GOD drat candy posted:oh, so the deep dark secret of THE RATTLER is that he is a lame-rear end lizard expy.
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# ? Jun 29, 2019 00:10 |
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the rattler story completely wasted his awesome introduction of hiding in plain sight by wearing a signboard.
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# ? Jun 29, 2019 00:46 |
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Next Time on Newspaper Spider-Man '79 Spider-Man's greatest foes together at last! JJ being JJ! Public spending! :brazzers: And the most important question of all finally answered! Saoshyant fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Jun 29, 2019 |
# ? Jun 29, 2019 14:11 |
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Saoshyant posted:Next Time on Newspaper Spider-Man '79 Yeah, but I wanna know why is spider-man?
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# ? Jun 29, 2019 14:23 |
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Wingtip collar on your bikini briefs is a strong look.
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# ? Jun 29, 2019 14:33 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 03:33 |
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Who else could it be under the mask? Spider-Man is clearly John Constantine.
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# ? Jun 29, 2019 15:09 |