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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Then Spider-Man will web onto Mysterio.
Then Msyterio will throw another deadly discus at the webline.
Then Spider-Man will dodge so the discus hits Mysterio.
Then we start a new strip with a new villain!

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
It's okay, Spider-Man can just grab that little archway under his foot.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Payndz posted:

It's okay, Spider-Man can just grab that little archway under his foot.

Good to know he's not flat-footed.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
I hope Spidey just webs the hoverboard SKY SKI again. But Mysterio's got another DEADLY DISCUS. And the comic then just goes on a loop for as long as it took the editors to notice.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
Strange request, but: does anyone have the newspaper spider-man edit where spider-man appears at the faintest praise of any older female politician?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

He didn't SAW that one coming :effort:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Are those underpants underpants or are they part of his skin?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
The real reason The Rattler doesn't want to turn back is snakes have two penises.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




I did not expect that, or:

Mierenneuker posted:

He didn't SAW that one coming :effort:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
his deadly discus isn't actually sharpened at all, is it? he used it as a blunt weapon earlier.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
I mean if he wasn't clearly grabbing it from the sharp edge his ability to stick to things could be used to hold onto the dull inside part.

If.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's also entirely possible that a week later he realizes that his arm-feet hurt and can't figure out why.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

The most impressive thing is that apparently Mysterio is throwing that with absolutely no spin.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Cabbit posted:

The most impressive thing is that apparently Mysterio is throwing that with absolutely no spin.

It is one of Metal Man's sawblades, they didn't have the budget for an animation back then.

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

Cabbit posted:

The most impressive thing is that apparently Mysterio is throwing that with absolutely no spin.

im kind of disappointed spidey isnt going to hit a massive enzuigiri on mysterio tho

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





Spider-Man, still trying to kill Mysterio.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Johnny Walker posted:



Call it what you want, but it's a circular saw blade, period. :colbert:
Oh my god.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




These Western Laws of Physics are crazy.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


But if he programmed the buzzsaw to always return to him shouldn't Spidey also be hurtling towards the ground to his doom?

There's some room for edits with this one too..

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Johnny Walker posted:



These Western Laws of Physics are crazy.

It looks like Mysterio just can't stop farting ahahahahahahahahah

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mysterio: Uhhh.. cracked my rib.... wait... oh my God am I, Mysterio, secretly Peter Parker!?!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender


Preemptive apologies that the next 9 days are missing from the scans I harvest these from.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Haifisch posted:

Preemptive apologies that the next 9 days are missing from the scans I harvest these from.

https://imgur.com/a/O6O6SD7

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Flash: Hey MJ, maybe Pete realized he can't compete with me? :smug:
MJ: Oh Flash, you know I'm down to gently caress anybody and anything at anytime... or I would be if not for Peter. Who I want to bang. Instead of you. Peter. Not you.
Flash: Oh.
MJ: Just to reiterate, I will never have sex with you. Ever. Not once. :)

Metalshark
Feb 4, 2013

The seagull is essential.

Read this as "Ho! The serum gave me power!" which made me giggle.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


"Welp, couldn't save him. I'll just leave his body here in this alley dressed in nothing but his scaly underwear."

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




"Now we will both fall to our death:spidey:"

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
why should peter worry about falls? he fears no brick to the head, and the earth is nothing but a particularly large brick.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

I love how everyone in this comic assumes Spider-Man is going to die whenever he's travelling vertically downwards.

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME
If there's one thing I learned from playing Just Cause 2, it's that you need to break your fall by going faster.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Web to the ground to break your momentum.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Are we just going to ignore the fact that the Rattler is a knock-off Lizard?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Are we just going to ignore the fact that the Rattler is a knock-off Lizard?

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

oh, so the deep dark secret of THE RATTLER is that he is a lame-rear end lizard expy.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the rattler story completely wasted his awesome introduction of hiding in plain sight by wearing a signboard.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Next Time on Newspaper Spider-Man '79



Spider-Man's greatest foes together at last!




JJ being JJ!




Public spending!




:brazzers:




And the most important question of all finally answered!

Saoshyant fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Jun 29, 2019

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Saoshyant posted:

Next Time on Newspaper Spider-Man '79


Yeah, but I wanna know why is spider-man?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Wingtip collar on your bikini briefs is a strong look.

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David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Who else could it be under the mask?
Spider-Man is clearly John Constantine.

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