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Montalvo
Sep 3, 2007



Fun Shoe

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somekindofguy
Mar 9, 2011
Grimey Drawer

You gotta go a little older to get the good, stupid stuff.

https://youtu.be/J05Dzd_8OjE

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

somekindofguy posted:

You gotta go a little older to get the good, stupid stuff.

https://youtu.be/J05Dzd_8OjE

My family was on the Feud in like '83 and made it to the final round. When asked what a kid wants most for their birthday, my uncle responded "A Good Job." it sadly wasnt up and he bombed the rest of the questions so they lost. my dad got it right with "A Bicycle" though

i uploaded the episode to YT years ago and now can't remember what i titled it though. the only copy i had was on a VHS and I don't have one of those players anymore, so it's lost to the internet

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

holy poo poo lmao

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

AstroWhale posted:

His Spanish was the most basic Duolingo poo poo. Maybe half the lessons.

Isn't his accent also obviously from a tutor from Spain?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
British version Family Fortunes had it's share of silly contestants. (2 mins for the content)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHiGT_odU2Y

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Diese Wagenphone ist ein Nuisancephone!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu9gklzdz3A

We used to have a funny short youtube thread, that still around anywhere.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:

http://i.imgur.com/omrUeNV.mp4
http://i.imgur.com/8XsZybB.mp4
http://i.imgur.com/PWSHGFT.mp4
http://i.imgur.com/yAofWH1.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/2SR4sBg.mp4

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


The best part is this was real. That was Aimo Koivunen.

quote:

He was then tasked with carrying the units’ supply of Pervitin (an early form of amphetamine). The drug had been supplied to German and Finnish soldiers during the war to keep them awake during guard duty, long patrols, and other draining tasks.

During the units’ escape, Koivunen became tired after having skied for hours to escape the Russians. In the semi-darkness, and while on skis, he pulled out a bottle of Pervitin. He could not get out a single pill, so in his frustration and fatigue, he upended the bottle and took all thirty, unaware of what this might do to him.

What it might have done was kill him outright, but luckily for Koivunen, that did not happen.

What did happen was a living nightmare. He had a short burst of energy but then went into a delirious state. Eventually, his body gave out and he lost consciousness.

When he woke up, his comrades were gone. He had no supplies other than some water, his rifle, and what he was wearing.

In the forest, the Pervitin and the fear of being caught by the Red Army propelled him through the landscape. He escaped the Soviets, but set off a land-mine and sustained serious injuries.

He lay in a ditch for a number of days, but when help didn’t come, he got back on his skis and pressed on, not knowing exactly where he was heading.

Though the speed killed much of his appetite, he did eat – some pine buds and a raw Siberian Jay. All of this in occurred in -20C weather conditions.

During all this, the drug was still in effect in his system. He traveled some 250 miles (402 kilometers) from his point of origin.

When he was found, he was taken to a Finnish hospital, where his heart-rate was measured at 200 beats per minute. He had lost much of his weight and only tipped the scales at 94 pounds.

Despite the terrible battering his body received, Aimo Koivunen survived his ordeal and the “Jatkosota.” He died in 1989, aged 72.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



chitoryu12 posted:

The best part is this was real. That was Aimo Koivunen.

Who says drugs are bad for you?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

He's definitely got the stare of a man who took so many amphetamines that he saw God.

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

chitoryu12 posted:

He's definitely got the stare of a man who took so many amphetamines that he saw God.



Area Meth-man survives Red Army attack, steals all copper wire from local hospital during recovery.

Thermos
Mar 29, 2019

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

Josef bugman posted:

What is this and why do I feel like this is really personal and yet very generic.



Admiral Bosch has a new favorite as of 19:32 on Jun 28, 2019

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.


yikes

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011


hahahahaha oof

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009



hi i'm arguing with a jpeg, here we go:

i guess you could call child concentration camps and the systematic dismantling of federal regulatory oversight and the destruction of voting rights for a generation "divisive" and "politicized" lol

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

sandoz posted:

hi i'm arguing with a jpeg, here we go:

i guess you could call child concentration camps and the systematic dismantling of federal regulatory oversight and the destruction of voting rights for a generation "divisive" and "politicized" lol

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
KFC dinner rolls wtf

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

JesustheDarkLord posted:

KFC dinner rolls wtf

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH
Amateur hour, everyone knows the pros go for the Taco Bell™ supreme soft taco party pack (extra salsa)

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
i'm gonna need more of these 40K memes thanks

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Mister Speaker posted:

i'm gonna need more of these 40K memes thanks

Ahem! Turn off your monitor!

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Mister Speaker posted:

i'm gonna need more of these 40K memes thanks

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day


sorry these aren't nearly as good as the family feast ones, all I could find on short notice.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

sandoz posted:

i guess you could call child concentration camps and the systematic dismantling of federal regulatory oversight and the destruction of voting rights for a generation "divisive" and "politicized" lol

I think the idea is that once upon a time things were "normal" and if things had just stayed "normal" I wouldn't have to feel as bad as I do now.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I like that all space marines are bald old men on steroids who buttfuck eachother on spaceships all day before they head out to kill stuff

living the fuckin life

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
I think spacemarines are sterile or get their balls cut off. There's really no reason for them to have cocks either. They probably get neutered and have their sack replaced with a skull or something

[edit] I mean I guess that doesn't stop them from doing mouthstuff to eachother though or licking eachothers assholes or some major powerfisting etc

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

Mister Speaker posted:

i'm gonna need more of these 40K memes thanks









Admiral Bosch has a new favorite as of 23:20 on Jun 28, 2019

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Here, have some Warhammer.

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/millenials-god-emperor/

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
These rule

GTFO this thread dude, also turn your monitor off.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Powerful Aussie energy coming off those Warhams

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