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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson and the Tory leadership contest – Jeremy Hunt will face off against Boris Johnson in the race to be Britain’s next prime minister, after beating Michael Gove by just two votes in the fifth and final round of voting by Conservative MPs"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Mark Field suspended as minister after grabbing climate protester by neck

Independent:

Yesterday: Inside Danny Boyle's world without The Beatles

Times:


Evening Standard:

Summer solstice 2019 celebrations – in pictures

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the heavyweight fight for Tory leadership

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson and the Tory leadership contest – Boris Johnson and Jeremy Hunt will battle it out to become Britain’s next prime minister after drama at Westminster that saw Johnson’s team accused of conniving to knock his bitter rival Michael Gove out of the race"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Boris Johnson: police called to loud altercation at potential PM's home - Exclusive: Neighbour records shouting and banging at flat MP shares with Carrie Symonds

Independent:

Democrats call for oversight after Trump's Iran airstrikes reversal

The i paper:

Mark Field suspended as minister after grabbing climate protester by neck

Times:


Stephen Collins:

And a larger version of one of the panels, in case anyone wants it for an avatar:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

" Boris Johnson v Jeremy Hunt: battle of the Brexits – The two Tory leadership contenders fight it out… on the edge of a cliff"

Sunday Telegraph:

Hunt ramps up pressure on Johnson to explain police visit

Independent on Sunday:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the pressure facing Boris Johnson – Jeremy Hunt has joined calls for Boris Johnson to explain why police were called to his home after an argument with his partner by warning that his Conservative leadership rival ‘needs to show he can answer difficult questions’"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Steve Bannon: ‘We went back and forth’ on the themes of Johnson’s big speech

Times:


Evening Standard:

"We set four tests for Brexit. Three years on, all of them are failing"

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
gently caress off Blower.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Pilchenstein posted:

gently caress off Blower.
Came here to post that.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson's push to become prime minister – A Tory donor has added to demands from Jeremy Hunt, fellow cabinet ministers and Tory backbenchers for Boris Johnson to answer questions about his past behaviour amid growing concerns about his character"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

Boris Johnson refuses to appear on Sky Tory leadership debate

Times:


Evening Standard:

Boris Johnson begins media blitz but refuses to discuss family life

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Boris's 'loved-up' photos

'A member of the public was worried about a suspected fraud'

David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson's ‘media blitz’ – The favourite to win the Conservative party’s leadership contest has finally started to give radio and TV interviews"

Telegraph:

Glastonbury weather to be sunny and rain-free, forecast shows

Matt:

Hundreds of villages lose their GP surgery as crisis grows across country

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Brexit: Johnson says Britain will leave EU on 31 October 'do or die'; After this photo.

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS... on Frogmore Cottage

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Strange Tories v. hippies thing in that Blower.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson and his model buses – Frontrunner to replace Theresa May tells an interviewer what he does to relax"

Telegraph:

Boris Johnson: odds of no-deal Brexit are 'a million-to-one against'

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Hunt's pledge to reduce corporation tax 'will cost £13bn a year'

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Glastonbury

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Paul, I've no idea what the gently caress you're talking about, but you can probably gently caress off

e: Oh, the sun is Johnson. OK, gently caress off paul

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Good to see the...Romanians...and the Portuguese Empire? represented at Glastonbury.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
No, that's a ship carrying dangerous cargo with escort

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I'm going to think of this every time I see Johnson now.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson's model buses – The internet has been scratching its collective head after Boris Johnson’s bizarre comment in an interview that to relax he crafts and paints model buses"

Telegraph:

Revealed: what really goes on with your recycling rubbish behind the scenes

Matt:


Independent:

"Even Diane Abbott has split from Corbyn over Brexit – so why won’t he back Remain and save his party?"

Times:

More than 100 Labour MPs protest at decision to readmit Chris Williamson

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Boris Johnson's domestic woes

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the UK's standing on the world stage – Theresa May met Vladimir Putin for 8o minutes at the fringes of the G20 summit in Osaka"

Telegraph:

'Despicable act': May confronts Putin over Salisbury poisoning

Matt:

‘Do it now’: UK must set zero-carbon target for 2050, say official advisers

Independent:

Western liberalism is obsolete, warns Putin, ahead of May meeting

The i paper:


Times:

What Boris Johnson’s filthy car tells us about the aspiring PM

Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Boris Johnson's latest handiwork - Chris Riddell on the Tory leadership candidate’s claim that he relaxes by painting wooden boxes to look like buses"

Sunday Telegraph:

:sun: It's hot! :supaburn:

Matt:

:sun: C'est chaud! :supaburn:

Independent on Sunday:

Trade wars, tweets and western liberalism: G20 summit wraps up in Osaka

Sunday Times:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

quote:


Sunday Telegraph:


Gove looks like a quiet psychopath about to kill his mark


HES WEARING CHEETAH SKIN SHOES AHAHAHAH

Milotic
Mar 4, 2009

9CL apologist
Slippery Tilde

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Gove looks like a quiet psychopath about to kill his mark


HES WEARING CHEETAH SKIN SHOES AHAHAHAH

That’s Hunt, who has been referred to as Theresa May in trousers. Which I think is a slightly poor choice of words since May does wear trousers too.

Also I’ve mainlined several years of the thread over the course of a week. I feel Nicola Jennings is bland, has a insipid style, her jokes are low-effort and tired. Almost all of the other’s have produced at least a single smile from me - even Matt and Paul Thomas.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Milotic posted:

Also I’ve mainlined several years of the thread over the course of a week. I feel Nicola Jennings is bland, has a insipid style, her jokes are low-effort and tired. Almost all of the other’s have produced at least a single smile from me - even Matt and Paul Thomas.

You brave, brave soul. Welcome!

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Donald Trump’s meeting with Kim Jong-un – Trump has not only become the first incumbent US president to enter North Korea, but he spent an hour talking with Kim in the demilitarised zone between the Koreas"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Tory leadership race: Jeremy Hunt unveils £20bn no-deal Brexit 'war chest' as he turns up heat on Boris Johnson

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Jrbg
May 20, 2014


I know my posts in this thread are now mostly dunking on Blower but does he seriously have no idea how to depict a cartoon man scratching his head

If not, why attempt it. Why have the job you have

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the UK's Tory leadership ritual – Hunt and Johnson’s Brexit pledges have been attacked by UK business leaders"

Telegraph:

Hammond warns Johnson and Hunt over spending promises

Matt:

Cori Gauff, 15, eclipses Venus Williams in Wimbledon first round

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

DUP welcomes Tory leadership contenders' vow to ditch backstop

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Royal couple's camera-shyness


David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the Brexit party's European parliament protest – Nigel Farage and his MEPs turn backs on Ode to Joy as new session of European parliament opens"

Telegraph:

China says Hong Kong violence 'totally intolerable'

Matt:

'Sin taxes': Boris Johnson vows to review sugar levy

Independent:


Times:

Jeremy Hunt backs Hong Kong citizens' right to protest

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... BBC's huge wages

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's vow to review 'sin taxes' – Downing Street has mounted a staunch defence of the government’s sugar levy on soft drinks after Boris Johnson announced he would impose a moratorium on “sin taxes” if he became prime minister" After Donald McGill.

Telegraph:

Obesity rivals smoking as cause of cancer, UK charity warns

Matt:

Jeremy Hunt promises vote on repeal of foxhunting ban

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... growing list of carcinogens

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I suppose wood paneling and embroidery suffice if he doesn't have an excuse to draw tattoos.

chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006

Of course Thomas would complain about the highest paid woman even though there's way more men paid more than her at the BBC with the highest having four times her salary...

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Ann Widdecombe's speech to MEPs – Former Conservative minister likened UK’s departure from the EU to the emancipation of slaves as she became the first Brexit party MEP to speak in the new European parliament"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Are these Archie's SECRET godparents? Meghan and Harry's close friends are tipped for key roles in royal christening - but couple face backlash at refusal to identify them because they are 'private citizens'

Independent:

White House 'struggles to draw crowds' to Trump's Fourth of July show

Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on… Baby Archie's mystery godparents

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson's intelligence briefings – The Tory leadership frontrunner denies No 10 tried to block his access to sensitive information when he was foreign secretary"

Telegraph:

Next Prime Minister latest odds and polls: Boris Johnson still holds big lead over Jeremy Hunt

Independent:

After Otto Marseus Van Schrieck.

The i paper:


Times:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Baby Archie's christening


Stephen Collins:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Why do people care about the royal godparents lol
Hell i dont even remember the name of my godfather

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Exit Boris Johnson, pursued by a fox – Into the void go the Tory leadership candidate and his plans for a no-deal Brexit"

Sunday Telegraph:

Fears grow over Boris Johnson win as Hunt challenge fades

Matt:


Independent on Sunday:

'Scarecrow' statue of Melania Trump unveiled in Slovenia to mixed reviews

Sunday Times:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The people who care are the people who keep royal correspondents in work.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the leaked Trump cables – An inquiry has been launched after memos from America’s UK ambassador painting an unflattering portrait of Donald Trump were leaked"

Telegraph:

Labour MPs threaten to use Parliamentary privilege to expose party's alleged failings on anti-Semitism

Independent:


Times:

John McDonnell denies trying to oust Jeremy Corbyn aides

Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on US-UK relations after the ambassador's cables – A diplomatic row has flared after confidential memos by the UK ambassador to the US painting an unflattering picture of Donald Trump were leaked"

Telegraph:

After Ferrero Rocher.

Matt:

'It's crazy': Coco bubble pops at Wimbledon as Simona Halep ousts Gauff

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Corbyn says Labour would back remain in Brexit referendum

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... UK doctors' pensions scandal


David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the special US-UK relationship – Theresa May feels Donald Trump’s ire in wake of leaked ambassadorial emails"

Telegraph:

Corbyn says Labour would back remain in Brexit referendum

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Scientists discover Snowball the cockatoo has 14 distinct dance moves – video

Evening Standard:

Kim Darroch: effectively sacked by Johnson on the orders of Trump

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Shaky UK-US diplomacy

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the Tory leadership contenders – The two candidates have set out their positions on foreign policy towards the US" After Jean Veber.

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Johnson has thrown US ambassador under the bus, say top Tories

Evening Standard:

The Lion King review – deepfake copycat ain't so grrreat

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Camera-shy Meghan

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Did Bob forget Hunt hasn't been health secretary for a year?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson and his role in Kim Darroch's resignation – MPs believe the Tory leadership contender has allowed the UK to be bullied by President Trump"

Telegraph:

Social justice, not Brexit – Theresa May races to secure legacy

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Labour antisemitism: 30 whistleblowers to give evidence to EHRC

Evening Standard:

Tom Watson backs automatic exclusions over Labour antisemitism

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... outgoing Theresa May

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
What an odd emphasis to give that statement.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Gulf crisis – The UK is stepping up its military presence in the Gulf by sending a second warship to protect commercial oil tankers"

Matt:

London airports to be hit by series of strikes during summer

Independent:

After Caravaggio.

The i paper:


Times:

Grieve: proroguing parliament would be end of democracy in UK

Stephen Collins:

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Fearless
Sep 3, 2003

DRINK MORE MOXIE


British political cartoonists really are getting a lot of mileage out of Trump's rear end lately, aren't they?

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