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The Tinkling of the Telltale Dong.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 22:40 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:in the comments she states that no one is ever allowed to lock the bathroom door because the sister’s bathroom control abilities are “frail” wait so if someone is in there taking a poo poo and the sister runs in do they just try to pinch it off or does she poo poo between their legs or what? leaving the door unlocked doesn't seem to solve any of these problems, only worsen them
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 22:40 |
hawowanlawow posted:wait so if someone is in there taking a poo poo and the sister runs in do they just try to pinch it off or does she poo poo between their legs or what? You can tell if someone’s taking a poo poo in there because it makes the Yoshi egg noise
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 22:46 |
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Taking a poo poo has to be automatically higher priority than the hierarchy. Stop being ridiculous.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 22:49 |
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What sound does a poo poo make, when there's nobody there to hear it?
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 22:51 |
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I grew up with a Sega MegaDrive, so my jerking off sounds like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRgfAPe5s3U
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 22:57 |
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You can build a small dick enclosure out of egg cartons to silence your loud rear end jerking, all you really need is some glue or in a pinch use your cum as an adhesive.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 22:58 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:I've gotta stop reading this thread and the CK2 thread next to each other, it makes me want to make the negative congenital trait "dick jingles". Is it wrong that I want there to be an /r/relationships CK2 mod for extra hosed-up events? Then we really could solve these problems with murder.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 22:59 |
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dudeness posted:all you really need is some glue or in a pinch use your cum as an adhesive. years of overuse has left my product watery and ineffective
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:00 |
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Sagebrush posted:If someone has a particular way they want to be addressed, you need to address them that way. It's their name, not yours. lol no, nobody gets titles they don't earn and even if they do, gently caress that. That kind of bullshit self-importance is a stain on our society and I applaud the Australians for their egalitarianism, if not the way they handled that particular situation which was a little too cruel. Just educating her on how things are done in Australia would've been fine, the profanity was out of line. Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for trying to go to the front of the plane? This one's from way way back but yes, you are the rear end in a top hat. MOST people are capable of getting up and leaving the plane instantly. It's not the fact they need their luggage stopping them, it's the fact that the people closer to the door should go first, plus the fact that the door isn't open yet. Jumping up and trying to beat everyone to it is an assy move and that's why he got called out ElGroucho posted:2 kids that don't eat potato chips in the goddamn morning, yes I'm loving this dude, first he gets all high and mighty about how it's totally fine for people to talk poo poo about your parenting behind your back, then instantly gets in a slapfight with another poster about how good of a parent he is. Play fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Jun 28, 2019 |
# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:00 |
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hawowanlawow posted:wait so if someone is in there taking a poo poo and the sister runs in do they just try to pinch it off or does she poo poo between their legs or what? She does mention the sister has "problems with closed doors." I assume she pitches a fit and beats on a door if it's closed. That house sounds like hell.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:02 |
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I'm guessing the 'clink clink' is like, from his bed or chair or whatever moving slightly and bumping something that makes the clinking sound. So they hear a rhythmic clink clink from a lamp or whatever and go 'oh great, he's whacking it again' That is the only concept that comes close to making sense to me.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:02 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:I'm guessing the 'clink clink' is like, from his bed or chair or whatever moving slightly and bumping something that makes the clinking sound. She says her husband's dick does it when they have sex, so I'm afraid you must continue to be loving baffled like the rest of us. I'm still baffled she thinks ejaculation is the same as jerking it. I'm genuinely not sure if this is some massive ESL issue or if she's in a goddamn religious commune.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:04 |
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cumshitter posted:The Tinkling of the Telltale Dong. i like it
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:05 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:I'm guessing the 'clink clink' is like, from his bed or chair or whatever moving slightly and bumping something that makes the clinking sound. If you've got a lovely enough mattress, (and that seems real possible here) jerking off can make the springs squeak.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:06 |
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Leon Einstein posted:It's weird to be married and have separate finances to me. My wife and I have similar income splits but I certainly don't think any of it is strictly "my" money. We do, it's actually nice and eliminates a lot of the issues we hear about with our other couple friends that do everything out of a joint account. Basically neither of us give a poo poo what the other spends money on, he could show up with a new car tomorrow and I wouldn't care that he hadn't talked to me about it. I'd be surprised that he hadn't but as long as he can afford the car payment, it's your money.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:07 |
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clink clink clink clink *Brazil theme plays*
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:10 |
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I[36F] am in arranged marriage with [37M]. He has very poor manners and make scenes in public.quote:We have been married for 17 years, arranged marriage and a needs teenager, so divorce isn't the simple answer. I also love him and I don't want to fight. Another post by the same OP: 35F- How to masturbate?
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:10 |
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Patrick Spens posted:If you've got a lovely enough mattress, (and that seems real possible here) jerking off can make the springs squeak. Jeez, I lived below this couple, and always knew when they were banging, and I had to turn my headphones up really high because it was this constant squee squee squee from the springs. That was hell.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:13 |
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Has anyone ended a relationship over penis size? Or am I just a bitch?quote:I know it sounds awful, but after a year of dating this guy, I feel like I deserve more.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:22 |
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hawowanlawow posted:wait so if someone is in there taking a poo poo and the sister runs in do they just try to pinch it off or does she poo poo between their legs or what? it's so she can storm in on you mid-dump and pee in the bathtub and/or sink.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:25 |
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My (25F) boyfriend (26M) of 2 years flew into a rage after losing at beer pongquote:I had to leave early to take him home around 10 pm on the 4th, because he got kicked out for fighting. He was too drunk to drive (so I had to drive his stick which I barely know how to do) this was a really frustrating night and I don't want to make any rash decisions about the relationship.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:25 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:Jeez, I lived below this couple, and always knew when they were banging, and I had to turn my headphones up really high because it was this constant squee squee squee from the springs. having gay neighbors is a blessing, then (to my brain at least) it just sounds like a greco-roman wrestling match or someone re-arranging their living room
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:27 |
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Dammit I want to know what happened with the lotion story
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:28 |
DeadMansSuspenders posted:Has anyone ended a relationship over penis size? Or am I just a bitch? kind of but you’re also 19, gently caress around while you’re still in college e: assuming this isn’t someone’s fake cuck/sph story
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:32 |
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:Has anyone ended a relationship over penis size? Or am I just a bitch? I’m sure user “smallguyssuck” is totally genuine and not at all a troll trying to imagine the inner dialogue of a STACY. I mean that was obvious at the “I saw this random man at a party and just couldn’t stop thinking about his dick in me. What do you mean what else did he look like?”
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:38 |
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Play posted:Just educating her on how things are done in Australia would've been fine, the profanity was out of line.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:42 |
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I think maybe i solved the mystery of the clink clink ejaculation? Maybe its just his belt clicking once he starts going furious, the point part clicking against the metal bracket?
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:44 |
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the implication there is, that her husband has never taken his pants all the way off when they have sex
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:46 |
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:My (25F) boyfriend (26M) of 2 years flew into a rage after losing at beer pong A friend of mine had an ex that was like that. He'd get into drunken, blackout rages, try to fight people, destroy things, etc. but when he sobered up it was always 'lol whoops!' It all sorted itself out one Halloween night when a guy 'jumped him for absolutely no reason' and shattered his cheekbone and broke his jaw. Big outpouring of support and sympathy on Facebook until other people popped up asking 'You got blackout drunk and started poo poo again, didn't you?' DragQueenofAngmar posted:the implication there is, that her husband has never taken his pants all the way off when they have sex That makes as much sense as anything else in that story.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:48 |
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Comedy option: the OP's husband and nephew both have ben wa balls in their asses during sex/masturbation. The nephew is louder because he's got a higher capacity.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:49 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:the implication there is, that her husband has never taken his pants all the way off when they have sex Also she apparently can’t put two and two together. Or maybe she thinks belts are an integral part of the process.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:54 |
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Silver bells, (silver bells) silver bells (silver bells) Our nephew is masturbating Ring-a-ling, (ring-a-ling) Hear him ring, (hear him ring) His jerking keeps us all awake
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:57 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:Also she apparently can’t put two and two together. She thinks everything her husband does is normal including having low sex drive because of antidepressants, even though she knows that it's because of the antidepressants, she still thinks it's normal and that every dude is like that, despite having said in that same loving sentence that it's because of the antidepressant. She's massively loving ignorant and I'm absolutely willing to believe that her husband's not taking his belt off so she thinks that it is not only normal to gently caress with your belt on but actually impossible to gently caress with your belt off
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:58 |
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I think shes confused, hes clearly having a tinkle
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:59 |
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Tythas posted:I'm (22M) supposed to get a good job to spoil my gf (21F) when we get married "what exactly makes you a queen, rather than a human being like everyone else on this planet?" would be my first question Can't stand this attitude and the guy was right not to tolerate it. You know it'd only get worse and worse until he's working 60 hours week, has heart disease and is 70,000 dollars in debt from buying consumer trash for his non-working wife (because she ain't gonna work. don't fool yourself). I will and have supported my partners during periods of unemployment or a variety of tough times. But like the OP said, it's a partnership and a girl who demands to be "spoiled" because she's a "queen" is not gonna be my type Play fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Jun 29, 2019 |
# ? Jun 29, 2019 00:07 |
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cumshitter posted:The Tinkling of the Telltale Dong.
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# ? Jun 29, 2019 00:07 |
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ElGroucho posted:I think maybe i solved the mystery of the clink clink ejaculation? my guess is either the toilet shifting back and forth on the ground or his back against the tank lid. glad we're still discussing this though, unironically
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# ? Jun 29, 2019 00:09 |
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goethe.cx posted:“Oh hey, tactlessbastard is playing smash bros, lemme go in and-“ Billy Connolly says the only thing you can say in that situation is an emphatic 'Thank God you're here!'
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# ? Jun 29, 2019 00:10 |
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Play posted:my guess is either the toilet shifting back and forth on the ground or his back against the tank lid. glad we're still discussing this though, unironically My questions are not ironic in the least I'm genuinely interested
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# ? Jun 29, 2019 00:12 |