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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

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# ? Jun 29, 2019 20:06

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# ? May 30, 2024 10:09

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

rotinaj posted:

I�m pretty sure the tongue thing is that Japanese thing �ahegao�, where a woman has been hosed so good, her brain stops working and she falls in love.

Like that hoodie that awful nerdlingers wear in public for some reason.

# ? Jun 29, 2019 20:09

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

Death Stranding looks great

That's the first DLC, they're gonna replace that creepy baby with a super cute cat. Like too cute, so cute you'll want to throw up.

# ? Jun 29, 2019 20:13

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

uber_stoat posted:

Those shorts are kind of dope tho.

# ? Jun 29, 2019 20:17

Gokuweed420: Feb 1, 2019; by FactsAreUseless

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Those shorts are kind of dope tho.

You a horse fucker, mate

# ? Jun 29, 2019 20:19

Chairman Mao: Apr 24, 2004; The Chinese Communist Party is the core of leadership of the whole Chinese people. Without this core, the cause of socialism cannot be victorious.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Those shorts are kind of dope tho.

Quoting this so you can't edit it out later.

# ? Jun 29, 2019 20:19

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Gokuweed420 posted:

You a horse fucker, mate

No just a fan of the fashion. :smug:

# ? Jun 29, 2019 20:20

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Necros posted:

Welcome to Wendys, daddy.

I'm sorry dave, I can't let you order that.

# ? Jun 29, 2019 20:34

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

Daddy chill, have a frosty.

# ? Jun 29, 2019 20:53

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Powershift posted:

Daddy chill, have a frosty.

[extremely boomer Wendy voice]

what the hell even is that!?

# ? Jun 29, 2019 20:56

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

bring back old gbs posted:

[extremely boomer Wendy voice]

what the hell even is that!?

Even if the internet brings about the downfall of civilization, It was all worth it for those 22 seconds

not cursed, extremely blessed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0-WO6xRbAo&t=4s

Some curses so burt doesn't shid his pannies

# ? Jun 29, 2019 21:06

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

# ? Jun 29, 2019 21:12

coke: Jul 12, 2009

Powershift posted:

that's very blessed especially if it's all bolted down and the pipes carrying water to keep the foam moist for the roots

on a similar vein

https://i.imgur.com/OfAvIys.mp4

coke fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Jun 29, 2019

# ? Jun 29, 2019 21:12

Chairman Mao: Apr 24, 2004; The Chinese Communist Party is the core of leadership of the whole Chinese people. Without this core, the cause of socialism cannot be victorious.

Powershift posted:

If that thing doesn't grab your wrist in a death grip the second you put the key in then what is even the loving point?

# ? Jun 29, 2019 21:13

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

"jeeze, what happened to your face?"
"the cab i was in got rear ended, i got hit in the face with a fountain, a tea pot, and some sort of glass brick"

# ? Jun 29, 2019 21:14

Kak: Sep 27, 2002

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

blessed

# ? Jun 29, 2019 21:14

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

Chairman Mao posted:

If that thing doesn't grab your wrist in a death grip the second you put the key in then what is even the loving point?

how many homeless people's dicks do you thinkg it has touched

# ? Jun 29, 2019 21:14

Kak: Sep 27, 2002

Powershift posted:

how many homeless people's dicks do you thinkg it has touched

not as many as you

# ? Jun 29, 2019 21:15

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Kak posted:

not as many as you

lmbo

# ? Jun 29, 2019 21:24

other people: Jun 27, 2004; Associate Christ

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

lmbo

Abbey Road?

# ? Jun 29, 2019 21:30

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

lmbo

Lol @ burning poo poo in a fake fireplace. Looks like they tried it more than one time too lol. :v:

# ? Jun 29, 2019 21:33

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

lmbo

is this that venue in SF that burned down and killed 50 people

# ? Jun 29, 2019 21:50

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

Bust Rodd posted:

https://twitter.com/thescarynature/status/1143326262414340097?s=21

My Piers Anthony story: my ex-wive�s sister wrote lots of slash fiction. Like pages and pages every day. Apparently she was prolific enough to garner some small following. One day she posts that she met another woman who loved her writing so much that they were going to fly her out from Boston to the West Coast. She leaves and is gone for like 3 months, and stops posting writing samples or on social media after like a month.

One day out of the blue we get an email telling my wife to pick her up at the airport. She arrives without luggage, crying.

Her secret admirer had been Piers Anthony�s daughter. His daughter is basically a sex-starved Jabba the Hut lesbian. They live in a mansion sequestered deep in the wilderness, her and her father, but Piers owns other homes and is only there for a week or two at a time, and sparingly.

So for the first month it�s just basically two fat lonely women hanging out and smoking weed and writing Buffy/Angel slash fiction. Then the horniness gets to them and they start boning. It starts to go from �please stay� to �you can�t leave�... then Ms. Anthony gets clingy and weird and insistent that she move in. Then she goes full on Buffalo Bill. By the end of the second month my sister-in-law has no phone and her computer usage is restricted to writing sessions. I�m unclear as to how much of this is psycho-sexual brainwashing and how much of it is just my sister-in-law being super dumb, but halfway through month 3 she catches Ms. Anthony farming slash fiction forums for a new beau and inviting them out to the forest compound. Sister-in-law waits until the dead of night, steals some cash and a credit card and the keys to a car and just drives to the airport, leaving the car in long term parking and flying home.

This was the summer of 2005 or so, and the moral of the story is that Piers Anthony�s large adult daughter is a psychotic serial killer level sex psycho who entraps women to come to her secluded mountain vista and then forces them to stay trapped with her so she can act out her dom-sub slash fiction fantasies. So I�m sure PA was a great dad and didn�t mess with her at all.

Is you sister-in-law's last name Smith by chance?

# ? Jun 29, 2019 21:53

naem: May 29, 2011

coke posted:

https://i.imgur.com/OfAvIys.mp4

yikes that�s cursed for allergies

# ? Jun 29, 2019 21:53

Feline Mind Meld: Jun 14, 2007; I'm pretty creeped out

naem posted:

yikes that’s cursed for allergies

I actually suffocated to death watching it

# ? Jun 29, 2019 22:09

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

Fallom posted:

is this that venue in SF that burned down and killed 50 people

First thing I thought of too

# ? Jun 29, 2019 22:30

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

bring back old gbs posted:

a podcaster who suck she own fathers dick?

a shameful podcaster

Kiss your dad square on the lips!

# ? Jun 29, 2019 22:48

Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

American Gods season 3 looking good

# ? Jun 29, 2019 23:24

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

The Bloop posted:

What, you never played EverQuest?

# ? Jun 29, 2019 23:26

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

This reminds me of A Starwar Betamax.

# ? Jun 29, 2019 23:40

Pershing: Feb 21, 2010; John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Terminator remake is looking sketchy.

# ? Jun 30, 2019 00:25

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

lmbo

Ahhhh student digs.
Old victorian houses minimally refurbished so 10 students can be crammed in and do this poo poo to it.
Its from the UK/Ireland as the 3 prong plugs you can see.

# ? Jun 30, 2019 00:26

Pound_Coin: Feb 5, 2004; �

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

lmbo

bristol.jpg

# ? Jun 30, 2019 00:32

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Pound_Coin posted:

bristol.jpg

.tiff

# ? Jun 30, 2019 00:33

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

lmbo

I'm the stereo microscope in the bottom right.

# ? Jun 30, 2019 00:37

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Jun 30, 2019 01:12

Chairman Mao: Apr 24, 2004; The Chinese Communist Party is the core of leadership of the whole Chinese people. Without this core, the cause of socialism cannot be victorious.